I know, I am horrible, another facking Squidbob, and a, Squillbob fanfic, don't ask, I don't know, I myself don't support Squillbob, but this would make sense in this story, what can I say? I read a squidbob fic and was like, oh now i gotta write one… so here it is. Just to let you all know, this IS a SMUT… R&R.

UPDATED: 9/20/18

'Hnn, huh..' Spongebob moaned as he laid his head back, biting his lip as Squidward picked his head up, staring at him, pressing his cock against the sponge's ass, Squidward grinned down at the little yellow thing, watching as the boy squirmed, running his teteacle down his soft yellow stomach, a short trip to find his little yellow cock.

"Hnn, you like this?" Squidward asked as he pressed harder, Spongebob nodded, his legs moving in a frenzy, wanting to feel more of what Squidward had to offer, "Hnn, more." he moaned as he moved his hips in a circular motion so that he may feel him better.

Spongebob then wrapped him in his arms as he came in for a kiss, his legs being forced down like a butterfly. Everything was starting to grow warm and fuzzy, "oh Squidward, i, i think i'm gonna.."

Spongebob's eyes fluttered open at the sound of his alarm clock, he groaned as he fought to turn it off, he shielded his eyes from the bright orange light that peeked through his blinds. Spongebob sighed, throwing his arm over his eyes, realizing that it was a dream, and tha his bed, was a mess.

He threw his pillow to the floor and tossed his blanket off, he could have sworn that he'd put some night clothes on before bed, sighing, he must've kicked them off.

He was hard, and dripping, and there was only one way he could relieve himself of the morning wood before he had to go to work. Gary must've left the room sometime last night, it was well known to anyone that shared the same room with him, was not to be in the same room when he had his little, dreams.

Spongebob sighed as he let the hot water run down his back, letting it run through every pore. The boy closed his eyes as he ran his hand down to greet the length between his legs, relaxing his face he began to touch himself.

Slowly running his hand back and forth, biting his lip as he tried to come up with some sick fantasy of Squidward sucking his cock, his tongue working it's way around him, feeling every vein before he went to suck on the tip. Spongebob whimpered as he threw his head back tugging harder before he collapsed to the bottom of the tub, his back leaning against the back side of it as he let the water run down his chest as he began to poke himself.

"Han, huh, Squidward.." he moaned, wanting to dig his nails in the back of his squishy head, sigh but this was only in his head, it wasn't the real Squidward Q. Tentacles, it was only his imagination, and it was times like this, when his imagination could be his worst enemy, because, he wanted so much, all those kinky dreams, of bdms, dress up.. Hnn you name it, and it was thoughts like that that only made him want him more, and that's if, Squidward was even into that kind of stuff.

Spongebob sighed as he shoved his sheets and blankets into the washer, 'i made quite a mess last night, didn't it?' he questioned as he shut the door and turned the machine on before turning to go to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast.

"Morning, Gary." spongebob greeted as he walked towards the fridge to fetch some milk for a bowl of kelp-o, "Are you hungry, boy?" he asked as he held up a can of snail-po.

"Meow." Gary complained, having the yellow square blush, "Y, you heard that?" he asked as he brought his hand to his cheek, "Meow reow (who couldn't?)" Spongebob's face only turned darker, "Oh was I really that loud? I, i'm sorry, i couldn't help it, it's just, that-" he said as he turned around to look out the kitchen window, looking over at the easter island head.

"He just drives me insane, Gary, I can't even get a good night's sleep without waking up to a wet bed, and it's the third time this week, do you think he heard?" he asked as he turned back to Gary who just rolled his eyes.

"Gary, you know i'm not usually like this, i'm not that kind of sponge." Spongebob shook his head, "Meow erow, mow." "I'm a man, I know, but how is this normal? What kinda of 'Man' dreams about having sex with their neighbor? Cause, i'm pretty sure i'm the only guy who does that, if people found out, n, no, if Squidward found out, he'd never talk to me again, he'd probably move away again, or even put a restraining order on me, again, oh, i don't want that to happen!" he said with tears in his eyes.

"Meeeow, mow (Relaax, no one will know)" Spongebob sighed, dropping his shoulders, "I hope you're right, come on, let's eat." he said as he handed Gary is bowl.

"Oh great, here comes the royal pain." Squidward groaned as Spongebob pushed through the doors, the bell ringing to announce that the frycook has arrived, yet the boy said nothing and just walked towards the kitchen where he could be alone with his thoughts, that surely didn't involve a certain cephalopod.

There seemed to be something different about the sponge today, hm, new glasses? No, he didn't wear glasses, that he knew of, new shoes? No, than what was it? Their eyes had met for a second, the way the sponge looked at him, it almost seemed as if he were hiding something? Not that he cared.

"What? No annoying blurbs this morning?" he questioned, and Spongebob just smiled at him, blushing before he turned away, saying nothing, he just went to the kitchen.

For some reason, Squidward could feel his face heat up, but what for? It was just, Spongebob, all he did was, smile at him, but there was something about it that made him blush. The way the sponge stared through him, he didn't even realize he'd been holding his breath, and that smile, for a second, he could have sworn the sponge was another man, and- "Oh who am I kidding! It's Spongebob for crying out loud, he smiles everyday, and it's annoying." Squidward added while kicking himself.

"Order up!" Spongebob announced as he stuck two trays out to him, Squidward sighed as put his dance magazine down and turned to grab the food, one by one he handed the trays to each customer, until Spongebob handed him the final tray, their hands touched, Spongebob gasped under his breath, quickly letting go, "OK, there you go Squid." Spongebob said before sticking his head back into the kitchen.

Spongebob placed his hand over his chest to calm his heart rate, he closed his eyes as he squeezed his hand, breathing, "That was, weird- phew, I gotta be more diligent, no more, of whatever the heck that was." Spongebob shook his head as he went back to cooking.

Squidward glared at the window, holding his tentacle, "That was, weird, what just happened?" Squidward questioned before turning back to the next customer, it was going to be a long day.

The rest of the day had been filled with the same awkwardness, their eyes would meet, or they would accidentally bump into one another, Squidwards tentacles would wrap a around his small square body causing him to tremble with the touch of his crushes tentacles.

Spongebob raced inside is pineapple house, slamming the door behind him, he rubbed his face, cursing to himself under his breath, "Meow?"

Spongebob dropped his hands, shaking his head, he quickly walked past him, "Sorry Gare Bare, not right now, I, I gotta uh… I'll see you later-" he said as he raced up the stairs, leaving Gary alone at the bottom of the stairs.

Spongebob locked the door behind him, his hands raced to unbutton his shirt, he began to dig into his barrel cabinet next to his bed, throwing a toy onto the bed before jumping onto the bed.

He raced to kick his shorts off, his member laid back over his chest, already hard, Spongebob groaned as he lubed himself up and then wrapped one of his hands around his shaft and began to rub himself, taking his turquoise colored toy, the closest color he could find that reminded him of his neighbor, he pressed the head of the toy against his entrance after applying the lube, slowly easing it in.

He began to thrust the toy in and out of him as fast and hard as he could, his hand worked at the top of his head, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as he pleasured himself, "Han, Squidward!" he cried out as he thrusted it further in, he arched his back, sitting up on his toes.

Spongebob shook his head, this usually worked, usually, but there were times that not even his trusty squiddy imitation toy was enough, especially when he knew that it was fake, he needed something, real, he need a real man, but Squidward would never, Spongebob dropped his toy and hand to his side, he knew of a place where he could go and maybe get lucky.

Spongebob threw a red dress shirt over his body, slowly buttoning up, he flipped his collar up and slipped his solid black tie around his neck, he stood in front of the standing floor mirror as he fixed himself, he looked good, he then picked up a black blazer and put it on.

He whistles to himself as he combs his hair back, he sprays a little bit of manly cologne on, "Hmm, you smell nice." he said as he tugged at his blazer, turning to Gary, "How do I look?" he asked, "Meow (ready to kill)" Spongebob laughs and pets Gary, "Thanks, wish me luck Gare, I'll be home later, maybe." he says as he turns to leave the room.

"I'll take a Mai tai, my good sir." Spongebob points out to the bartender as he sat down at the bar, the place was a nice little club for young people, The Trap, they called it, new and, just a fun place to be.

"It's great to see you again, Mr. Squarepants, how long has it been? Nearly a year since i last saw ya, i almost thought that you might have found another bar, but, true to you, so uh.." the man leaned closer to him as the sponge sipped on his beautiful drink.

"You come to, ya know." he grinned as he gestured towards the boys pants which were hidden by the bar table, and Spongebob laughed, "You know me, I don't suppose you'd want to-" Spongebob bit his lip, and the man shook his head, "I would, but uh, while you were sleeping, i kinda found someone." the man nodded, and Spongebob smiled.

"Wow, really!? I had no idea.." Spongebob began while he failed to notice the party going on in the corner, where a familiar octopus sat, laughing and chatting with his rich friends, announcing that all their drinks were on him.

Squilliam was at the bar as well, celebrating his new accomplishment, "Here's to the guest of honor, a toast to Squilliams great performance!" shouted one of the rich men, many females sat around him, either rubbing his chest, running their grabby fins up leg, or petting his head, while Squilliam wasn't looking for the company of women as much as they wanted his.

Alas, there seemed to be no good men here that fit his type, for all that he could see, until the doors opened to a bright yellow sponge, who walked in and breathed the young air of the bar before walking towards the bar table, greeting the bartender.

His maroon shaded eyes rarely left the sponge, for a man, he looked a lot younger then he was, how'd they even let such a thing in? Not that it mattered, he loved, young lone wolves. Squilliam called over one of the servers, "Yes Mr. Fancyson?" the woman blushed.

"Well, congratulations, i'm really happy for you, you'll invite me to the wedding, right?" he asked, and the man nodded, before the two of them looked down at a glass of champagne that was slid to him, he glanced back the man before looking at the woman.

"I'm sorry, miss, but i think you got this mixed up, this isn't mine." he said as he slid back to her, and she just smiled, "It's a gift." she said, "oh.." spongebob said before he looked at the bartender who just shrugged, "Well, thank you miss, you're very kind." he smiled, and she just smiled, "It's not from me, silly, it's from that gentleman over there." she gestured towards the table behind her.

Spongebob cautiously looked behind her, his eyes finding the familiar looking cephalopod, Squidward? No, not Squidward, Squilliam, Squidward's arch rival, in here? Buying him a drink? He quickly turned away.

"Wonder why he would buy me a drink? Think it's meant for someone else?" he asked the bartender as he looked to his right to find a woman sitting a few seats down, it had to be for her, "Well, he was looking at you, maybe he likes you." he grinned, and Spongebob scoffed, shaking his head.

"As if, he'd have to be drunk to fuck me." he said, "Bet it's poisoned." he laughed, "Oh, you've seen right through my ruse." Squilliam spoke from behind him, and Spongebob jumped, spilling the liquid all over his nice pants.

"Oh barnacles, sorry.." Spongebob apologized as he began to swipe his hand over his crotch to get some of the alcohol off, "Can I help you?" Spongebob asked, and Squilliam grinned as he leaned up against the bar next to him, glancing down at the boys pants for a second.

"As a matter of fact, you can, you seem like a fun kid, please, come sit with me, you seem so lonely over here by yourself." Squilliam grinned as he pulled him to his feet. Spongebob sighed as he sat down next to Squilliam, who handed him another glass of champagne.

"Are you sure i'm allow over here? I mean, i don't have that kind of money to spend, I, i came here for two things, and if-"

"Nonsense, I invited you over, i can cover for you, after all, I'm Rich!" Squilliam laughed, "Hnn, so tell me, you're an attractive lad, what's your name?" Squilliam asked as he leaned closer to the sponge, sliding his arm on the back of the seat behind the boy.

"Uh, Spongebob." he answered as he glanced at the arm that rested behind him, was this guy serious? Flirting with him at a time like this, he had to be kidding, "Wait, you're Squiddy's young friend, aren't you?" Squilliam asked, a little surprised that he knew this sponge, "Now that I think about it, you did look really familiar, so, is he here with you?" Squilliam asked, "Where is he?"

"Listen, Squilliam, I really don't want to talk about him right now, at least, not with you." he said as he scratched the back of his head.

"Right, SO, what are you doing here, in a place like this?" squilliam asked, and Spongebob hummed, "I'm here for the drinks." he said as he held up his own drink, and Squidward nodded, "Right, but that can't be all, can it?" he shook his head, "I mean.." he glanced at the boys black pants again.

"Well, i.. I don't want to really talk about it, you wouldn't understand." Spongebob shook his head, "hmm, try me." he bit his lip as he scooted closer to the boy, placing his hand on his thigh, having the boy blush, he could feel himself come onto something familiar, feeling his hand rub his thigh.

"Isn't he just the cutest little thing you've ever seen?" Squilliam asked his friends, who all stared at the boy, glaring at him, that was their rich boy, and than, he comes this, peasant, to steal him away!

Spongebob continued to blush, scooting back a little, "I, I gotta go to the restroom." he said as he stood up, pushing his tentacle off him, before he left like it was nothing. Squilliam let out an awkward chuckle, before he turned his attention back to the sponge who disappeared into the crowd.

Spongebob bit his lip as he stared down at himself, shaking himself off before zipping himself up, walking to the sink to wash his hands. Spongebob sighed as he looked into the mirror as Squilliam walked in.

"So, this is where you ran off to, I thought that you might have ditched me." he shrugged,
"Not like it would hardly matter, you have plenty of rich friends to play with." Spongebob said as he shook his hands off as Squilliam leaned against the counter next to him.

"What if i don't want to play with my friends? What if i wanted to play with you?" he asked, and Spongebob just shook his head, smiling as he dried his hands, "You know i didn't come here to make friends, right?"

"I know why you're here, I'm here for the same thing." Squilliam said as he stepped up to the sponge, standing just a few inches in front of him before he forced himself on the sponge, Spongebob gasped, being pushed against the stall next to the sink.

"Squilliam!" Spongebob gasped as he pushed him out of the harsh kiss, "hnn, isn't this what you came here for?" Squilliam asked, his face just inches in front of his, "Hnn, yeah but.. I didn't think that, you'd want to-" Spongebob bit his lip, this was a bad idea, hn but, he really needed this, and Squilliam, he was the closest thing to Squidward he had, even if he was Squidward's rival, hnn.

"What Squidward doesn't know, won't hurt him, right?" Spongebob said before he kissed him back, and Squilliam scoffed, before he pushed himself against the sponge, Spongebob moaned, wrapping his arms around his back as he slid one of his legs around him before Squilliam sat him on the counter, pushing between his legs as Spongebob's hand continued down his back, disrupting his shirt.

"Hun." Spongebob moaned as Squilliam started to grind himself against the boy, feeling his cock that was hidden beneath his layers of clothing, hnn, he ran his tentacles up the boys stomach, pulling of the blazer before he began to unbutton his shirt, slowly exposing the yellow flesh beneath before Spongebob pushed him back a little.

"Something wrong?" Squilliam asked, both of them still panting, "hnn, I, I don't wanna do it here, huh.. Let's go somewhere else." he suggested, and Squilliam smirked, "My place?" he asked, staring down a the sponge who nodded.

"Hnn." Spongebob moaned as he was pushed against a door, the door leading to Squilliams room, moaning as the two ripped each others clothes off, Spongebob panted, grunting as he bumped into his bed, Spongebob bit his lip as they tugged the rest of their clothes off, and he stood in all his naked glory.

Squilliam awed, looking down at the little treasure he'd just found, running his tentacles down his yellow chest before gripping his cock in his hand, "oh, dear neptune." Spongebob groaned as he'd began to rub him, hnn, Spongebob moaned before he was pushed on the bed, and his arms pinned above his head, Spongebob moaned as he started to rotate his lips, his erection slowly becoming almost painful.

"Hnn, f, fuck me already." Spongebob said, growing impatient, which only seemed to amuse the man further, "Well, aren't you a little desperate." he scoffed, and Spongebob just glared up at him, before Squilliam leaned down to kiss him, sucking his bottom lip before pulling out, "I'll be right back." Squilliam said as he slid off him and went to the bathroom, leaving the sponge by himself to deal with his problem.

Spongebob moaned as he began to stroke himself a little, until he came back, seeing him standing there, shiney, and, coated in, oil? He Pushed the sponge back down, "oh, I see you already got started without me, hmm, sorry to keep you waiting." he said as he slid his tentacles around him, brushing over every pore, which only drove the sponge madder to the point of exploding, he was already so close.

He wasn't sure how much more of this teasing he could take, he gasped as he felt one o Squilliams tentacles dip into one of his pores, "Oh, you like that, huh?" Squilliam chuckled, and Spongebob just nodded, "hnn, more, please." he begged, digging his toes into the sheets, "AH!" Spongebob gasped as he stuffed the rest of his pores, the scraping of his tentacles were just too much for him to handle and sent him overboard, shooting all over his belly, he panted, hnn, but it wasn't enough.

"What, was that it? Was that all you could, ah!" Squilliam yelped as Spongebob suddenly had him pinned, he watched as the sponge snapped a condom on his blue cock, Squilliam scoffed, gripping onto the boy's hips as he climbed over him, and shoved him in as hard as he could.

Spongebob panted, his own penis just slapping against his belly as he fucked him, going as hard as either of them were comfortable with, hnn, he was a sponge, and he needed this, he needed to feel this. Squilliam grinned up at him letting his tentacles explore his small body, rubbing him.

Spongebob panted, clawing at his face, hnn, this was so good, huh, why didn't they think of this before? Hnn, below him, he could just picture this being his neighbor, hnn, "I, I'm gonna fuck you." Spongebob panted, nodding and licking his lip, leaning down to kiss him, sucking on his tongue and biting his lip, panting, breathing in his face.

"I'm gonna fuck you, so, h, hard, you hear me? Hnn, hmm." he said before he pulled off, and flipped him around, standing him on his knees.

Squidward cocked his brow as he stared out his window over at his neighbors house as a gold limo had stopped outside his house, there was no way in heck that Spongebob was in there, but when he sponge stepped out, he couldn't believe it, watching as Spongebob waved who ever they were off before he limped back to his door.

"Gary, I'm home!" Spongebob announced from the door, "Meow?" Spongebob smiled, "Well, that's not really any of your business, now is it?" he asked as he walked around the snail, "meow?"

"What do you mean what's wrong with me? This is how I always walk." spongebob blushed, "meow." "let's just forget about it, ok? Are you hungry?" Spongebob asked as he walked towards the kitchen.

Ok, so, heres that, updated chapter, with more smut in it, just as y'all asked, to be continued in the next chapter.