Hello, thanks for reading my story- I hope you have- and please be nice its my first one!

Let me update that again--I now have an amazing total of 3 stories on the site. Yay!!

Ok , about me.. Well there is not much about me to be honest.

I am a 34 year old cop with more muscles then a blacksmith. No, I'm not really. I'm 17, Live in Canada somewhere in the middle of a whole bunch of people, and I can fly. Ok no I can't, occupational hazard of having an active imagination- good for writing, sucks for real life...

Umm... favourite books... DUH Tamora Pierce! Then Mercedes Lackey definately comes next, any and all of her books! And there was this really amazing book, called The Wizards Ward by Deborah Hale--It was unbelievable, so wonderful! And I love the Twilight books, and Fantasy is my favourite genre. Also Harry Potter is a half- decent series but really I'll read anything and probably enjoy it, too. Except Shakespeare. Urgh. (Is that how you spell that?)

I love Evanescence since they are the best band in the whole wide world! Also Linkin Park, Tool, Three Days Grace, and Rise Against are ok too.

Fav. Pairings: Oh this is so exciting! Umm let me think...

Daine/Numair-definately, forever, I love Numair!

Sarra/Marishk-Woo-hoo you have to read my story for that one obviously I want it to happen!! (but I don't know if it will yet since i've only got up to chapter 25 finished and i never know the end until the end...)

Alanna/George-I like them together, I don't know.

Kel/Lord Wyldon-Ahh I just made myself sick, no seriously

Kel/Dom-sounds much better, I don't know what came over me all of a sudden...

Yuki/Neal-They are so cute!

Ahh, no, I've got to go... and I was on a roll too. oh well.

Whew ok I'm back sorry about that... where was I? oh yah on the moon...

Fav. Quotes:

I thought they'd killed you. I lost my temper. - Daine, Emperor Mage

I love Daine, shes my favourite-Oh and i love Numair too but he's fictional! life is not fair.

"My lord Knight Commander, why do we hesistate? The king was quite firm-" "So you've said. Often. Not too fast. Let's not scare anyone." "His majesty said with all delibrate speed!" "That's how we're doing it. Deliberately."

Definately one of my favourite lines from all of the POTS books.

“Unfortunately,” Raoul said, “we can’t purge the world of the ignorant or stupid—”

“There’d be no one left,” Evin put in.

HeeHeeHeeHee

~"Ah. 'Free time.' I've heard about that. Don't fool yourself... free time is an illusion. It's what you get when you die and the gods reward you for a life working from dawn until midnight. We all face up to it sooner or later." -Gareth of Naxen, The first adventure

HA thats just like school now, hmm?

~Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being

able to." -Alanna of Trebond, song of the lioness

Or women are just more apt to think, and better at it. One of the two.

~"I’m not sure that being known for gutting a man is exactly a recommendation for a commander." Kel, Lady Knight

That was a good book...

"It is in the north!" -kel and random townsperson, protector of the small

I like this one cuz I'm Canadian born and bred...maybe i'm the only one who finds it funny...

~"Military folk. The only way you know to solve problems is by beating them with a stick." - Neal of Queenscove, Protector of the Small

Sad, really, that the ones like that today happen to be leading the country. Lets go whack them with sticks! Maybe war would be better with just-sticks! Not that war is good at all, you know what i mean.

"I have a mind like a steel trap. It's rusty and illegal in 47 states"

Wow, i dont even know where i got this from...

I trust everyone; it’s the devil inside of them I don’t trust.

or this one...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

~Groucho Marx

WTF?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

SO true!

Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try - Fred Weasley, Order of the Phoenix

OH yah harry potter! not as good as tamora pierce, but oh well.

I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams. - George Weasley - Order of the Phoenix

I love the two of them, really.

...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong. - Ron Weasley, Prisoner of Azkaban

HAHA i laughed sooo hard...

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed. - Hermione Granger, Sorcerer's Stone

I think Hermione is the best in harry potter don't you?

"Well, Hermione, I don't know how to break this to you, but they might have noticed that we broke into Gringotts." Ron, The Deathly Hallows

Sorry if this spoiled somebodies reading, but i think its the funniest line in all of the books...

WHOOT! Quotes!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail

A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"

A good friend helps you when you fall.

A true friend laughs at you and trips you again

"Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you read all 7 Harry Potter books back-to-back in one weekend, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (More like three)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sarra, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Princess Eli

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Every Night :)!! )

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profil

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

you know you live in 2007 when :

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

()_() ('')_('')
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Ok i'm done for now that was fun. I hope i didnt offend anyone, especially not the stupid people who are out in the world at this time... but i dont think you're stupid-after all, you can read. Or so we hope, if you got this far.

Oh, and for those people who really care, I am now up to ch. 25 in Shapeshifter and running out of paper, even though the chapters are so damn short. I apologize for the shortness. I just hate typing.

Please Review??

Sarra