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Joined 05-24-07, id: 1285462, Profile Updated: 09-20-09
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Beyblade, One Piece, and Prince of Tennis.

Yo. Hi. Hey. Whatever... XD

The names already mentioned, Part-Time-Pyro, or Pyro, or whatever, it really doesnt matter to me. Hmm, I guess I could tell a bit about myself...

Name : Err, already mentioned it...

Age : 18

Likes : Reading, Writing, (typical "nerd" stuff), Photography, outdoor-zy activities, swimming, animals, music (im not picky, it doesnt really matter as long as its not unbearably repetitive Rap sex music), debating and arguing about politics (dont even get me started), shiny objects, sharp objects, and lighters. Matches are ok too, but you just cant defeat the destructive power of a lighter. Or a flame thrower, but I have yet to get my hands on one or those...damn...

Dislikes : Oh boy, where should I start? Loud sounds, bright lights, hot days, stereotypes, the typical school clicks, people who are just down right mean, liars, cheaters, ignorance, roaches, hypocrites, homework, studying for history (though I enjoy the subject, having to study for it just sucks), and people who pretend to be something that they arent. There are lots more, but really, whos reading this anyways?


Random facts about me :

I have spiders and lizards in my room. And I name them all and keep them as my pets.

I have a knife collection. Its not overly big, but I have more knifes then your average teenage girl.

It is rare that you will find me without at least 3 knifes, at least 2 pennies, 2 nickles, 2 dimes, and 2 quarters, my cell phone (that I rarely use...), a bandana, and a rubber band within my pockets.

I never use my back pockets for anything. Ever.

I secretly love to sing, but suck at it.

I can type just as fast as I talk. Let me tell you, thats pretty damn fast.

I do not like physical contact with people unless I know them well. If a person walks up to me and hugs me, I will more likely then not knock their teeth out and run away.

Unless it is a down right emergency, I refuse to use a public restroom. And I absolutely refuse, even for emergency's, to use a school bathroom.

I like fire. And fires. Hence the name.


Quotes that I remember but dont know from where :

"If you cant convince them, confuse them." My personal motto. I did not come up with it.

"People who use unknown probably dont know how to spell anonymous." -unknown

"War isnt about who is right- its about who is left."

"The world is changing. People take comedians seriously, and politicians are a joke."

"You all laugh at me because im different. I laugh at you because your all the same."

"If your not living life on the edge, your taking up too much space."

"If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service, would they change the name to Knockers?"

"The Early bird gets the worm; the early worm gets eaten."

"The second mouse gets the cheese."

"If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

"If it seems to good to be true, it probably is."

"Incoming fire has the right of way."

"You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track."

"Tell a person there are 300 billion stars in the universe and they will believe you: tell them a bench has wet pain on it and they will have to touch it."

"All great discoveries are made by mistakes."

"Strangers have the best candy."

"No, I do not have PMS. I just really hate you."

"My mind works like lightening; one brilliant flash and its gone."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."


I cant believe that I remembered all those...no wonder I suck at math, the only thing thats in my brain are the stupid (but true and funny) quotes!! And other...things...(perverted grin)


Im a pretty nice person, so you can message me or something whenever you want if you just wanna chat and/or stuff.

Heirta409@ is where im usually logged on at. I like meeting new people who I will probably never actually meet! XD


Disclaimer :

The shows/books/movies/ and games that I write fanfictions about are not owned by me. They are owned by someone much more important and creative. I do not own the characters that I borrow from their works, I simple use them for my own twisted entertainment.

But I do own my own origional ideas and characters that I use. I will be royally pissed off if someone steals them.

But I dont mind sharing. If you see something in my stories that you like, and would like to use it, then CONTACT me before saying "Oh hey I like this idea im going to use it!"

The chances that you use one of my ideas and I come across the story arent exactly high, but its the principle of the thing that counts.

If I have used something that is similar to someone elses ideas or stories, do not think into it. I am an honest person, and will not steal ideas. It pisses me off when someone does it to me, and I wouldnt do it to someone else.

Thank you.


Ive decided that I would like to try my hand at one-shots. So, if you enjoy my writing, and would like to see a certain couple, or make a requet of some sort, then by all means, send one! But this is for one-shots only, because Im not really creative with coming up with a story line for another full blown story.

But if you have ideas or anything that you would like to send me, then go ahead! I might not do all of them, but if not, then I will tell you. Het, Yuri, Yaoi, any catagory or couple is fine, even if I dont like them.

Thats all, thank you!

Pyro chan


If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer copy this in your profile

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, Hibiki-Chan. Part-Time-Pyromaniac

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

A friend would call you while your in jall, a good friend visits you while your in jail and a best friend would be sitting next to you and say: "WOW, THAT WAS AWESOME. LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Someone makes fun off you. A good friend would make fun off them back. A true friend would beat the shit out off them for you.

If you have a best friend or a true friend, then copy this and past it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


90 of the teenage population would be dead if Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the 10 laughing hysterically.


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe child abuse is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

I Hate Racism...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
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Hers a link to Kapeni Hekili, or Penny. http:///art/One-piece-OC-116706596

Theres a picture to Uchiha Mikomi there somewhere too if your brave enough to look at it. . Im not the best drawer in the world. (yea, I drew the pictures...)

I really need to do more updating on Life without tonsils...blah...Ill get to it, promise!

Eventually...

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Life of a psychoctic redhead by TheFallenangel927 reviews
When Tala's life seems to become to much for him to control and he has people helping him to do ordinary everyday things it is Rei Kon to the rescue but will Rei be able to help Tala or will Rei be drowned in the depths of Tala's past? Chapters 21 up!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Tala, Ray/Rei K.
Hunt for the Intangible by Mistress 259 reviews
Kuroro can suddenly access his nen again. Suspecting a trap, he seeks out Kurapika to find out what's going on and discovers that the boy has disappeared from the Nostrad mansion. He searches for the boy and learns something surprising.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,236 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2004
Scattered Dreams by KaL KeY reviews
After five years Bryan, Tala and Kai are reunited with Rei when they find him in a club. Now after a few months of peace things start going down hill with Bryan getting arrested and Rei in a Coma. BKTR Foursome CH11: Rei is awake Ch12: Bry is home
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,977 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/9/2007 - [Bryan, Ray/Rei K., Kai H., Tala]
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kyuubi by Lamb Dinner reviews
Kyuubi has been released, and blood has been spilled, and now the world must rely on one shy girl to fix it all, the only question is...can she do it? [HinataKyuubi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Temper Temper by zlinka reviews
Gokudera needs a place to crash for a while and the only place available is with Hibari. Watch as sparks and tonfas fly.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,919 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - H. Gokudera, K. Hibari
Neo One Piece by Nezumimaru reviews
Follow the story of new pirate captain Blitz as he gathers a powerful crew and finds the Legendary One Piece! Accepting Character Forms!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,593 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009
A Kitten and His Love by Henry The HAP reviews
Ray is in love with three extremely attractive Russians. What happens when he has to live under the same house, and share a bedroom with his infatuations? KaiBryanTalaRay
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Ray/Rei K.
Survival of the Fittest by Malahi reviews
Poor Rei is negotiator of the Bladebreakers, the mediator. No one seems to appreciate just how deadly and dangerous this job can be. Just how long can Rei survive when he’s stuck in the middle?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,809 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Ray/Rei K.
Pack Nature by Hanabishi Shura reviews
Kiba has the Kyuubi in him! How does that change things? Sheltered by his pack, young Kiba has no fear. But even a mighty Inuzuka must learn to have faith in the one he loves: that Hyuuga girl ... what are those ominous clouds hovering over her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 226,492 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Four or Five by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone undergoes outrageous tests to prove they're worthy of attending a very prestigeous tennis camp.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 108,644 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
The Way It Should Have Been by EvilAngeal reviews
Suppose that somewhere someone made an error when putting together the teams, what if Naruto was in the same group as Hinata? HinaNaru Rated T for Safety. Latest Chapter 10: The Forest of Death, Part I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,083 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
KaiRayRayKai Productions by konfizkate91 reviews
Some homemade videos that two REALLY bored bladers can make in their spare time. Swearing Flames welcome. NOT YAOI. My third comeback!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,374 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Adventure in Australia by MJFastlane reviews
Eight world-class teams are sent to Australia for *gasp* a 'bonding' trip. Will they survive the adventure camp Mr. D has sent them to? More importantly, will they survive each other? Yaoi, BryanxRay main, some other minor pairings. DISCONTINUED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bryan, Ray/Rei K.
Ore no CONPANION ni nare by rebecca85 reviews
AU. Rei finds himself at the high lord Hiwatari’s ball, dressed in a gown. Things really start to go awry when Rei bumps to Hiwataris’ only son and heir. KaiRei, BorisYuriy, TakaoMax. Part of KaRe wave.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
To Live Without You by StarstruckInc reviews
Discon't. Selena was never one of those lucky people. Raffles were her personal enemy, she was just the tiniest of a klutz, & she had a major blushing issue. That was until Lady Luck decided to cut her some slack. Then along came Fuji Syusuke. FujiOC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,620 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Fuji S.
The Mission From Hell by JackieLupin reviews
Team 7 embark on what they would fondly remember as "the mission from hell." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,027 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Tailed Angel by RaineJoybringer reviews
Mitsukai Kita, the Jinchuuriki of the Nibi no Nekomata has a destiny to avoid. But can a person prevent death when they're so closely linked to it? Readers, please look at the notice for information.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 229,552 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
G on Alvarado by Sleepy Sheep Guardian reviews
AU KR For Rei's second year of college everything started at the bus stop. And unfortunately, he does mean everything. DISCONTINUED.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,361 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
I got captured by Deidara by Terrier Zii reviews
Some people might give up when they get captured by Sranked criminals...not me! For the betterment of humanity I plan to go down fighting! Never underestimate the power of idiocy and people like me in extraordinary situations...! DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Deidara
The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty reviews
In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
Trigonometric Chemistry by Icysugalemon reviews
He only had to paint a math classroom. Then he could get out and get some peace. It was only extra credit after all, right? Wrong! Simple, sweet & clean oneshot
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Ray and Lee's friendship is threatened when Tala is brought to their village to recover from his experience in the Abbey. Will fur fly amongst the White Tigers when sparks fly between Ray and Tala...? Chapter 10 up!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,945 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ray/Rei K., Tala
Walk Like a Man by Rosewater13 reviews
Nami wanted nothing more than to become a strong Ninja and fulfill her dreams, but then tragedy and love got in the way. KankurouOCKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 138,518 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
I Found Your Diary by Fiver reviews
High school student Tala Ivanov finds a discarded diary in the halls and 'accidentally' ends up reading it. Finding himself drawn into the author's world, he sets himself the task of finding them. The only problem is: they don't want to be found. AU
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,535 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Tala - Complete
Naruto Neo by Rushe84 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto - also known as the Fourth Hokage's Legacy, and the Host of the Nine-tails - takes the ninja world by storm when he graduates from the academy a year ahead of his time; becoming a student of Maito Gai. Currently under revision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,339 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Gai M.
Denial Isn't a River in Egypt by Ceriadara reviews
All that matters is that I want to reach out and pull him close and never let him go. ...What the HELL? KaRe shonenai, possibly YuBo
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Cruise Vacation by MePo reviews
The GRev go on a cruise, where they meet some old friends. TalaJulia, TyHil, MaxMir and others[“I don’t normally talk to myself, you know.” Tala’s smirk widened to a grin.]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,857 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Where Has My Heart Gone? by Devlinn Reiko reviews
When something happens to Rei, he is forced by the Bladebreakers to leave, only to stumbled across the Demolition Boys. Yaoi. Demolition BoyxRei Chapter 10 up! Rei reveals why he was working for Voltaire.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,500 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Ray/Rei K., Tala
Slipping by Jade Cyclone reviews
Rei and Max are taking a year out of college and are looking for some good jobs New York. What they don't realize is that soon they will find the ones that they've been waiting for, only for Rei, love doesn't come so easy...AU KaiRei TysonMax
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,280 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Glazed Affections by Shin Sankai reviews
[COMPLETE] Makimachi Misao has just moved to Tokyo and is in dire need of a job. When walking down the street she comes across a particular bakery which before she enters reads "Shinomori Delights". Misao's POV.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,725 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Misao, Aoshi - Complete
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Pirate King Alvis Edwards reviews
Alvis Edwards is a lucky young man who sets out on his own, looking for a crew to head for the grand line and the adventure of searching for one piece. Along the way he meets many friends and enimies. Luffy is already in the grand line at this point
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Life without Tonsils reviews
Ray falls ill, and has to get his tonsils removed afterwards. Not by his own will, of course. After his surgery, hes in pain, and with the time in bed he discovers new feelings for his captian that he hadnt noticed before...but are they returned? YAOI
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Rays guide of the Granger Dojo sorta reviews
Ray gives a glimps of a moment of everyday life in the Granger Dojo. Craziness, and my attempt at humor. Oneshot. Probably better then the summary sounds.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ray/Rei K.
Mumbling and Cacti reviews
Ibu/Shinji pairing. Though no real fluff or romance. Sorry. and if their OOC, sorry again. Shinji gets caught in a rain storm, and Fuji invites him to stay at his house until it passes, revealing newfound feelings in the sadistic cacti collecting prodigy
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Ibu S., Fuji S. - Complete
Penny for an Adventure reviews
Raised in Rougetown, a girl singing in the Gold Roger bar catches Luffys ear. Like all the others who resisted joining his crew, Kapenni Hekili is now caught up in the biggest adventure of her life.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
The Good Unlucky reviews
Ray Kon was never a lucky kind of guy. Where he got, he always got with skills. But his skill with cards was down right ridiculous! Ray/Kai Tease, flirting and friendship. Nothing strong. Also Im open for betaing if anyones interested!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
True Friends reviews
Mariah gets a bit personal, and Rays secret is revealed. The White Tigers reject him completely, abandoning him. But what about the bladebreakers? Will they do that? Of course not. No yaoi or shonen ai, but there is Bi, gay, and the like. language rating.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Coloring Book Secret reviews
Ray Kon liked to color. It was a secret that he kept from his friends and family, and was content on keeping, until Max stumbled across his coloring book while looking for Drigger. How will he react? How will the group react? Is it better that they know?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Max T./Max M., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
The Middle Child reviews
A few years after Itachi was born,Fugaku had a mission that ended up leading to the birth of the daughter that he never wanted. When she arrives at Kohana at age 12, you can guarantee that 10 year old Sasukes life will never be the same again. not marysue
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007
Misunderstanding on the Stairs reviews
Oneshot Kai / Miguel. At a fundraiser in Germany, Kai and Miguel have a bit of a tumble down the stairs thanks to a Russian Prankster and a Russian Sadist. Unharmed for the most part, though slightly embarassed, they are Caught by Max and Ray. Stupid Ian.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
Kai's Awkward Situation reviews
While in the bathtub, Kai finds himself in a rather awkward situation. What happened is completely normal....yet completely unexpected. Why did the shower head have to be broken? And of course, Miguel doesnt exactly help things, either. Bad summary. Sorry
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Kai H., Miguel - Complete
Enrique's Mess Up reviews
For Anime-rocz-nd-u-no-it. After an argument with Oliver, Enrique decides to try and make a new best friend. Of course, he ends up going back to Oliver...but with Oliver forgive him after what he said? YAOI Enrique/Oliver hinted Robert/Johnny
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Enrique, Oliver - Complete
Milk mustache reviews
To Ray, his milk in the morning was like Kais coffe. It kept him going throughout the day, and cheered him up in the mornings. Without it, he wasnt nearly as mature and level headed as he usually was. Surely Kai didnt drink the last of the milk... Kai/Ray
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Rainy Days reviews
Some people like rainy days. Some people dont. Max Tate happened to be the ones who didnt. Though, good things can happen. Ray/Max Yaoi
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Max T./Max M., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Splinter reviews
Maybe getting a splinter isnt so bad after all....that is, if you have someone like Ray to remove it. Max/Ray Yaoi
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Max T./Max M., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Sweet and Sour reviews
Max Tate. Adorable, cute, sweet, innocent little Maxy. Everyone loves him. Kai Hiwatari. Considered the cold hearted sourpuss. Though, hes got a sweet tooth too....
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kai H., Max T./Max M. - Complete