I have deleted two stories. the first one was My Immortal and the second was Wavering Fates. I have deleted these stories because I wasn't happy with where the stories were going and I'm planning on either making a new account and starting fresh, or just stepping up the quality of my writing. I hope everything works out!

Fave pairings:

Naruto-

ItaXSaku

HidaXSaku

DeiXSaku

InuYasha-

SesshomaruXKagome

KogaXKagome

KogaXOC

SesshomaruXOC

NarakuXKagome

Ouron-

KyoyaXHaruhi

MoriXHaruhi

HikaruXHaruhi

KyouyaXOC

MoriXOC

HikaruXOC

Favorite Anime:

Naruto

Bleach

Sailor Moon

Marmalade boy

Strike Witches

InuYasha

ect...

Interesting Facts About Sex

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

22 of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2 did so.

For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.

In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!

“Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!

“Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

85 of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!

The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

25 of women think money makes a man sexier.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Snakes have two sex organs. (Orochimaru)

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.

The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.

Things I Hate About The Internet:

People who save profile pictures of people they don't know onto their computers to do what they like with

People who try to get internet sex from young girls

People who internet stalk you

Sarcastic people

People who whack off on webcam

People who don't understand "Leave me alone"

People who constantly friend request you