Hello, all! What are there - three of you? Anyway, onto other matters...

About Me:

I love Jackson Rathbone - lots and lots.

I pretty much adore the whole Twilight cast. I have a insane love for all of them - but especially Jackson… and Rob…and Kellan…and- Well you get it.

I love the whole Twilight Saga something crazy. Fanatical freak of nature you say? That doesn't even graze the surface of it.

I often call myself Fred the Unicorn (don't ask and yes, I am female!) and my best friend is George the Merman (please don't ask). (Me, in case you were wondering...)

I am a Slytherpuff in every sense of the word (er, house). (Slytherin RULES!) Tara, what ARE you doing in my profile?

I adore Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. The Twilight Saga is by far my favorite. Though, New Moon had a tad bit too much Jacob, and not enough Edward. (A tad?) Tara, go away!

I absolutely loved the Twilight movies. They've been PERFECT so far!! Once is simply not enough when it comes to it! (Please excuse my exaggeration; I'm always on a Twilight-induced high.)

I also enjoyed The Host by Shephenie Meyer. It was absolutely wonderful, I simply couldn't put it down. I recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good novel.

I have a shared account with three of my friends, including George the Merman, along with Ron the Pygmy Puff and Bill the Hungarian Horntail. It is: Read-Write-Review-and-Revise - (http://www.fanfiction.ws/~readwritereviewandrevise) (Hee, hee, hee - I feel like Peeves!)

I am proud to say I am none other than Revise. (And I'm Write!)

I love love, just the whole feel and idea of it.

I think family and friends are just about the best inventions ever.

I eat sleep and breath Twilight. And because I just KNOW you haven't heard me say (er, type?) it enough: Twilight, Twilight, Twilight!

I am out of things to say.

My ships:

Twilight

Edward/Bella

Jasper/Alice

Emmett/Rosalie

Carlisle/Esme

Ben/Angela

Garrett/Kate

Peter/Charlotte

The Host

Wanda/Ian (All the way!!)

Melanie/Jared

Wes/Lily

Walter/his Gladdie!

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny (well of course! Is there anything else?)

Lily/James

Ron/Hermione

Tonks/Remus

Neville/Luna

Hagger (erm...I mean, Hagrid)/Madam Maxine

I cannot imagine Edward or Bella with ANYONE other than each other. Jacob can jump off a bridge and die for all I care. (Go, Fred!)

I absolutely despise the Harry/Hermione pairing. It's just so wrong. They're practically brother and sister; it's like putting Ron and Ginny together! (shudders violently)

I have really deep rooted thoughts about true love. That's just me. I will read almost any pairing as long as the main couple (my favorite couple) is together. I can't enjoy something any other way. Put anyone else together, I don't care, as long as I have me some Belward and HarryGinny.

sigh* I do read Jasper/Bella, though. I know, I know. But I just love Jasper sooooo much! Jasella is my devistating weakness.

HEY!! HEY, YOU!!!!

Check out my other story, co-written by George. It is a Harry/Ginny (duh), it is post-DH (there maybe a few spoilers, so don't read unless you've read DH, but that shouldn't apply to you!), it is humor, and has practically no plot. You can find it on my shared account, Read-Write-Review-and-Revise.

My Top Ten Favorite Harry Potter Characters

1. Ginevra Molly Potter (DUH!)

2. Remus Lupin (He's just too cool!)

3. Teddy Remus Lupin (He's sooo cute!)

4. Albus Severus Potter (I'm, like, in love with him!)

5. Nymphadora Tonks (Awesome, just like her husband!)

6. Fred Weasley (WHY did he have to go!)

7. George Weasley (The poor thing...he's holey!)

8. Luna Lovegood (She's just too funny!)

9. Harry James Potter (Had to throw the Boy-Who-Lived in there!)

10. Neville Longbottom (He so proved himself in DH, but he was great before that too!)

My Top Seven Least Favorite Harry Potter Characters

1. Cho Chang (She is evil and she must die, Ginny should of sooo pushed her off of a cliff in DH!)

2. Dean Thomas (He is also evil and should die and Harry should of pushed him in front of the on coming Knight Bus in HBP!)

3. Micheal Corner (Yeah, same as Dean...)

4. Lavender Brown (Ugh! She's just so...UGH!)

5. Bellatrix Lestrange (She hurt Neville's parents! sniff)

6. Lucius Malfoy (You evil git! How dare you give Ginny that diary!)

7. Viktor Krum (He seemed like a decent bloke, until he looked at Ginny in DH! Harry got jealous!)

As you can tell, I don't really like Cho Chang (no DUH!) or anyone that has dated Harry, Ginny, or Ron.

I also don't like people who do mean things to my favorite characters!

The Quotes Section!

"Don't accio anything else, Tara!" - Me.

"...I'm not even going to comment."

"That's the eleventh Commandment!"

"Huh?"

"Thou shalt not comment!"

"...and the twenty-somethingth amendment, I suppose?"

"Now you've got!" - Tara & Me.

"This is Fred."

"This is George." - Tara & Me. (Sad, but true is that this is how we answer out phones...)

"How do you spell 'com'?"

"C-O-M."

"That was a joke, Tara. I'm not that slow."

"Why the silence?" - Tara & Me. (Once again!)

"So, I was reading a story the other day, and -"

"Let me guess - it was Harry/Ginny."

"Yeah, and - !"

"It was AU."

"Yeah, and - !"

"It was incomplete."

"Yeah! Jeez, you're good at this!" - Tara & Me. (We're beginning to hear the crickets...)

"Wheeee!" - Me.

"Hyperness is fun! Have you ever noticed that? Huh, huh? Well, HAVE you?" - Me...after one of Tara's mummy's delicious brownies. Clearly, sugar and I don't mix too good. (Well, Fred, well.)

"Ear go itchy!" - Me. (Sadly...)

"...And I hate those smarticle-like, prodigies, and their smarticle-ness-nessity is getting me, with their smarticle instruments, and their smarticle playing, and the fact that they're just too smarticle for their own good!" - Me, on an Orchestra rant.

"I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!" - Me. Actually, I don't really...

"Sheep! Aaaaaaaah!" - Me, mimicking Cheese.

"Candy broken..." - See above

"Doggies go QUACK!" - Me. (It's a FACT!) (Suuure...)

Copy Paste Section!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe, plus they're really yummy candies. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Read-Write-Review-and-Revise, Ginny's Biggest Fan...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

In case you need further proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(damn, but i have a whole stash in
my basement that were just right to process)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

That's about it for now.

--Ginny's Biggest Fan--