Aspiring writer.

Edit: April 21st, 2019

Hey, it’s me, Skilly! I‘m so glad you've dropped by. I love writing, like so many others on this website. My absolute favorite fandom to write for is SpongeBob SquarePants. You’ll read anything from tragedy to smut with those fanfictions, and my fanfictions in general, so brace yourself!

I’m always willing to chat if you need to!

Also, WARNING, I am not really supposed to be using websites such as these. Parents, am I right? So I may go on hiatuses, to stay under cover and in the green.

UPDATES:

1/16/2020 update: Hello, my loyal subjects! LOL. I have an account on Archive of Our Own (AO3) now! I will probably update newer stories more frequently there because of easier and more convenient formatting for things like paragraphs and italics. I may even post old fanfics there in hopes that I will get more views and reviews. Ya'll know I love my reviews, now! My account is Skillet_Writer with and underscore on AO3.

~Lists are in no particular order...

SpongeBob-related fanfics in progress:

— Filthy Billow (only time will tell if I can manage a 2nd chapter)

— SpongeBob BadAss (kinda on hold, with more frequent updates on AO3)

— Trapped (has a 2nd chapter but not enough content)

— SpongeBob SquarePants Funshots (I update this one irregularly, like I do most of my fanfics)

— Remorse (on hold)

— Failed Attempts (might be a while)

— The Chip REWRITTEN (rough drafts exist, not fit for publishing)

— The Krusty Scandal (being written)

SpongeBob-related fanfics that have been completed:

— Almost all of the oneshots in SpongeBob SquarePants Funshots

— Moronic Love

— License to Love (may or may not get a chapter two)

— Biggest Mistake

— His All Wasn’t Enough

— Employee of the *First* Month

Currently, as of 5/6/20:

— Writing longer stories with multiple chapters and actually publishing them!

— Am aspiring to turn SpongeBob quotes into fics

— Am working on bringing you more ships (SquidBob, Plabs, Plankaren)

— Formulating plots

— Expect drama, smut, and tragedy, as well as sad themes

— For some reason, dark fics are the focus right now

— “Funshots Just Went M” (it’s SpongeBob SquarePants Funshots, but rated mature)

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STUFF ABOUT ME:

~~I find I have a knack for writing, but you already knew that.~~

I have come to the conclusion that research is my best friend.

I am a Christian; I still struggle to do my God’s will.

I find myself feeling depressed more often now; I often enjoy isolation.

I stand firm in the belief that the Internet is both a blessing and a curse.

I find beauty in the colors red and blue.

I love Christmas music; I could sing it all year round.

I love animals, namely dogs.

I am human; so are you.

(These things start to no longer apply as I get older. So far, however, most of the above bio is accurate.)

What do I think of SpongeBob?

--Will update this awful rough draft soon--

Favorite episodes: Dying for Pie; Graveyard Shift; Clams; Pizza Delivery; Enchanted Tiki Dreams; etc.

Favorite quotes (most of them are obscure an unpopular but I found them funny/quotable):

”One night, when he was CUTTING the PATTIES...” —Squidward

”It’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here! Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo DOO— it’s here!” —SpongeBob

”Play it where it lies.” —SpongeBob/Patrick

”The maniac’s in the mailbox!” —Patrick

”I’m the maniac!” —SpongeBob

”In jellyfishing, we don’t play to kick booty!” —SpongeBob

”Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player!” —Plankton

”I’m a goofy goober, yeah...” —SpongeBob/Patrick

”DJ, turn it up LOUDER!” —Fish from movie

”My eyes!” —Random fish

”He’s a jolly good rookie!” —Random fish

”Me MONEY!” —Mr. Krabs

”Mermaid Man, crime fighter! Barnacle boy, makes two!” —SpongeBob/Patrick

”EVIL!” —Mermaid Man

”I’m Dirty Dan!” —SpongeBob/Patrick

“Open sesame!” —Patrick

”I like Squidward.” —SpongeBob

”ALONE, ALONE, ALONE...” —Voices

”*GASP* Squidward!” —SpongeBob

”Can I have something to eat?” —Squidward

”YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME POCKET!” —Mr. Krabs

SpongeBob Quote-Inspired Fanfiction Challenge

I’ve challenged myself to write entire fics inspired by simple SpongeBob quotes. The following are a list of completed fics and in parenthesis the quotes that inspired them:

— Biggest Mistake (“Have you finished those errands?”)

— His All Wasn’t Enough (“I know of a place where you never get harmed...”)

— SpongeBob BadAss (“Boy, those Krabby fumes must've got to your head!”)

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IF THE LINK IS INEFFECTIVE, GO TO AND GO TO THE USER Lancy-Loud. CLICK MY HOME PAGE, GO TO MY JOURNALS, AND READ THE JOURNAL TITLED: ”The Internet is Slowly Killing Me”.

IT HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHY I MIGHT GO ON A FOREVER HIATUS.

I LOVE YOU GUYS, AND I HOPE YOU WILL CONTINUE TO READ MY STORIES. IF I DO END UP LEAVING, MAYBE I’LL RETURN ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE WHEN I GET THE CHANCE TO BE SECRETIVE ON MY DEVICES AGAIN. I LOVE YOU!

( this is kinda irrelevant now...)