Is That Rhetoricalhide bio
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Leviathan series, and Sherlock. Yikes, this used to be long and tedious, didn't it? I also used to be twelve and... well, now I'm not. I enjoy character development more than most things. I enjoy hyperbole more than many of the things that I enjoy more than most things. I'm embarrassed by twelve year old me for being a horrid writer and attention seeking on the internet, but I'm not going to cover myself up for the same reason that I'm going to continue writing things now, despite the fact that in the future I'll be embarrassed by twenty year old me for being hopelessly arrogant and aloof on the internet, if a rather good writer. I like to fight with nerdiness, slip Sherlock quotes into every day conversation, have arguments over who was the best Doctor and why Amy Pond is a terrible character, and have lots of feelings. I don't like ignorance or intolerance or people who are willfully stupid on the internet. | |||||||
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From A to Z by Addicted-To-Tic-Tacs reviews
Follow Allen and Road along the alphabet. Some AU. Collection. Genres of all types. "Letter Y Complete". Y is for Youth: Road finds Lavi's man journal. She's definitely not prepared for what's inside. Let's just say it's very… punny.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,179 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Allen Walker, Road C.
Child of the Musician by xCleverFox reviews
His child. The little boy would be integral in the war against the Millennium Earl and must be kept safe at all costs. Knowing that he is almost out of time the 14th seeks out someone to ensure that he can fulfill his destiny. AU/alternate version of DGM
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 119,531 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
Holmes:Moriarty by Garmonbozia reviews
Jim's first client job is Sherlock's first real case. The worst of Sherlock's addiction runs parallel with the worst of Jim's boredom. Five years before they ever met, already they're closer than they realize. If it wasn't for all the symbolic art and sex-starved thieves and dead bodies piled up between them, maybe they'd see that. Cover by the amazing Radarrun. Click in and look
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 139,244 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
A New Fellowship of the Ring by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Faramir has a dream of Boromir's death by the Uruk-Hai. In a desperate attempt to save him he take his place at the council of Elrond. A look at what LOTR would have been like if Faramir was a member of the fellowship instead of Boromir. Now Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 101,639 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Faramir - Complete
Cake and Sarcasm by Ajive reviews
A young woman finds herself in the middle of Kira madness as she is forced to join up with L and the Kira Investigation Team. Will they catch the elusive mass murderer? LXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - L - Complete
Blame It On Me by CleverDucky reviews
Outside of Moria after Gandalf's death. More or less a character study of Pippin and his grief. With fault and blame resting on his shoulders, Pippin can feel himself breaking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Complaints by The One Called Demetra reviews
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
The Reaper Calls by xmystorytime reviews
One-shot. '"When did you stop walking?"' It's hard to fight your enemies, harder to fight your friends, but hardest to fight yourself. The fourteenth wants Allen, and it won't take no for an answer. Major character death. Angst. Blood.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Pet by maddy midnight reviews
Stockholms syndrome - when a hostage becomes loyal to the hostage-taker, regardless of danger. Reverse roles. Allen massacars the Order. Road came home to find her friends murdered by the boy with white hair. He looked so innocent. AllenxRoad. *COMPLETE*
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Allen Walker, Road C. - Complete
The Lord of the Horns: The Fellowship of the Valve by Ger reviews
Essentially, a band version of Lord of the Rings. The first Chapter describes Nick Ikon's departure and his passing on of the Valve Ring to his niece and heir, Marisa Ikon. With luck, I hope to do the entire book. For any band fanatic or member.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Frodo B. - Complete
Promise of a lifetime by King of slackers reviews
As we all know, Naruto fails to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. After he himself vows never to return until his promise is kept, how far will he go to get his friend back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 199,053 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Realization by dancingkatz reviews
At the feast celebrating King elessar and Queen Arwen's wedding, Pippin misses Boromir. Pippin, Merry and the other Fellowship members. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete
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Warning reviews
"You ought to come with a warning label." Usually, not talking about rubbish like feelings makes things easier. But nothing makes this easier. Post-Reichenbach. Contains Mary Morstan.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - John W.
Complicated reviews
The real reason Alek took Deryn's confession all the wrong ways, and other introspective oneshots. T just in case.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Alek F., Deryn S.
Dark reviews
She hated it for when it surrounded her she saw herself all to clearly. He loved it for when it embraced him he no longer had to live with himself and the things he saw. But in the end, we're all afraid of the dark. OCs, rated for safety.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,444 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009
Mugen's Final Illusion: The Double Edged Sword reviews
He had no regrets. He was just waiting. Waiting to fall over, dead before he hit the ground when the last petal fell. He'd always known Mugen was a double edged sword. Unfortunately, it didn't work out that way. Rated for LOTS of safety. Slight KanxLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Alphabet Soup reviews
Ingredients: The greatest detective the world has ever known. A young man with similar intelligence. The sister of a young police officer who just wants to make her mark in the industry. Mix well. Rating may change. LxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - L
Subtle Forces reviews
Everyone says that the little things in life are what matter. Little things that lead to friendship and love. And those same little things have the power to tear them apart. Contains original characters. On haitus for an undetermined period of time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
Inside Out reviews
Songfic, Inside Out by Yellowcard. Naruto and Sakura begin to pick up the pieces a month after Sasuke's departure. Team 7 friendship, SasuNaru if you use a telescope like a freaky stalker, SasuSaku/NaruSaku if you squint. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Crane reviews
On a mission to fold 1000 cranes, does that last one really matter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Poison of the Perfect Flower reviews
What happens when the Mary Sues start to affect the Naruto world? This! Rated for grapic descriptions of wounded persons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
