Wheatley does a bit of a rough landing in 2Fort, providing some much-needed change in an eternal war between brothers. But can Wheatley -and the mercenaries- adapt to the changes, or will things take a turn for the worse? No humanisations. (The TF2-verse is AU in one vital aspect: Gray Mann never happened, which means that all connected events (such as MvM) haven't occured either)

ATLAS and P-Body are sold to RED and BLU to participate as the tenth class in a never ending war! Acting as the 'Portaleirs', each must fight for the worthless gravel pits beneath them. Rated T for battle. Review!

whatly haz dik now THIS IS JUST A JOKE PLS DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

It's not that She was desperate. Desperation came from poor progress, and poor progress came from Bad Science. No, She was not desperate. She was just taking advantage of Her resources. The key to a good test was variety, of which lunatics, while dangerous, provided the best of. Unfortunately She lost track of Her lunatic. Ah, well, at least She now had these brand-new ones.

When the RED Team is asked to investigate an abandoned Aperture Science facility, they get roped into becoming the newest subjects. Can they escape intact?

When the Spy stumbles upon a slightly battered (but still talkative) Wheatley on the outskirts of the Dustbowl, he decides to bring him back to base for Engineer to examine, while still trying to do his job along the way. Insanity ensues and things don't go so smoothly for Spy. Oneshot.

Alright, who gave the RED team a portal gun? Spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series!

AU. Finding himself awaken by a terrifying, rogue AI, the Sniper soon learns that it wants something: information. Tasked with the job of retrieving intel, the information broker must do whatever it takes to get the data GLaDOS wants.These are short, simple drabbles between the Sniper and GLaDOS in an AU. Chapters are written in non-chronological order.

With nothing better to do, GLaDOS goes online and starts playing Team Fortress 2

Chell finally has her so longed freedom. But as she passes out on the wheat field next to a street, a man in overalls takes her to shelter. What she doesn't know, just how violent the place is. [DISCONTINUED, GOMEN. I just lost interest in this one.]

With the Morality Core placed onto GLaDOS by a brave test subject, she is restricted from killing people. However, now, the Aperture staff must find a way to make her do her duty, and be able to finish the repairs on the Morality Core. They turn to the help of a Software Specialist and a special Engineer to solve it, by creating special V5 Cores like a certain moron.

Request. After finally escaping Aperture Science Laboratories, Chell finds herself being taken in by strange, color-biased mercenaries. This story documents her adventures with them. Maybe a little romance in the future Reviews much appreciated

After the war ends, Scout finds himself signing up for the Aperture Science training program. It was a reckless decision, and now Scout is paying the price. Now it's just survival until he reaches the las test, gets the cake, and goes home.

Chell's adventures continue and she finds herself in the middle of a war between two rival companies. A fanfic that runs on valve time.