' I'm not dead,' is his first thought upon waking. His next thought, after opening his eyes and seeing the mold-blackened ceiling of his childhood bedroom, is, 'What the bloody—' He touches his neck. It's whole, slender – like a child's throat – and just as smooth. His third, and final thought before the banging at his door starts, is: 'Did any of it happen at all? ' Time-Travel.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU

Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

The Revolution has not gone according to plan, and he is just now beginning to realize that there are consequences for his failure.

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?

AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.

For his loyalty General Winter had promised Russia a mate; one who could stand beside him, not lay broken under him. But the old ghost was always so cruel. While keeping his promise he had never promised that said mate wouldn't fight back with a strength equal to Russia's. If it is meant to be then why does the promised one resist? Historical. RusAme. GerMerica.

The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)

Canada is being crushed under General Winter's ice. Our favorite hamburger-loving hero is on a mission to save it, but close on his heels is Ivan, desperate to possess Alfred by any means. Part Two of "The Canadian and the American". DISCONTINUED

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

USUK. Alfred, the Prince of the Summer, is sent below the earth to the banished Winter Kingdom to marry the indifferent Prince Arthur in a bid to end the hostility left over from a catastrophic war nobody seems to remember anything about.

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**

In a world changed by the rising of power in Mordor, Legolas gets entrusted with the life of a young boy. But he gets more than he bargained for as he must fight for his own life, for Aragorn's life and for the very future of Middle Earth. AU. Not slash. Complete.

Matthew is the captain of his hockey team but is hiding that fact from his parents and brother since they consider the sport too dangerous. Wanting to follow his dream by playing on the semi-professional team, Mattie and the team must hide his bruises/black eyes and avoid concussions so that he can lead them to victory. Go Polar Bears! Hilarity ensured with a hint of insanity.

Now I really get it. The kid ain't normal. 'Daddy' can't leave the kid with someone. They'd find out, they'd hurt him, they'd call someone to take him away, open him up and see what's inside. TV says it's bullshit,I know better. Slash

Cardverse!USUK. Alfred is a peasant chosen to become the next King of Spades. With a cranky Queen whose eyebrows are the least of defaults and a war with Clubs looming on the horizon, Alfred will have to learn to make the right decisions, to rule a country and his private life at the same time, and to love someone he'd never thought he'd fall for. "Find the magic binding you both."

Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.

After an attack on America, the personification vanishes. Kink Meme De-anon request for Amnesia and Doctor!America.

USUK. The Suit Kingdom exists as a manufactured barrier between the bloodied human and dying fairy realms as the twentieth century slides ever closer to a second war. The story of a human king, his fairy queen and the worlds between them.

When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut

Alfred is exhausted and weary from carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders and Arthur is there to give him some TLC and build him back up.

When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.

England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.

Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU

New Chapter: In which Legolas is amazing, and we bid farewell. Thanks to Elfscribe and the lizards. MEFA 2011 First Place Winner

Two Shot. First chapter: America's pillow is proud to be called the best, but being the greatest means putting up with a lot. Second: For years, Britain's blanket has served him faithfully.

He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK

The little Avari tries to find her place in the complex elven society while in Lothlórien. COMPLETE. Part Two of the Moon Cycle series.

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

The last Avari is discovered. Can she become part of normal elven society, or is she too wild? COMPLETE. Part one of the Moon Cycle series.

In 1794, after the Jay's Treaty is signed in London, England invites America to his home for dinner. This is their first private time together since the revolution. Their past, both good and bad, sets the stage for an awkward and poignant evening.

Pre-Revolution: Some of the America colonists have been acting up, but that doesn't mean England has to worry about America himself...right?

In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?

Alanna was chosen by her college to participate in a very unique study. She would be spending a year of her life researching Middle Earth little did she know it would become something so much more than that. Just give the first chapter a try please.

The story of a modern Kenyan girl who arrives in Middle Earth after her death in a plane crash. The story looks at the racism she faced as a black mortal among the elves. It also explores the reality of a mortal/Immortal love. Not a 10th Walker.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US

AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.

After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.

The three times France awoke to find America by his Bed. First chapter: France finds a young america frightened by the side of his bed.

Six year old Harry hears a nursery rhyme and makes a wish, causing him to disappear for ten years. When he returns he's a little different from when he left. For one thing he's not exactly human anymore... Slash CWHP

It was a longer road to Revolution than America liked to remember.

At first glance, he looked like a thousand others who'd stopped in the diner over the years. Outsider POV.

Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.

Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.

A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.

She doesn't know who she is. But she dreams of battlefields and heroes in an unknown universe. And the dreams are true... RUNNER UP MITHRIL AWARDS BEST NOVEL SERIAL 2005

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

COMPLETE - Post Hogwarts - After defeating Voldemort and deposing Minister Fudge, Harry thinks that he has become unemployable in the Wizarding world until he finds a job that just suits his needs

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Shadow spreads in the Woodland Realm and in the family of the king. The death of Legolas's mother separates his family members just when they need one another most. Chapter 11. Not Alone. Story Complete.

[ Complete ] Typical: Girl ends up in M.E... but then again elements of this story are not so typical. In any case, please r/r. Thanks!