Senjutsu should come with a warning label.

That's not to say that Otsutsuki Hagoromo thought that tapping into the sagely energies of a planet would be something safe to attempt, but rather that there were unexpected consequences to doing so. Consequences that, occasionally, he wished had not occurred.

Otsutsuki Hagoromo was a Super-Pervert.

It wasn't even his fault! Tapping into the sagely energies, the chakra of the natural world flowing around him, had fundamentally changed who he was. Senjutsu provided peace, stillness, tranquility, and sex. Lots of sex. Unsurprisingly, chakra generated by the culmination of all living things was sexually charged. Who would've thought?

He wasn't even saying that senjutsu made one a Super-Pervert; he was saying that senjutsu cranked one's libido up to eleven. Although that usually resulted in someone becoming a Super-Pervert anyways.

In addition to be a Super-Pervert, Otsutsuki Hagoromo was dying.

The Juubi, a giant chakra monster that used to be a tree, was sealed inside of him, and it was slowly tearing him apart. Slowly, being past tense because even slowly dying meant his death was pretty imminent. He almost wished that his brother were here with him. They weren't on speaking terms after he slept with just about all of his descendants. Hagoromo was pretty sure he'd gotten to all of them. But his brother could probably help him handle the Juubi. But no, apparently he couldn't handle all his daughters sleeping with their uncle.

The Juubi was not allowed to break free, whole.

So, the obvious answer was to split it into pieces. And he was conveniently provided with an answer in how many from the name of the chakra monster. Ten. And Otsutsuki Hagoromo had a plan, a fabulous one. He almost let out a perverted giggle just thinking about it.

And so, standing in a grassy field surrounded by no one, Otsutsuki Hagoromo began to fragmentize the Juubi.

If his plan was to have any chance of success then he needed to destroy the chakra beast's sentience first. So, the sage gathered all of its hatred, anger, and rage into one seething mess of Yin chakra, mental energies. Then, he took a pittance of yang chakra, what comprised the Juubi's body, and melded them together. Hilariously, it was a miniature Juubi filled with all of its hate and all the impotence of a small child. It was black, humanoid, and vaguely plant-like. It was also ugly. The sage flicked the tiny, ugly man far away so it wouldn't interfere with this delicate process. It might've bitten his ankles, or something, and that was pretty distracting when he was trying to work.

Hagoromo then gathered another portion of the Juubi's yang chakra and fashioned it to his liking. He was a Super-Pervert: his liking was hot girls. Hot and exotic girls, if he was trying to be specific. With the sexy lower half that he wished all women unanimously possessed, a modest set of curves that any woman wouldn't be disappointed to have, and a taller lankier frame than average, Hagoromo had converted a portion of the Juubi into a hot woman. She was missing something though, something important. Half analyzing and half ogling the form, the sage thought. On whim he stuck a fluffy squirrel tail onto the figure. Oh, yes. That worked. A pair of triangle shaped ears and some extra fur on the extremities and Hagoromo had created the first animal girl. It was fabulous. She was fabulous.

He was running short on time. Breathing was more painful than anything else at this point.

Quickly fashioning a sloppy personality, with a dash of tsundere, he quickly joined the yin and yang chakra together. She was alive, in a sense. Technically, he supposed she was dead as she was solely comprised of chakra.

He had no time for semantics.

He fashioned a second body from the Juubi's chakra in record time. Sleek and sexy rather than hot and busty the woman was definitely a looker. Adding in some feline traits, a dash of fire, and two tails Hagoromo completed the figure. Adding in a rudimentary personality, Hagoromo combined kindness, maturity, wisdom, and an insatiable libido. With a flare of light, he combined the yin chakra with her intended body in a circle of power that flattened the grass.

Faster, Hagoromo, faster. His mind was growing hazy from the pain and he had trouble focussing.

His mind pulsed in a sharp shot of pain. Another figure, short, petite, pretty-much not there breasts, and overly large hips. He couldn't focus. Three tails for the pattern, then adding a stable, smart, and shy personality. He quickly combined them. The pain in his head dulled somewhat with some of the corrosive chakra of the Juubi's leaving him. Huh, apparently she was aquatic. Weird.

He focussed on fashioning a fourth body before the pressure in his head could build again.

Quickly, he fashioned a fourth body. The female form was always floating around in his head and he spent no time forming the Juubi's chakra into the template in his mind. A monkey girl, not the greatest of his ideas but he was running low on time. Tall and busty in seemingly equal measurements he haphazardly threw in a fiery and boisterous personality.

There was no time to waste. His head throbbed a little less without so much of the Juubi's chakra railing against his insides. For once, no innuendo was intended.

A word came to the Super-Pervert's mind: horses. Some of his fellow deviants already had a fetish for them. He shrugged and immediately regretted it, a lance of pain answering his motion. As generic as any of the other women Hagoromo imagined, she was truly a beauty. He threw on five tails for good measure and added some extra muscle to her legs: because horses.

Wow, he was almost feeling alright. Not quite, Hagoromo was pretty certain he was still dying, but he was feeling great all things considered. He still didn't have much time to waste and quickly got started on the next.

The sage made a blob. It was entirely an accident, in his defense, because his mind suddenly had a sharp ringing in it. But it gave him an idea. A slime girl. Were he not a depraved Super-Pervert he probably would've cringed at the idea. But he was, so he didn't. He gave her the ability to manipulate her body, then tacked on six droopy tails. Fashioning some yin chakra he added quiet, calm, and a complete freak in bed to her personality. He hoped. 'Complete freak in bed' was kind of an imprecise fragment of a personality.

Hagoromo would be forever ashamed that he made a insect-girl instead of some normal flight capable animal, like a bird. It wasn't even a spider that some people strangely gained a fetish for. He was also kind of embarrassed at the sheer amount of optimism and happiness he put in her personality.

Getting impatient, he grabbed nearly a third of the Juubi's remaining chakra. Tentacles were hot, he thought. He was a Super-Pervert, and thusly was into a lot of strange things that the average male would have shied away from. He made a sleek and sexy octopus-tentacle girl and was proud of it. Also aroused. But mostly proud. He promised. Really.

The Juubi really did not like being ripped in half; Hagoromo was dying, as in was currently undergoing the process of meeting death. He had maybe two minutes, tops. Time to pull out his A-game.

That small part of him that wasn't screaming, because he was dying, was almost ashamed that he had forgotten about a fox-girl. He added the usual, smooth and silky fur away from the extremities, nine fluffy prehensile tails, and two pointed fox ears. Then he did some unusual things. She was tall, really tall. It was mostly just an excuse to make the bust-line and hip-line numbers go up without looking freakish. She was tall, she was busty, and she had huge hips. It was then that Hagoromo, inches away from death, realized that she was made of chakra and not bound by silly things like spines. He added more to the breasts and took some away from the waist.

Wait, that was freakish, he thought as his mind began shutting down. He scaled down the breasts to massive instead of titanic and reversed some of the other things he'd taken way too far. Steps away from death, the sage fashioned a personality. Tsun-tsun-dere-dere? Super-Tsundere? Whatever it was, it was glorious. Add some fire, pride and love in equal measure, and the largest libido ever seen. She was perfect.

And he was dead. Just about.

Fuck you Juubi, he thought. Wait, dammit. I should've just made the Juubi a hot woman and railed her! Dammit, I knew I was over-complicating things! Why, why did I-

Now he was dead, alone in a field. With a legacy of peace, perversion, and nine super-hot animal girls. It wasn't the worst thing to be remembered for.

End.

So I wrote this in response to all the female kyuubi fics running around. Because I kind of hate them. I do like genderbent Kurama though, so I wrote a way for that to happen. Because frankly I felt this needed to happen. I mean really, why use a blatant plot device for genderbent bijuu when you can just use this? Meh.

I'm not really planning on a second chapter, but if I do it's going to be Hashirama-centered. Because the shodaime, with his sagely perversion, needs to make sure that there's still Senju running around by the time canon starts. That'd be the start of universe changes. Maybe. I've got no clue. Tsunade might be less angsty? Who knows?

Kinda proud of this. It just wrote itself.