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Joined 10-15-07, id: 1399425, Profile Updated: 01-03-18
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Halo, Harry Potter, Birdy the Mighty, Ranma, Legend of Korra, Dragon Ball Z, and Hellblazer.

Well, where to start?

I'm the writer formerly known as Sarcastic Avenger. Why the change after ten years on the site? The old handle just didn't quite feel like me anymore. Times changed, and I guess somewhere along the line I changed too. The old moniker felt like a mask that didn't fit anymore. I think that the sort of affectation I put on, of an ironic demeanor, and sarcastic tone, were a way to try to remain detached from circumstances I never could really feel a part of, a way to avoid vulnerability.

But enough of that dreary aside. You came here wanting to find out a bit more about the author. And unfortunately, I've never been much of the sharing type. Once upon a time, I had these big dreams about fighting the good fight and changing the world. Now I'm just surviving in it. Still never found a lost cause I didn't take a shine to. I like anime, though not much of what's airing lately. I enjoy prog rock and metal. Besides writing, I read a lot. In fiction, mostly speculative: Yukito Kishiro, Iain M. Banks and Michael Moorcock left an indelible impression on me. When I'm not reading fiction, I indulge in books on politics, art criticism, Soviet history.

When I write, I'm usually heavily caffeinated. The local cafe has helped produce many of these ficts

I leave the old stuff up to remind myself that I am getting better at writing fiction, though I at times it really doesn't feel like it.

Current Projects

Amor Fati (Ranma 1/2): I think I've learned more writing this one than anything else, both in terms in the technique of writing a scene and constructing a story, as well as interpreting a source text. I sort of have an awkward relationship writing this one, because I've always been constantly straining against my gut reaction in writing. And I'm such a different person from when I first plotted it out, it's a struggle at times to continue. When I began writing it, to put it bluntly I was in a very bad place both in terms of life circumstances as well as mental/emotional stability. And I struggled to against my melancholy to keep the angst down, and inject moments of levity and release. Years later, and I find myself struggling in the other direction, not having my heart in it to subject these characters to the level of angst the plot commits to. But I digress; it's not dead, and the succeeding chapters are slowly coming together.

How Many Seconds In Eternity (Ranma 1/2): This one is a newer idea, and something I'd always said I'd never do. It's a sort of AU redux of the series, with the yuri dialed up and remixed with a mystery box style framing device. And I haven't had this much fun writing a fic, like ever. Low on angst, higher on the canon typical hijinks and the kind of warm fluffiness I can't help but exude.

In Defense of Lost Causes (Legend of Korra): A Red Lotus!Korra AU, cribbing heavily on the tumultuous history of rebellions and revolutions in 19th and 20th century Europe. Also fun to write, but in a more serious way (if that makes any sense at all). Kind of a passion project; I studied political philosophy in college, and I use that and the history of various mass movements as a world building resource. I've also tried to take a different take on the Red Lotus Korra AU, exploring Korra's passion as well as her own internal conflict. Also has yuri themes because I can't seem to help myself.

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What Do You Want? by polenicus reviews
After the failed wedding attempt, Akane calls it quits. Now Nabiki is saddled with a morose Ranma. Rather than get caught in the crossfire between his other fiancees, she decides to try and help the pig-tailed martial artist figure out what HE wants (Warnings: Harem, implied Incest)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 799,635 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/18/2017 - [Ranma, Nabiki] Akane, Ryoga
Vengeance by ExceedinglyTrans reviews
It's been a few weeks since Shampoo gave Ranma the Kiss of Death. But so far, Shampoo hasn't managed to kill the elusive girl. When Ranma starts using dirty distraction tactics, Shampoo realizes she needs to change her own tactics as well.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,993 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/6/2018 - [Ranma, Shampoo] - Complete
First Crush by Beedok reviews
Nabiki felt like the world was against her when her mother died. A chance encounter while her family visits Okinawa might just help save her from the path of the ice queen however. Commission for Daphne Di
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/25/2019 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, Soun - Complete
A Different Dōjō by AsamiT reviews
Some changes can easily cascade into waves. A quiet morning at the Tendou Dojo seems ready to be interrupted as a post-card arrives, coming from an old friend...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 4/6/2018
A Man Among Men by Beedok reviews
There was a slight incident during the wedding with the Nannichuan case. Nodoka has decided that when life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, and will now be Ranma's role model how to be a bit more debonair. She's maybe a little too good at it. (Joke ficlet.)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Complete
Ghost at a Funeral by uragaaru reviews
Akihiko Tendo has spent the last 12 years building a life for himself as a high school gym teacher and soccer coach. One day, a random message about the family he left behind prompts him to come back and reconcile two different forms of loss.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2018 - Complete
Finding Your Path by Beedok reviews
Akane has always been self conscious about her constant struggles with the feminine ideal. An accident involving water from the Spring of the Drowned Man seems likely to make that even worse... or maybe provide a solution? (I claim no ownership of any Ranma 1/2 characters.)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Movie Night ft Childhood Trauma by akane's gf reviews
Second day prompt for femslash feb, 'fear'. Ranma and Akane have the whole night to just watch movies together and hang out. It all, inevitably, goes a little wrong. (feat trans girl ranma!)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2018 - [Akane, Ranma] - Complete
Ixnay on the Ixioran by Largo reviews
Ranma falls into the spring of drowned "girl who fell from the sky." When his girl-form turns out to be stronger and faster than his natural form, he starts to question his upbringing. Being an alien genetically engineered weapon has its pluses but as many minuses. Then the dreams of another life begin. Starts with Ranma / Birdy the Mighty and will add more series to the mix. My
Crossover - Ranma & Birdy the Mighty - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,666 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 3/22/2017
Realism by Pata Hikari reviews
At last, a Ranma fanfic that gives the series the realistic treatment it deserves.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Complete
Pinch Hitter by uragaaru reviews
Three years after Jusendo, Ranma's life is coming together when a new family and a power he never wanted are accidentally thrust upon him. Now he must face the sins of the distant past, the obligations of the present, and an emerging threat to the future in order to save the world and maybe his sanity. A semi-farcical fukufic containing yuri, sex jokes, and bouts of melodrama.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,657 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon] [Ranma, Akane]
Tabula Rasa by Rivyn Daniel reviews
Trapped and left to live out the rest of her life in the form she hates, Ranma finds herself at the crux of a crossroads and forced to face the mistakes she's made and decisions that will shape the rest of her life... but even she couldn't have forseen where this will take her... Please R&R Warning: may contain strong language at times
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 441,894 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - [Ranma, Ryoga] - Complete
Ranma and The Doctor by Turbanator reviews
Ranma/Doctor Who: A subtle deviation in the Herb fight, and Ranma now has no way to return to his old male self. Thankfully, the arrival of a strange visitor to Nerima may change this fact... Chapter 24 - It all ends here, in Nerima. Ranma must face her worst enemy and make the ultimate choice. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,984 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Shirley Road Shirley by uragaaru reviews
Twenty years ago, Akane Tendo died in the waters of Jusendo. In their grief, the two people who loved her most left the world to try and heal. Leaning on each other, they slowly become more than just bearers of a loved one's memory.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Ranma, Ryoga] - Complete
The Future Soon by uragaaru reviews
In the twilight of the 24th century, a researcher makes a finding that explains the present and changes her future. An utterly ridiculous non-canon one-shot. T for suggestive language and suggestions of rampant pansexuality.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Ranma - Complete
A Baroque Yarn by Durandall reviews
Different island, same story... An AU that says it and means it. Kind of. Maybe.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Clean Through by AubreyWitch reviews
She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Shade of the Leaf by Ravyn reviews
Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don't know what you really want after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Gardens of Rain by Leowen Dravon reviews
Sakura finally gets over the fact that Sasuke is gone for good. With her mind no longer occupied with thoughts of the Avenger, how does she live on? Mainly NarutoSakura but also some HinataKiba, TemariShikamaru and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,316 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Second to None by AubreyWitch reviews
There is no best in her triangle, only other. BI SHOT CITRUS NaruSaku, implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost Innocence by Thrythlind reviews
Based on Lord Archive's Loss of Innocence...Shampoo uses another love potion...and the results tear into the lives of Ranma and his companions. Completed. Sequels possible.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 126,462 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/2/2001 - Complete
PARAGON by Kenko reviews
Ranma the Magical Girl? Yup. Sailor Senshi? Nope. And the Senshi are DAMN aware of this. Besides, there's the rabbit...
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,259 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 302 - Published: 8/25/2001
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Single Malt Scotch reviews
Twelve years since graduation, since their breakup, Ranma and Akane return home following a death in the family. Some of the old embers are still there, and now that the men who brought them together have passed away, they may need each other now more than ever.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2019 - [Akane, Ranma] Nabiki - Complete
Light Up The Night reviews
An accident while out skiing leaves Ranma and Nabiki stranded. Luckily Ranma has survival skills. Huddling near the fire helps thaw the ice queen. Written for the Secret Santa Exchange on AO3
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/15/2018 - [Nabiki, Ranma] - Complete
How Many Seconds In Eternity? reviews
AU. When they first met, Akane and Ranma felt like they'd known each other forever. Good thing they're getting along. Because their parents have crazy-stupid plans for them. Akane's a lesbian? Oh well, he turns into a girl with cold water, that's the same thing right? The two will have to fight Amazons, crazed samurai wannabes, and the usual tangle of fiances to do their own thing
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,466 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Shampoo
Amor Fati reviews
Ranma's efforts to cure his curse have succeeded. Well, for half of him. There's a short, red-haired girl with his memories and his identity running around as a side effect. She's stuck in his shadow, watching him live the life that she had wanted. Yet life and love moves on. Will she be able to cope?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga
If You Try Sometimes reviews
Oneshot. Konatsu has struggled with a feeling that can't be put into words. As it just so happened, Ranma was the right person to come sauntering into Ucchan's that rainy night.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Ranma, Ukyo, Konatsu - Complete
The Golden Path reviews
AU. Goku fought because he loved to. His daughter Gohan fights because she has to. The torch has been passed, and Gohan doesn't know if she is ready for it. Eighteen is haunted by the nightmares of betrayal and experimentation. Between the superhuman and the inhuman, precious little room is left just to be human. If they're lucky, maybe a friend to share that burden.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/20/2018 - [Gohan, Android 18]
In Defense of Lost Causes reviews
A specter is haunting the world - the specter of revolution. In the waning days of Aang's life, the world began to falter. Some believe the cycle itself has ended. 20 years later the new Avatar works from the shadows to serve the light. She descends into the maelstrom that is Republic City, amid struggle between the bending elite and the Equalist vanguard. AU, RedLotus!Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Korra, Bolin, Asami S., Kuvira
Justice
They want justice; they want retribution. But there is a conspiracy weighing over Kuvira's trial, and justice hangs in the balance. Unseen forces lurk in the shadows, while Republic City's future hangs in the balance. Korra must turn to old adversaries to uncover the conspiracy, and ensure that the former "Great Uniter" has a fair trial.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Korra, Kuvira
Stuck With You reviews
Sharing a room with someone is hard. But sharing a body, and all the private and intimate things that come with that? That's even harder. Decode version
Birdy the Mighty - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2011
Harry Potter and the Hellblazer's Tale reviews
As the darkness falls over Hogwarts, and Voldemort's reign begins, one foulmouthed Liverpudlian steps into the breach to grapple with evil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellblazer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/2/2010
Cortana reviews
Years of solitude are all she can look forward to. As she drifts in deep space with the Chief, hoping for rescue before rampancy can set in, Cortana can do nothing but ponder the silence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Cortana
Operation: Mindcrime reviews
Amidst the turmoil of New York inner city streets, a young junkie finds himself interred in a mental ward, accused of horrific crimes. Not knowing whether he's alive and dreaming or dead and remembering, young Sasuke fights to understand it all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Runes to My Memory reviews
Three years after the time skip, life is for the most part peaceful in Konoha. Her enemies are no longer beset her door, threatening to destroy all that is held dear. Life goes on, and a new generation of genin make their first steps into the adult world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Kakashi H.
Prisoners of Fate reviews
For three years, Naruto and Sakura have searched for Sasuke. For three years they’ve fought together, enduring pain and hardship, risking all to save their former comrade from himself. A new lead has surfaced, and a dangerous gamble must be made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Demon Within reviews
The characters of Naruto reimagined for a science fiction cyberpunk universe. Corrupt governments, megacorps, netrunners, cyberpunk ninjas mixed in medley with hints of V for Vendetta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007
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