Okay, here's the deal.

I've been mother-fucking busy. Not like, I'm banging your mom busy, but like banging your mom all night long to the music of Guns n' Roses busy.

Yeah, that busy.

So here's the second deal. Since I'm kind of life's bitch right now, I promise that come September when all my shit is finally together and I can sit, fetch, and roll over of my own volition, I will have one week off to be a free woman, a week to be Pin Needles's bitch, and then I will become your bitch.

That's right, you heard it from me first (suck on that Anderson 360). I will take in all of the messages you give me, as well as set up a poll, and whatever fic has the most votes, I will finish.

OH LORD, I THINK I JUST DIVED INTO HELL.

But that's okay, because you sweet ladies out there (and gentlemen, hey, who am I to know? I'm two steps away from being God, so right now I'm only precognicient. Yes, that is a word, BECAUSE I AM PRECOGNICIENT) are so fucking worth it.

So that's my news. And that's kind of me, for all you curious viewers out there.

So now I just want to pimp out my girl like Joan Durbeyfield did Tess and say Pin Needle is my hero, my angel, my dinosaur. And that Shinken16 is a bitch. (HAHA, naja mein schatz, das war eine Witz.)

Oh, and I speak German. KANNST DU MIT DAS VERHANDELN???

Peace. And Global Warming is real, cringe in your beds, cowards!