TheContheDistance
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Joined 02-14-08, id: 1500464, Profile Updated: 02-13-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

Hi! I'm TheContheDistance.

This is where people say stuff about themselves. Hi! Again. I'm a very awkward person. All the same, I'm laid back and I don't like taking many things (religion, the past, the future, people) seriously. I'm not a very funny person, but I do love me some crack. I don't mind yaoi or yuri, if it makes sense. I will not go gaga over crack yaoi or yuri. However I do tend to like straight crack!

I love music. I like drawing. I have a DeviantArt account under "RiraitoIt" and a site you should go to!! It's called GAIJ INMANGA.C OM (without the spaces) I'm one of the artists working there, so you should check it out! Please? I'm the author/illustrator of "Hinode".

Above all I hate Hate HATE screaming people. I also hate people who try oh so very hard to change everyone else's opinions. What's the point in that? It's way too troublesome. Religion annoys me. As does war and politics.

Code Geass

Best line from a fanfiction: "'I wish the lights weren't off. It's so cold and dark...' Lelouch shivered. 'Like my soul.'

Kallen gave him an odd look." Operation: Happily Ever After by Lily10

Best (weird) pairing: Kallen and Suzaku (if you can handle the M rating read "Critical Point" by Lily10)

Creepiest pairing: Nina and Table-kun (poor thing never had a chance... T_T)

Naruto

Best line from something: "Drat. Sasuke had been so sure ‘icky cooties’ had sounded cool too." Lessons in SasuHina Shipping by Meruhen Wind

Best (weird) pairing: Sakura and Gaara; Hinata and Sasuke (Read "Break Free, My Love" by HaleyJo; Read "An Excuse for Detention" by kidscanfly)

Creepiest pairing: Karin and Naruto

Death Note

Best line from a fanfiction: "'It’s not extinct, is it?' 'My sanity is not some sort of species of animal.'" Artificial by MissehKeehl

Best (weird) pairing: Anyone and a good OC (favorites would be "Trails of Fire" by phollie. and "Difficulty" by Broken Glass Walker... yes they're both MelloXOC)

Creepiest pairing: Light and Misa (yeah it's cannon, but it's just so wrong)


UPDATE!

Hiatus is fun, don't ya think? I'm reading but I got bigger fish to fry in terms of creating fiction ( creating a manga instead!)

Death Note

Summary for Date

Attempted humor. Interviews, Three Blind Mice, apples, nicknames, lost wallets and death threats. All in a day's work for a god. Rated T.
Naruto

A Breath (Changed the title)

Emiko is found suffering heavy blood-loss by Sakura, during the beginning of the time-skip. This story occurs more or less during the first year of the time-skip. Emiko becomes a temporary member of Team 7 so she can find out her past. They go to Suna, and meet with the Sand Siblings. (This is just the beginning of the story, and there is more OC action later. It is pretty much a GaaraXOC, but it's more an OC story than anything else).

Michi (Path) -- ON HIATUS

A sequel to A Breath. Set at the end of the time-skip and runs through the manga/anime. Following Shippuuden or the manga is a very, very good idea. No need to read the first. An OC story... Emiko finds herself captured and living the life of a prisoner. She has to deal with a new set of rivals, lingering feelings for Gaara and... a not-so-unfamiliar enemy. Still trying to find her purpose in the world, Emiko struggles to find a way to escape her new prison.


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Omiai by eriloca reviews
Two strangers have 10 days to get to know each other and decide if they will get married or not. AU. Sasuhina yay!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,367 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
IQ : Unbeatable by Wraithlike reviews
Failed super-geniuses band together for safety, in the beginning. But then it's more. A family. And family doesn't let it's members get hurt, or lost, or fall in love. At least not without a huge fuss. Matt and Mello know this, now. Complete! Mello X OC X Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,572 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4305 - Favs: 4,766 - Follows: 4,798 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Scarlet Sky by greenteamoose reviews
COMPLETE. As the jinchuuriki of the rokubi, she hated and feared Akatsuki, whose attempt at capturing her led to her defection from Suna. Four years later, she faced the same scarlet eyes and became entangled in a web of fate. /ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,416 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Itachi U.
Trails of Fire by phollie reviews
She was only meant to be their tool to understand the Death Note without consequences. But when Mello is forced to save her life after a close call with death, he finds that the bridge between love and hate is a little too close for comfort. MelloxOC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,722 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Mello, Matt
Five Times Orihara Izaya Became Human by Threesmallcrows reviews
Even if he won't admit it. You could beat him half to death, but there it is. Five times Izaya proved himself, whether willingly or not, to be human after all, much to the surprise of various bystanders and/or observers. COMPLETE.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Insanity's Consciousness by Jpanda92 reviews
Sasuke is asked by Naruto to watch over Hinata. Basically, to makes sure no one touches what is his. But what will happen when Sasuke finds himself wanting to do just that? SasuHina. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,772 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Konoha Sellers by merciful-malice reviews
AU I work retail, and have decided to force the inhabitants of a certain village to do the same. Rated T because the author is a total drunken loon... Holy crap! It's a new chapter! And my liver still functions!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008
Anything but A Lost Cause by aFlawedDesign reviews
“Good.” He shifted himself to sit closely beside her, mere inches apart. “But could you make me a promise first?” “Umm…s-sure,” she stuttered, blushing at his closeness. He then leaned down to whisper into her ear. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,847 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Running From Lions by Misababe reviews
She found him on the street. Onyx eyes rapt on the cement, as if it could give him the missing pieces of the puzzle to his life. Pale lavender eyes gazed at him sympathetically. SasuHina. Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Catharsis by Inuyatta reviews
My take on the inevitable discussion between Naruto and Hinata. Spoilers up to chapter 450. Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Operation: Happily Ever After by Lily10 reviews
Just another crazy school event orchestrated by Milly involving paintball, hungry cats, stairs, tic-tac-toe and Lelouch dressed up as a dragon. Oh and Suzaku and Kallen get married. ....Wait, what? Lelouch/Kallen/Suzaku, Suzaku/Arthur
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Kallen S., Lelouch L.
Nights Like These by kidscanfly reviews
An invitation out of the rain enables Shikamaru to talk about things on his mind with Hinata. After Hidan/Kakuzu arc. Shikahina if you squint. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sugar and Smiles by TENDERvanilla reviews
-AU- What becomes of an Ordinary Joe trying to get somewhere in life and the cute patissiere down the street, who seems all sugar and smiles, makes his heart run a thousand miles. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/19/2009 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Transfer Student Scares Me by Unbalanced Kiss reviews
He pinned her wrists on either side of her head and she opened her eyes to look at him, her cheeks flushed a dark crimson. "Hmmm, intersting reaction, Hyuuga" her heart had picked up in speed and she was beginning to feel a little dizzy. sasuhina fanfic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
What Momma Doesn't Know by Miss Strange reviews
Sasuke was told to scream rape if anyone touched him. Well...what momma doesn't know...! oneshot kiddie fic sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Critical Point by Lily10 reviews
Kallen is captured by Suzaku and Suzaku's attention is captured by Kallen.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kallen S., Suzaku K. - Complete
Blind by Nymbis reviews
Sakura has a crush, and Sai thinks it's a condition. Sakura x Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Yei by co1ette reviews
Yei had always been an outcast. She never had a real family. What happens when Sasuke and his group capture her because she is one of the last jinchuuriki?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson in the Eyes by etherealxx reviews
For Sasuke, it's just another town. Only more people. What makes Konoha different? And what additions to his coven have been kept untold? There's a shadow far darker than himself, and he's left blind from sensing it. AU / Yaoi / OC warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,701 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sasuke U.
What it Takes to Make her Smile by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU-- Not every fairy lives a happy life. Not every curse is made to last. Not every girl is doomed to laugh. They say she cannot smile for if she does, then she must grant any wish her jester chooses to bequeath and her life will fade with every wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Thirty Six Seconds by Orodruin reviews
Kakashi was frozen, staring at his teammate's corpse. And all he could think about was what a horrible son he had been. Rated for character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Where The Sidewalk Ends by Bialy reviews
He's nothing like a knight in shining armour and she's far too plain to be a princess, but when all is said and done that's not what either of them care about. Mello/Sayu, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
Your lips are Mine by Mersea reviews
ItachiOC "I'm...starting to lose my temper." He reached up and touched the corner of his lower lip where she bit him. His red eyes narrowed ominously. 'She-...sometimes makes me feel alive.' COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,374 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Magic of the Heart by ElouiseBates reviews
Princess Telyn, youngest child of the High King and Queen, seeks to discover if magic still exists in Prydain after the passing of the Sons of Don.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
A Date With Destiny by moonhaku reviews
When Hinata’s friends convince her to sign up for a blind date for her school’s King of Hearts ball, she wasn’t expecting a match-up with the most popular heartthrob around. When the school paper catches on, rumors will fly and hearts will break. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Excuse For Detention by kidscanfly reviews
A series of events that unfold around Sasuke and Hinata that all started because of detention and partly Neji. SASUHINA, with input from Itachi, Hinata's friends and family, teachers and other detention goers. No help from Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,153 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Listen to My Story by Uchiha Karin reviews
‘Ne, Sasuke-kun… Would you listen to my story? Many things had happened since that day…’
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No More Running by NoOneInteresting reviews
Gaara has achieved his goal of becoming Kazekage, but at 18 years old, he still feels empty. That is, until a stormy, impertinant girl named Naoko strolls into his world...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,329 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Gaara - Complete
A Stupid Excuse for a Fairy Tale by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Princes aren’t real, but demons are; kingdoms fall, but others are discovered. The heroine shines and everyone else dulls. Modern day fairy tales are hard to come across and this one isn’t one at all. --AU--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rain Petals by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
A collection of 26 unrelated drabbles, all Sasuke-centric, themed alphabetically. Also includes Naruto's, Kakashi's, Kisame's, and Itachi's POVs. For all your angsty Sasuke needs! Chapter Z up: This is where it all begins and ends. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,875 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kill, marry, or screw? by chickenwire reviews
Sasuke leans towards her, grinning, "Kill, marry, screw, me, Naruto, Neji." Hinata looked at him in horror, "W...WHAT!" SLIGHT sasuhina, WARNING: use of F word. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuffy Noses by Meruhen Wind reviews
Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
The Games We Play by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
When Temari plays an innocent children's game with Gaara an evil plan quickly arises and Kankurou learns the definition of guilt trip. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
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Death Note: Date reviews
Attempted Humor. Interviews, Three Blind Mice, apples, nicknames, lost wallets and death threats. All's in a day's work for a God. Rated T for cussing, stupidity and randomness. Contains an OC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Michi: Path reviews
It was decided. She was going to have to find some way of freeing herself from Orochimaru. All thoughts of being with Gaara left behind, Emiko is now setting out on the next journey in her life, along with some old and new faaces. On Hiatus. OCx?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
A Breath reviews
It was simple. She had lost her memories and she needed to get them back. Tsunade-sama ordered her to go with Sakura to Suna. Who knew what she would find? A story of a new character, Emiko. Set during the time skip. GaaraXOC? Short chapters. Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 67,219 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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