Sparkling Sugarcanehide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Flies, and Across the Universe. This is me. Sparkling Sugarcane. I will no longer be providing you fools with my FictionPress ID, since that fucked up my personal life in ki-i-i-ind of a big way. If you are one of the people from my real life who were led here and then there and read my "Rejected Again" monologue and were personally offended by it, please accept my deepest, sincerest apologies. but as long as you're here yeah, I have a couple o' things posted up. The LOTF stuff stemmed from an English project, and the ATU one was sheer boredom. I may or may not post more stuff up here (namely in the Shakespeare section), but I'm gonna try and keep a low-ish profile on the intarwebs from now on, 'kay? As far as you are all concerned, my name is Sugar. |
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Choking on the Bone by Lady Anatui reviews
CharlieOC, slight NeilOC. Welton is now coed, and Charlie is finding it difficult to keep his hands to himself, even if the one girl he's absolutely smitten with hates his guts and won't go near him unless he stops smoking.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: Jan 17, 2015 - Published: Jun 22, 2007 - [Charlie D., OC] Knox O., Neil P.
How to Live like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 189 - Words: 47,717 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 94 - Updated: Jan 29, 2013 - Published: May 5, 2008
Sketch Dump by Haykatsi0o reviews
A series of unrelated, one-page-or-less vignettes. Some are quite old. Most of them are sort of silly. So far: the battle of the rightys and leftys, sleeping Neils, interesting underwear, and Jeffery!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Jun 3, 2012 - Published: Jul 30, 2008 - Neil P., Todd A.
Living Like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Living the life of a Dead Poet isn't always easy, but it's always interesting. A Companion to How to Live like a Dead Poet.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: May 3, 2012 - Published: Nov 21, 2010
The Cloudy Side of Life by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
25 Prompts, 7 Teenaged Boys, 1 Amused Author. Explore the lighter side of Dead Poets Society. For Thyme.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Nov 16, 2010 - Published: Dec 21, 2009 - Complete
10 Things by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
A collection of different 10 things about each or all of our beloved Dead Poets.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Oct 10, 2010 - Published: Oct 16, 2008 - Complete
Come Hell And High Water by Firegambler reviews
What if Claire and John went too far in the closet? How would things change come Monday? And how will they deal with the consequences? Claire/John, Andy/Allison, Brian/OC.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 88 - Updated: Sep 24, 2010 - Published: Jul 12, 2008
The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet by avesjohn reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Aug 31, 2010 - Published: May 13, 2007 - Complete
Raising Your Egg Child For Dummies by Corky the Quirk reviews
Raising children is a woman's job, after all, who would trust men with kids anyway? …but the boys at Welton are certainly required to try. One-shot.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 17, 2010 - Complete
Liberté, égalité, inimitié by 26Bentley reviews
Ten years have passed. A promising young officer in the Navy gets an invitation to a party full of respectable society. And some not-so-respectable. Will eventually be slash. Chapters are very short, I write slowly, lol.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: May 17, 2010 - Published: Jun 11, 2008
Dead Poets Society: Take Two by FisherKing reviews
A Story for all of the DPS characters. I figured if I was going to critique, I could give you something to critique. It's only fair. Allow me to stress that this isn't cliche.“The fact that you don’t want one of us as an in-law hurts.”
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Mar 17, 2010 - Published: Jan 9, 2010
Modern Day Ghosts by Aibari reviews
Being a ghost, when you get down to it, is really, horribly boring.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: Oct 15, 2009 - Complete
And We All Lived Happily Ever After by Hearts.Pocky reviews
After the events of Prom Night, Sue reflects on Carrie, Tommy, school, and the fairy tales she read as a child.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 21, 2009 - Complete
Still in the Club? by Pyro Vampiress reviews
Sure the members of the Breakfast Club had shared a bond that Saturday. But will that bond exist when they go back to school on Monday? What will life for the five students be like now that they've shared that unique bond?
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,643 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: Aug 31, 2009 - Published: Jul 1, 2008
It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen by Sarah1281 reviews
A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: Aug 30, 2009 - Published: Aug 3, 2009 - Complete
My Own Somebody by writingrox12 reviews
We were all friends, still. We endured the glares and catcalls and we were all friends. But they had each other. They were each other's own somebodies. And I envied that. I envied them all having a somebody.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: May 10, 2009 - Published: Oct 5, 2008
She Is Your Wife, Isn't She? by Historybuff reviews
The only way Jefferson will write the Declaration is if Adams can send for his sweet little wife Martha. He is able to do so because of an unexpected helper... So he thinks. The ultimate 1776 crack-fic... that I've come up with so far.
1776 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Apr 2, 2009 - Published: Nov 5, 2008 - Complete
And Then There Were Two by Jane Poirot reviews
AU: What if the boat arrived in time and rescued the murderer's two final intended victims? And what if, after a series of trials and tribulations, they developed feelings for each other?
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,912 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: Mar 13, 2009 - Published: Jul 30, 2008 - Complete
Girl Next Door by enchantedchick220 reviews
Jane can't get Holden out of her head, she hears him everywhere. And through everything she encounters -an abusive step-father, smarmy dates- she can't get rid of the idea that maybe Holden needs her just as much as she needs him. Jane POV
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jan 21, 2009 - Complete
Milton's Bad Day by John Hama reviews
What if Private Investigator Arbogast had been just slightly more persuasive..? Characters and situations belong to Universal Studios, Shamley Productions, Robert Bloch, Hitch, et al...
Psycho - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: Dec 31, 2008 - Complete
A Fine Specimen of English Manhood by Baroness Emma reviews
One-shot fluffiness. Set post "Eldorado". My first fan-fic! And there was much rejoicing. . .
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 30, 2008 - Complete
Drabbles by Mez the evil Brit reviews
Miscellaneous short fics. I changed the first one's name so I could use it for the fifth drabble.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Dec 28, 2008 - Published: Sep 9, 2005
Who We Think We Are by IGottaFindYou reviews
The daughter of a Criminal and a Princess, Connie Bender attends her first Saturday Detention.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,639 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 146 - Updated: Dec 27, 2008 - Published: Dec 21, 2005 - Complete
My Very Manly ManJournal of Manliness by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Macbeth tells how he feels after he kills Duncan, how much of a creep his wife is, and what happens when he does not get a Klondike bar.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 12, 2008 - Complete
10 Things to do Before I Die by blackbirdxsinging reviews
Max, a freshman at Princeton, is convinced his death will happen in the next 24 hours. Therefore, he creates a list of things to do before he dies. Pre ATU. T for Max's dirty mouth, sex and drug reference.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: Nov 24, 2008 - Complete
Ultra Clutch by Obviously Insane reviews
Is it charm? Is it poise? No, it's Hairspray! A collection of vignettes about Baltimore's most musical residents.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 24,679 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: Oct 3, 2008 - Published: Aug 15, 2007
Philadelphia High: Class of 1776 by Historybuff reviews
John Adams is the same obnoxious and disliked character we all know and love... only now, he and his fellow congressmen are high school students. Based on the movie/musical 1776. Quick note to avoid any confusion- This is set in modern times, not 1776.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,953 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Sep 24, 2008 - Published: Jul 6, 2008 - Complete
She Said, She Said by Indie Indie reviews
When Phil breaks up with Molly, she needs to get away... to New York? Jude and Lucy are surely getting an unexpected surprise coming from Liverpool. HIETUS for now
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Sep 19, 2008 - Published: Aug 31, 2008
Aftermath by FieraChan reviews
The war only turned worse during the boys' absence. Some are deeply haunted by the recent events at the island despite returning to society. How will each boy redeem their humanity? Who will be the ones to grant them that redemption?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 8, 2008
The Great Gatsby: The REAL Ending by Historybuff reviews
Ok, so how many people actually like the way F. Scott Fitzgerald ended The Great Gatsby? Things didn't turn out too "great" for him, did they? Anyway, ignoring that campy, distasteful play on words, this is how the book SHOULD have ended.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Sep 7, 2008 - Complete
Congressional House Call by Historybuff reviews
It's 1776 and congress has become nothing more than a room full of disorderly, immature, spoiled brats. Hancock has had enough. Based on movie/musical 1776. Note: This story IS a parody. If characters seem overdone/exaggerated, it was intentional.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Sep 7, 2008 - Published: Jul 8, 2008 - Complete
Unexpected Joy by ohhowmarvelous reviews
Magenta becomes pregnant with Riff-Raff's child. How do they deal with what they had never expected?
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Aug 25, 2008 - Published: Aug 6, 2008
Maturity Is Relative by Sunday Smile reviews
Two years on. Juno is on the cusp of eighteen, facing graduation and adulthood. As the teenage façade slips away, Juno and Bleeker confront the nine months that changed their lives and brace themselves for that funny thing called 'the future.'
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,659 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 155 - Updated: Aug 20, 2008 - Published: Jan 22, 2008
Those Wretched Filmmakers! by Jane Poirot reviews
The ATTWN characters, mainly Blore, react to three of the film versions WARNING: Makes little to no sense .
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 14, 2008 - Complete
The White Album by Oddly Inspired reviews
In which Jude gets a job and Lucy has a fan moment.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 9, 2008 - Complete
41 Ways To Get Rid Of Max’s Atrocious Moustache by Kawaii-babi reviews
A list of ways to get rid of Max's big stupid moustache. Some are silly, some are serious, all are slightly funny in some twisted way
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 21, 2008 - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies by The Lark reviews
Well, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 28, 2008 - Complete
Teenagers, Transvestites and The Time Warp by Blood-Sucker-1428 reviews
COMPLETE! This is the tale of two teenagers, Tom Majors and Joey Hall, and their adventures once they reawaken a long dead Transylvanian royal and are chased by two other Transylvanians? What happens if these three aliens are closer to them then they think. Read and Review.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,327 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Feb 8, 2008 - Published: Nov 8, 2007 - Complete
Starlight by Maeke reviews
Summer, perturbed by an English assignment "10 Things I Like About You ", has escaped outside to think. Freddy joins her and offers to listen. They end up revealing their lists about each other to each other. One-shot
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jan 13, 2008 - Complete
1776: A Collection of Randomness by MCR Lurver reviews
A random list is made of all the members of congress. They then proceed to bicker and fight among themselves as to what is true and what is false. A random collection of junk that goes through my mind when watchng the movie.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 31, 2007 - Complete
The Breakfast Club Movie Review by TWbasketcase reviews
The AllStar Cast of the Breakfast Club gets together and reviews their movie...and they find out that a lot of stuff just really should be left alone. WARNING: Parody and bad humour.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 16, 2007 - Complete
Monty Python's Forcibly Revised Flying Circus by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Our favorite Pythons have been miraculously restored to their conditions in the 70s and are pitching a new TV show! But can they conform to the decency codes the BBC now enforce?
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 1, 2006 - Complete
The Grocery Bag of Love by The Elfmaniac reviews
[ one shot, drabble ] Baby John shows Maria some appreciation. [ TonyxMaria past, slight Baby JohnxMaria ]
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 19, 2006 - Complete
The Truth About the Scarlet Pimpernel With Jokes by Jade9 reviews
An explanation of some of the inconsistencies that have baffled Pimpernel scholars for centuries.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 11, 2006 - Complete
Spooftastic Parody of Julius Caesar by AB vs Predator reviews
Ever wanted somebody to spoof the crap out of Julius Caesar? Well I did it. However, the humor in this is antisophisticated. Read at your own risk, I spose. Review if you read it.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: Jun 14, 2006 - Complete
Pink Dreams by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Barbie and Ken are planning to celebrate 40 years of going steady, but is everything really perfect in the Dream House? Yes, it's Barbie slash.
Bratz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 19, 2002 - Complete
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Rocky, You've Met Your Match reviews
Sadie's apartment is an odd place to live for somebody who doesn't like cats...
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 25, 2008 - Complete
Fatefully Coincidental reviews
Twenty years after their rescue, the boys reunite in Ralph's apartment to reminisce. The island has been discovered, and Ralph has stumbled upon Anna, a shy girl who deserves an apology... Done for an English paper, oneshot. NOW REVISED. R&R please.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 13, 2008 - Complete
Scene of the Crime reviews
Ralph and the others return to the island for old times' sake. Anna tags along too, in hopes of learning more about what happened to Simon twenty-one years ago... Also: Roger's up to his old sadistic tricks again? Implied Ralph/Jack, Percival/OC.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 13, 2008 - Complete
