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![]() Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Beyblade, One Piece, and Prince of Tennis. Yo. Hi. Hey. Whatever... XD The names already mentioned, Part-Time-Pyro, or Pyro, or whatever, it really doesnt matter to me. Hmm, I guess I could tell a bit about myself... Name : Err, already mentioned it... Age : 18 Likes : Reading, Writing, (typical "nerd" stuff), Photography, outdoor-zy activities, swimming, animals, music (im not picky, it doesnt really matter as long as its not unbearably repetitive Rap sex music), debating and arguing about politics (dont even get me started), shiny objects, sharp objects, and lighters. Matches are ok too, but you just cant defeat the destructive power of a lighter. Or a flame thrower, but I have yet to get my hands on one or those...damn... Dislikes : Oh boy, where should I start? Loud sounds, bright lights, hot days, stereotypes, the typical school clicks, people who are just down right mean, liars, cheaters, ignorance, roaches, hypocrites, homework, studying for history (though I enjoy the subject, having to study for it just sucks), and people who pretend to be something that they arent. There are lots more, but really, whos reading this anyways? Random facts about me : I have spiders and lizards in my room. And I name them all and keep them as my pets. I have a knife collection. Its not overly big, but I have more knifes then your average teenage girl. It is rare that you will find me without at least 3 knifes, at least 2 pennies, 2 nickles, 2 dimes, and 2 quarters, my cell phone (that I rarely use...), a bandana, and a rubber band within my pockets. I never use my back pockets for anything. Ever. I secretly love to sing, but suck at it. I can type just as fast as I talk. Let me tell you, thats pretty damn fast. I do not like physical contact with people unless I know them well. If a person walks up to me and hugs me, I will more likely then not knock their teeth out and run away. Unless it is a down right emergency, I refuse to use a public restroom. And I absolutely refuse, even for emergency's, to use a school bathroom. I like fire. And fires. Hence the name. Quotes that I remember but dont know from where : "If you cant convince them, confuse them." My personal motto. I did not come up with it. "People who use unknown probably dont know how to spell anonymous." -unknown "War isnt about who is right- its about who is left." "The world is changing. People take comedians seriously, and politicians are a joke." "You all laugh at me because im different. I laugh at you because your all the same." "If your not living life on the edge, your taking up too much space." "If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service, would they change the name to Knockers?" "The Early bird gets the worm; the early worm gets eaten." "The second mouse gets the cheese." "If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." "If it seems to good to be true, it probably is." "Incoming fire has the right of way." "You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track." "Tell a person there are 300 billion stars in the universe and they will believe you: tell them a bench has wet pain on it and they will have to touch it." "All great discoveries are made by mistakes." "Strangers have the best candy." "No, I do not have PMS. I just really hate you." "My mind works like lightening; one brilliant flash and its gone." "He who laughs last thinks slowest." I cant believe that I remembered all those...no wonder I suck at math, the only thing thats in my brain are the stupid (but true and funny) quotes!! And other...things...(perverted grin) Im a pretty nice person, so you can message me or something whenever you want if you just wanna chat and/or stuff. Heirta409@ is where im usually logged on at. I like meeting new people who I will probably never actually meet! XD Disclaimer : The shows/books/movies/ and games that I write fanfictions about are not owned by me. They are owned by someone much more important and creative. I do not own the characters that I borrow from their works, I simple use them for my own twisted entertainment. But I do own my own origional ideas and characters that I use. I will be royally pissed off if someone steals them. But I dont mind sharing. If you see something in my stories that you like, and would like to use it, then CONTACT me before saying "Oh hey I like this idea im going to use it!" The chances that you use one of my ideas and I come across the story arent exactly high, but its the principle of the thing that counts. If I have used something that is similar to someone elses ideas or stories, do not think into it. I am an honest person, and will not steal ideas. It pisses me off when someone does it to me, and I wouldnt do it to someone else. Thank you. Ive decided that I would like to try my hand at one-shots. So, if you enjoy my writing, and would like to see a certain couple, or make a requet of some sort, then by all means, send one! But this is for one-shots only, because Im not really creative with coming up with a story line for another full blown story. But if you have ideas or anything that you would like to send me, then go ahead! I might not do all of them, but if not, then I will tell you. Het, Yuri, Yaoi, any catagory or couple is fine, even if I dont like them. Thats all, thank you! Pyro chan If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, Hibiki-Chan. Part-Time-Pyromaniac If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007 WHEN... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. A friend would call you while your in jall, a good friend visits you while your in jail and a best friend would be sitting next to you and say: "WOW, THAT WAS AWESOME. LET'S DO IT AGAIN!" Someone makes fun off you. A good friend would make fun off them back. A true friend would beat the shit out off them for you. If you have a best friend or a true friend, then copy this and past it in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 90 of the teenage population would be dead if Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the 10 laughing hysterically. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe child abuse is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile. Girls Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter I Hate Racism... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school (ignore all grammar errors) Hers a link to Kapeni Hekili, or Penny. http:///art/One-piece-OC-116706596 Theres a picture to Uchiha Mikomi there somewhere too if your brave enough to look at it. . Im not the best drawer in the world. (yea, I drew the pictures...) I really need to do more updating on Life without tonsils...blah...Ill get to it, promise! Eventually... Pyro chan (you know the drill) |