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Joined 08-01-00, id: 14987, Profile Updated: 11-12-08
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Kevin Smith, Dogma, 7th Heaven, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Spider-Man, Supernatural, and Les Miserables.

I'm a slasher and not ashamed to admit it. My gen fics are few and far between. (Hey, may as well be up front about it.) My favoured fandoms change along with my obsessions. Right now, it's all things Kevin Smith. Before that, it was anime, before that, Harry Potter, and before that, Buffy. Of course, the list goes back even unto the end of time, but I didn't really start writing fic until I got into Buffy. We'll see what the next thing in line will be. Of course, it doesn't matter now that has banned NC-17 fics. It's not that I write a ton of them, it's that now, if I choose to, I am being censored. I won't be using anymore unless they reconsider; at this point, it looks like I'll be relocating to http:// - I won't be closing this account, but I won't be posting any more fic, either. Oh, and make sure to read "Mood Change" while you still can.

November 2008: O-KAY then. It's been, what, five years? I'm over the self-righteous adolescent snit and will probably start cleaning up around here and adding new fic. Not everything I've written in the past few years, but some of it. I've got the account, I remembered the password, I might as well use it, right?

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Malcolm, Actually by Commodore Norrington reviews
After being caught snogging his former PA at a school nativity play, the Prime Minister wonders how his Director of Communications will react.
Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Malcolm T. - Complete
Effects on Morality by QueenPlatypus reviews
drabbles of Ishimondo and Naegami. Ranging from K to M.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naegi M., Ishimaru K., Togami B., Oowada M.
The One You Win by shooting-stetsons reviews
In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,681 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What a Peace Is Mine by xcgirl08 reviews
People do not give it credence that a nineteen-year-old girl could leave home and go off in the summertime, to pursue a band of outlaws and clear her brother's name: but it did happen. Mattie, LaBoeuf, Rooster.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Watchmen in Black by Beth Einspanier reviews
The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!
Crossover - Men In Black & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
Butterfly Dreams by Rhyte reviews
Sometimes Jonathan cannot tell if he came back from Transylvania at all.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Johnathan Harker - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
The BSC, Vampire Slayers by GilraenV reviews
Whether they're sitting for the neighborhood kids or slaying vampires, the BSC will always be best friends! Completed. PARODY.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Jean Valjean: Owners Guide and Manual by PatchworkDK reviews
User's manual for the Jean Valjean units.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2004
Beware! by The Phantom reviews
Movieverse. A story about the Aunt May Conspiracy! *COMPLETE with EPILOGUE!* Ever notice how she's ALWAYS offering him something to eat? Here's my explanation... Please R&R! :)
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Crossover Collection
Does what it says on the tin. I have a tendency to write random crossover snippets, and I've got enough Les Mis now to throw them up here. Includes Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Good Omens thus far; I may or may not write more later.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,034 - Published: 11/7/2009
Three Things John Winchester Never Did reviews
Full title: Three Things John Winchester Never Did With His Sons. Does what it says on the tin. Genfic. Warnings for AU and character death.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2008 - John W. - Complete
After the Battle reviews
Movieverse. The final battle is over, but Peter has one more thing to do before he can go home. PG-13 rating due to grisly imagery.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2002
If We Were Gay reviews
J&SBSB fic. Does Randal really think about that? Rating due to language and slashiness.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2001
Just Checking In reviews
Multi-movie fic. The events of 9/11 have had and will continue to have countless ripple effects. One of those ripples causes phones in a certain tri-town areas to start ringing . . . Rating due to language and sensitive subject matter.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2001
Damnation reviews
A soul is reclaimed from Heaven. Contains spoilers for the sixth season of Buffy. Rated PG simply because I hesitate to give it a mere G.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/23/2001
Biting the Bullet reviews
The Camden kids deal with Annie's garage apartment edict. Takes place after "Prodigal" and spins off into an AU. Rating due to realistic treatment of emotional abuse.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/20/2001
Don't Panic" reviews
"Clerks" fic. Dante and Randal commemorate the passing of Douglas Adams. Rating due to language.
Kevin Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2001
Gone reviews
Takes a look at why Bartleby turned on Loki. The PG-13 rating is due to language.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2001
Listen reviews
Loki muses to Bethany about Bartleby's psyche. That makes more sense if you actually read the fic. Rated PG-13 for language and SLASHY themes.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2001
Dangerous at Times reviews
"Mallrats" fic. Exactly what did Shannon say to Tricia about Brodie? WARNING: The R rating is for language and SLASHY themes. If this bothers you, go no further.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/16/2001
Eclipse reviews
When the Defense Against the Dark Arts League puts together a re-enactment of the night Voldemort fell from power, it has consequences that no one expected. Rating due to darkness. NOTE: Spoilers for "Goblet of Fire".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2000
Reflection reviews
Sequel to "Bloody Glass" and "Smash the Mirror." Snape watches history repeat itself. The rating is (predictably) for m/m themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2000
Smash the Mirror reviews
Followup to "Bloody Glass." Malfoy and Harry have a confrontation, but there's more to it for Malfoy than Harry could ever imagine. Rating due to minor violence and m/m themes. Don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2000
Bloody Glass reviews
Draco Malfoy contemplates his hatred of Harry Potter. Rating given due to darkness and m/m themes. Don't like it, don't read it. Not that hard, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/15/2000