"Shinichi-san, you sound just like Conan-kun." Even when Shinichi is finally back, he and people around him still can't escape trouble or avoid a mystery. He's also facing a very familiar problem. This time around it's the Detective Boys who are suspicious of this uncannily familiar detective. Things won't be the same without Conan, but they might not be all that different either.

My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!

VERY dark one-shot. Fowl and Short's relationship has progressed, but something is utterly wrong. Only an outsider could really see what was going on, and he realized what was happening only when it was far too late.

Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?

She wanted him. She could never deny that. Eventually, they'd get there. But "eventually" is such a tenuous concept. And there are some things in this life that are just...easier.

Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.

A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.

Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.

AU [Drabble-esque series: Meet your Victors a la Detective Conan] They are the Districts' Silver Bullets, also known as the Victors. The odds have been in their favor. Or so they thought.

People find each other in complicated ways. Juliet/Minerva. First chapter of an ongoing series of moments.

Drabble. Ron/Hermione post-war. Hermione's first attempt at teaching Ron to drive and why they don't try again for sixteen years.

A short collection of drabbles written by me... I'll add to it as time goes by. I hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as I've enjoyed writing them. Warning! Contains plot elements from most books! TP spoilers if they are still spoilers... new drabbles

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.

Artemis Sherlock crossover from an idea provided by Aji xybolic . Artemis is Sherlock and John's son. Definitely contains slash as well as Artemis/Holly. This is currently only a one shot as I have no other ideas to continue it.

Artemis interacts with the general public.

In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody

SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?

TBR CONTEST ENTRY. Winner of Funniest and Most Painful awards. A break room, Artemis Fowl, an Alter, a vial of some mysterious blue liquid, Holly Short, and the truth. Dear Frond, what have we gotten ourselves into!

A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.

TBR contest post. Involving more closets, bad lighting, way too many multiples of 5, and many a platonic 'Trouble ... Commander Kelp'. Because H/T's not happening, I don't care what Kit Heart or Colfer have to say on the matter.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.

Post TTP. Summer vacation brings in a bunch of criminals to the LEP, one being a juvenile who's guilty of much more than our heroes think. H/T, A/H.

Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly

“Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl II,” the letter began in overly elegant dark blue shiny font. “It is with utmost regret that we inform you that your services are no longer needed by our Publisher."

For the rules that are damnable.

She visits once a year, and always leaves the same gift. Drabble. Could be read as a romance, but more of a friendship fic.

A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly

Through meticulous analysis and various experiments it has been confirmed: Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire. Warning: If you have no sense of humor please don't read. Oneshot.

Quality time with the twins between TLC and TTP

It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.

When does friendship become something more? They can't deny this any longer.

Late night one-shot. Doesn't that sound promising! Holly Short, childhood pets, cowardice, lost and found boxes, the weight of words, and returning home after having run away.

Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?

Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.

Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA

Ran Mouri is tired of the lies and evasions. She is determined to get to the truth behind her little house guest once and for all. But is she really prepared for what she may find?

Who are we to refuse what has been given to us? Sequel to Deliverance.

Title says it all. Holly stumbles upon an unexpected scene. Read and find out.

A series of stories tracing Artemis and Holly over the course of a lifetime. In this installment: Myles does not believe in Santa, and is rather surprised to find his brother meeting elves under the mistletoe.

After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.

Edited to be more clear. Why Artemis and Holly shouldn't be together... Oh my Fowl, has the Creatress jumped ship? Hell, NO! Humour/Parody/SATIRE! A/H Second chapter up, explaining how their kids would turn out...

Writer’s block. Artist’s block. Surely, genius’s block exists as well. Juliet enlists everyone but the resident genii to find out. The theories end up being out of this world.

Humour/mystery. Calling all Fowl fans! Holly's been kidnapped, and YOU, the readers, need to figure out who did it... Do you think you can solve this mystery?

AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.

It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...

When Dahut calls with excellent news, the Council is ready and willing to help. So, to resurrect the sunken city of Ys, Holly Short is allowed to seek out the now twice mind-wiped Artemis Fowl. Based on the story of Ys and the myth of Callisto. One-shot.

Juliet plays some games. Artemis is reluctantly dragged into participating. Crack fic. Written mainly for authoress's own amusement.

“Only the most accurate compilation of Artemis Fowl's adventures - solving crime and doing good along the way!” You already know it's going to be terrible, don't you?

It was a chaste kiss. It was a quiet kiss. It was an undemanding kiss, but it brought Holly's whole world tumbling down over her head. random oneshot AH

Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE

AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.

Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE

Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?

An escaped elfin criminal is on his way to Fowl Manor. It's basically an excuse for some A/H fluff, and it was one of the first things I ever wrote, so it's not great. Disclaimer: I don't own any of it, except the unnamed elfin criminal.

One-shot. Set after TEC. Artemis has been dreaming about a hazel-eyed, redheaded girl. On a visit to England, Artemis runs into another spirited redhead who reminds him of her... Artemis/Holly, Artemis/Ginny. AF/HP Crossover

Our favourite boy genius sits under the same oak tree with his friend Holly Short the night before Christmas. A million things could happen. Guess which one I choose? A/H naturally. On hiatus

Written for the 5 Times Challenge on FG: The five time Angeline Fowl pretended she did not see. COMPLETE

Young students were never easy to deal with...their rich parents were even worse. How does a headmaster try and expel his best six year old student for hacking INTO a lesson plan to improve a test? Artemis Fowl II age six is a terrifying force.NOW EDITED

One hundred stories for the Conan cast. —Meeting at Midnight: How did all of these people get into my bedroom?—

It's Harry's feelings for Ginny! No, it's Voldemort! No, it's the CHEST MONSTER! Who the Chest Monster REALLY is...

How do I love thee, let me count the ways...thirty little love stories for Shinichi and Ran. :Heaven: After careful consideration, she opened the envelope and began to read.:

Book Two in the 'Lily' series, Nuttier Than A Fruitcake, portrays Lily's fifth year at Hogwarts, a time filled with hormones, confusion, and of course, run ins with the ever obnoxious, James Potter.

Letters from James Potter find Sirius, Remus and Harry on Harry's fifteenth birthday. No ship.

Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.

What can it cost Heiji if he keeps ranting at Shinichi? Or, let's say, when Shinichi eventually decides it's enough and time for payback? What Hattori? Me, passionate as a dead fish with Ran? I'll show you... hehe...

In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,

A collection of notes between the marauders in their classes. What do those four talk about?

For the 30 Kisses LJ Community. Thirty themes, thirty stories, thirty kisses for Shinichi and Ran.

Lily Evans is not the sort of girl who would normally be found writing in a diary. Yet, when she starts, she finds that the easiest way to overcome all the obstacles in life is to let her emotions out onto paper.

The Marauders...and their secret journals. Seventh year. Next entry will be The Prank! Thank you to all our lovely reviewers...you rock!

[One shot] Heiji and Kazuha get stuck. And it's really, REALLY hot in there. HxK

Magic Kaito And the heist had been going so well, too... Happy late anniversary, Candyland!

Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.