The Dark Lord's Keepers
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Joined 02-06-08, id: 1494246, Profile Updated: 01-19-09
Author has written 2 stories for Legend of Zelda, Naruto, and Lord of the Rings.

Ah yes The Dark lord's keepers that is us... and to answers your question there is more then one of us... As for how many that is a secret your going to have to live with evil laughter Now as to why were called that you'll have to wait for that answer from one of the other keepers for that...

Um...don't mind her she's a bit crazy. Then again we all are. We're The Dark Lord's Keepers 'cause it's fun and what we came up with at the time and so on a spur of the moment impulse we named ourselves that lovely name kind of based on a very strange and mildly disturbing HP Fan Fiction that refused to leave us alone at the time. We're a group of friends, all of us are female, and at the moment there are three of us this could of course change at any point as we have other writer friends who may choose to join us in the madness. The three of us will try to remember to tell you who the authors of stories are when we get around to actually putting some up. Write now the three of us are as follows: The one who spoke first is Sayuri, I am Tallia, and the one who has yet to speak is Gwenny-dear or Gwen but she also may put Ki-kao as the author for her stories. I'll let her explain that one to you.

Hello! If anyone but my friends call me Gwenny-dear you will be force fed razor blades. My name is Gwen and I'm generally nice, until you make me mad, then I can be quite... bloodthirsty. I have MPD, which is where Ki-kao comes from, and he's a general bastard. He might show up sometime and explain his eccentricities. We have many pre-written stories, most of which are on permanent hiatus, but the ones that are complete might eventually make their way onto the computer. Until then, you'll just have to wait and see what we write! Ta!

Yo me again...we now have a fourth...yay. Waves flag Riiigggght...moving along her name is Timmythran, she'll shorten it to Tim sometimes...we'll shorten it in more ways than that. But right I think I'll let her introduce herself now.

Hi. I'm Tim and I don't have a problem...

Denial.

Fine. Have it your way... Anyway, the group will mainly be writing HP fan fics. but a few of us will also be writing in other genres.

giggles Theres no need to scare them too much now is there Dear? And Mother do you really have to make it seem like I'm really that crazy? Oh do you think that Aidan would injoy this ever so popular world of Fan-fiction? Oh and you three should read the reviews I've been posting I didn't have any Idea who all was going to be there... So um... yeah... Oh I started a new Fan-fic... I think its gonna be a Slash HPTR kind ya know... so far its reached 52 pages in the note book its really really pretty drools over it I'm going to make Tim Beta it... because I seem to have a problem with one of you glares at Tailla not awnsering my e-mail with things that needed to be betaed... Ya know... Sigh and once again I'm not crazy... I'm as my mother puts me Hyper-emo!! Poses all super hero like You know only cool people dye in poses... wow that was random... lol Any who... we do injoy writeing and reading fics if you have any sugestions Pm or E-mail us... Sayuri (thats me) Its always up for some one to give me a challange... hehe

My name is Ki-kao, I see the Harpy has already explained who I am, so I won't waste my breath (Not that your feeble minds would be able to process the information) If I put up a story you are offended by, go ahead and flame me, they're kinda spicy, and I won't promice to care too much. I'm not nice, so don't whine to me about writing more often, if I post at all. It just annoys me and makes it less likely that I'll update anytime soon. Now that you are aware of a few of my quirks: Leave Me Alone!

Wow, he said alot, and he called me a Harpy again! Well, at least he didn't swear...

In case anyone was wondering who Sayuri was referring to as mother that would be me. And Sayuri dear I have no e-mail from you so I am unable to beta it. Oh yeah and you are that crazy you just proved it with that post. I'm not sure if Aidan is joining our mad little world or not and if she does she may join under a different name.

Wow, we have a story... it's so beautiful! T_T I can't help but cry...

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The Dark Lord Gave To Me by ShadeDancer reviews
Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 5,977 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 17,152 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Remember Me This Way by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort at a great price, what is that price? his soul or his life? watch as everyone picks up the pieces after the war is over! very different and smart Ron almost gothic Hermione! evil Dumbledore watch as everyone gives him hell! mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brothers and Fathers by DaughterOfAres reviews
Harry gets some surprising news. He was adopted. His father is alive and he has a brother named Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,063 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11287 - Favs: 21,150 - Follows: 7,210 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 456 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 9,013 - Follows: 2,510 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Heart Hacking by PegasusRider reviews
SessKag AU Kagome, an employee of Tashio Inc, is forced to be Sesshoumaru's assistant for one week. From company parties to redecorating offices, Sesshoumaru and Kagome grow closer as their week comes to an end. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,822 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard... ( A/N: I started writing this story over going on 17 years ago - as of 2019 - when I was in high school. Yes, it has errors & plot holes. No, I am not fixing them in this version. )
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5292 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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The Bittersweet Glow of Twilight reviews
Lotr ZeldaTP xover. The Hero has lost his way after the Kingdom is saved, he does not know what to do. The Goddesses decide to help him, he finds himself in Middle Earth, unable to speak their language, tending to the injured twins and their brother Estel
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Aragorn
The Second Life reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a missing-nin, Naruto comitted suicide. When visiting Naruto's grave, the last Uchiha is finally cornered, in his last moments he accidently creates a new jutsu, and wakes up six years old, with a familiar blonde still alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.