Hello, It's nice to know that someone actually reads this. I occasionally read profile's while I'm browsing through other author's favorites in order to find the diamonds in the rough.

Extended Author's Notes and Story Status's are listed below:

Name: You know the drill by now, internet security and all that.

Age: -221 Years, or from the future. I got bored of all the brain in a jar nonsense and decided to see what a capitalist society that necessitates working a steady job was like. I'm finding the robot servants of the future to be much more enjoyable.

Likes: Music, Reading, Tentacle Monsters

Dislikes: Work, Normalcy, Magical Girls

Hobby(s): Writing, Arguing, Nothing

Well, now you know me better. And now you know that you didn't want to know me better. Self-discovery and all that.

Jiraiya's Pervy-Wish - In Progress, PM me at any time for an update on where I'm at. Aiming for an update every two weeks.

It's a lot of fun to write, but I, as an author, struggle to write sex as more than a humor device. Honestly, I never planned to continue this past the 2k word one-shot that is now chapter one, but was suckered into it, and I just decided to roll with it. I've always liked pokemon, anyways, and I always felt that there could be more to pokemon than what it is, but this is a little too far. Given how the pokegirls community is nearly dead, or at least inactive, I have incredible creative liberties that I can take that makes me enjoy writing the series.

When Everyone's Special - Discontinued. I liked several of my ideas here, but it's just not happening. When I wrote chapter one there was no plot in my mind. I was aiming for a cracky One-Punch-Man style work where shinobi power up constantly DBZ style. Supposed to be light with lots of humor. But I wrote chapter one from Kakashi's POV who is kind of serious in order to develop characters. Because crack without good characters is just terrible. But his seriousness made me think of plot and write semi-serious stuff. Then I wrote chapter two, which was forced to accommodate all the plot holes in chapter one because it was crack. Now I just have a work that I'm proud of the writing but seriously embarrassed by the plot.

Discontinued because of plot holes. PM if you really need to see the rewrite, but I doubt it. The first few chapters are pretty generic.

Hagoromo's Final Perversion - Complete.

I got upset at plot devices so I wrote a way for the bijuu to have always have been female. As always though, Super-Perverts are fun to write. The words just kind of flowed and made this wonderful, disgusting mess. Oh. Yeah. I also wrote this in protest to pretty much any female kyuubi fanfic ever. The apologetic vixen character that's always super supportive got old after the first time. Which is a shame because there's so much potential. I personally love genderbent Kurama fics (can you genderbend something that's genderless?).

Current Projects - Yeah, I'm shocked that I'm writing things as well. Most of these already have the first chapter written but I suck at not discontinuing my work and I hate doing so.

Naruto/High School DxD - I know. Don't tell me. But, instead of inter-dimensional travel I tried to mesh the worlds. If I ever post this I'll probably wind up putting six chapters up before I finally figure out what I'm doing and start a re-write. Yes, that's right. There's plans for a re-write before the story is ever released.

Bleach - Sosuke Aizen, Perverted Mastermind is probably going to terrify everyone. I scare myself writing it. Manipulating everyone and reality for the sake of perversion is just so... funny.

Naruto/Sekirei - Shinto Teito reminded me of a city one would see during one of the Naruto movies or filler arcs. It's diving deeper into the origin and purpose of the Sekirei in a universe where they have to keep up with the Otsutsuki in space. Because the Naruto-verse does support aliens. They just have to not be exterminated by chakra super-powers. And then there's this planet ripe with the gift that made the Otsutsuki so frightening. Minaka also has his hands full trying to keep shinobi from kidnapping or exterminating this new species to plan a tournament.

Really, the universes mesh so well and all the other crossovers resort to inter-dimensional travel. I don't get it.

Naruto/RWBY - The Sublime Green Beacon is a fic where Gai finds a Plot Device and arrives in Remnant. Ozpin sees value in him and offers him a teaching position. A bunch of teenage girls perv on his abs and are terrified of his eyebrows, Gai makes a mess out of everything, and Ozpin tries to ship Glynda and Gai to try to keep them both away from him. Really, just a humor fic.

Naruto/RWBY - A Remnant of Pain has Nagato who was just Talk-no-justu'ed and is trying to atone for his sins. Shanghaied into teaching, he kills and resurrects students at whim. Ozpin is just glad that a repentant demi-god is there to solve all his problems. Weiss claims Professor Uzumaki killed though; no one believes her until she mentions fire and brimstone. The students just wish he'd stop sounding like a fortune cookie. Nagato, as it turns out, isn't the greatest teacher. But Pain is...

And homework. Lots of homework.

Naruto/FairyTale - Just a Quick Vacation has Kakashi running away from his promotion, and hiding in another dimension until Sasuke tracks him down. While in Magnolia, he trolls a bunch of fairies and blows them off for all the new smut in this dimension. They're pissed, even without their quick tempers. And the only person strong enough to discipline him has a weakness to smut herself.

Naruto/OnePunchMan - The Student Surpasses has Gai temporarily someplace strange after he dies unlocking his Eighth Gate. Taking offense to the way Saitama didn't care about anything he fights him. It's shockingly even since Saitama doesn't want to destroy the planet. During their fight, Gai preaches of the virtues of teaching. Nothing sticks until the phrase "the student always surpasses the master" is used.

Naruto - Therapy no Jutsu is a character divergence(?) fic where the psyches of Gaara, Neji, Tsunade, Kurama, Obito, Sasuke, and Kaguya are delved into. His empathy and their conversions were not mere accidents. Rather, very broken people meet and sharpen each other in the way only they can.

Anyone else think Hinata's pretty terrible for watching Naruto be lonely from the shadows for years? "Watches someone being lonely for years". Yeah, pretty bad. Can't really bash Hinata, but it's pretty terrible. Honestly Kishimoto, making your characters suffer in order to have a healthy, not-obsessive relationship. Jeez.

Naruto - Yandere-Hinata sounds scary. She is. Drawing on the Yandere force, she's the most powerful shinobi in the village by age five. She thinks he's the sun; she's the moon, and is content to reflect his light. Naruto, for his part, is just sick of the fake. The way people cower before him with false smiles and hate him inside. He hates it, alone. God-like Hinata, mostly so plot can be ignored and characters can develop.

Hinata is just selfish enough to keep Naruto to herself. She's so guilty, but the sun is hers. Konoha will have to survive on moonlight. (Sidenote: this is really hard to write.)

Other Notes -

Not much to say.

Thanks for reading my ramblings. And, just between you and me, one of my largest motivations to write is to put long, rambly author's notes at the bottom.