Beansmokerhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Age: 32 Country: U.S.A. Job: Self-Employed, (I sell bottles of water, and oranges on occasion.) Hobbies: Catching Trains, Busses, and the Subway. Stealing oranges from other people so I can sell them. Writing when I can. Likes: Monkeys, UFC, and Naruto. This Message Brought to You BY BEANS! As 0f 3/18/08 As all of you already know, hobos like me are prone to traveling for long periods of time, looking for brand new cities to sell our 'wares' in. I'll be gone for a couple weeks, but I'll be sure to promptly update my stories when I return How do I put a biography on this thing? Wait, here it is. Yeah, I'm just your average, everyday hobo who travels America in train cars, eats out of trash cans, and writes fanfictions at any computer he finds. I'm writing this bio in the McDonalds right now. What's that lady? Shut up, I'm writing here. Sorry, I didn't mean it. No, you don't have to kick me out. Take it easy. I'm sorry my precious fans, but I have to go. Read my fictions and review. Ciao. My Favorite Quotes "He wants a bone. I'm going to give him a bone. My elbow bone! Right in his face." ~Tito Ortiz to Ken Shamrock "God Damnit! This is no ordinary piss!" ~Sakon "He shouldnt have kept f-in with death. now death f-ed him back... " ~Shadowtrayster, About the Death of Steve Irwin |
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Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15754 - Favs: 10,046 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The New Demon by The Immoral Flame reviews
What would happen if Naruto had found a rock that contained......Venom. Up for adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Four Letter Words by PurpleMoon3 reviews
What would happen if after the Mizuki fight Iruka was gravely injured and Naruto didn't return to the village. A single choice changes the fate of the entire Narutoverse!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,749 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U.
A shattered soul and spirit by Onibi reviews
After a failed attempt at suicide, Naruto's life changes in a way no one expected...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Bloody Pawprints by iNFAMOUS X reviews
Every dream has a beginning.. Before the dream to become Hokage ever forms something will happen that will change the story forever. pairing inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,013 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005
Naruto's Betrayal by Fictionsoul reviews
Naruto runs away from Konoha and after four years, Sasuke recives a disturbing letter from him. What has happened after these four years? RR! NO longer on Hiatus! Rewriting commence!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/28/2004
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7305 - Favs: 6,115 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runny Eggs 4 by quisty8616 reviews
A parody of Resident Evil 4 in which there are absolutely no zombies. Only halfcrazed deranged lunatic Spanishtype people, people with questionable virtues, and one slightly dense blond American who is only here for the food.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,458 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/6/2006
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Through the Glass by Novice Named Jack reviews
The very beginning of Jack's Naruto Chronicles: hell has just foreshadowed our hero. The question is: how can he take back what's supposed to be his? SasuSaku at first, but this is TOTALLY NARUSAKU [PLEASE check out my profile for an important note, thank
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,491 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005
Simplicity is Complexity by OpposingForce reviews
Three years of absense can create a lot of gaps in friendships. Despite that, however, on his return he realizes someone still loves him deeply, and yet he can't seem to find the heart to love her. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 315,868 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Between Sun and Moon by Kaara reviews
Discontinued. Ino... in Team Seven. With two chronic cases of lonely orphans. A photogenic love triangle. Set after the Genin Exam. NaruIno, onesided SasuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,748 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Betrayal by madnarutofan reviews
Naruto follows Sasuke to the Valley of the End and succedes in deafeating him only to be abandoned by Kakashi on the journey home when Kabuto attacks. Left to die, Naruto is forcibly brought to Orochimaru and is kept at his mercy. Will Naruto hold out in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
A growing love by ashleyriot reviews
NaruSaku AU! Also introduces OC other characters if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternate universe means it WILL have some inconsistencies with the original story. Keep in mind what the word 'ALTERNATE' means. Ranting due to SOME reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,174 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth! by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Neji H., Lee R.
Let Me Know by Lolligaggin reviews
He didn't particularly know what motivated him to walk over a mile to tell her, but he did anyway. He woke her up at three in the morning to tell her, because it was the only way he could live with himself. InoNaru. Fluff and then some.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Losing Naruto by MimiHatake reviews
CHAPTER 22, UPDATED! Sasuke joins ANBU, leaving a hole in the team. The replacement, Hyuuga Hinata, is in love with Naruto. So she asks Sakura for help. No problem! Sakura doesn't have feelings for Naruto...right? HinaNaru or SakuNaru, how will it end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,958 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Darkness within by Mr.Evil reviews
Seems like Naruto has had enough of being treated like dirt, so he is trying to get respect another way. By fear! Also if you are a Sakura or Sasuke hater, you will love this fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,699 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Super Crazy Angst Time by clown eyes reviews
NaruIno. Not real pairings are: SasuIno, KakaIno, and SquirrelIno. But nothing weird. Naruto is sick of his life, as usual. EVENTUAL NARUINO, so if your looking for kissyface right off the bat, too bad. It's an end pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,825 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Thunder Fox by deputyofkage reviews
AU. On that night. The Leaf celebrated it's treaty with the Cloud. On that night. The Cloud failed to kidnap Hinata. On that night. The destiny of one Uzumaki Naruto will change forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005
A WinWin Situation by Topaz Talyn reviews
A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 250 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Cheek Stripes by Reillusioned reviews
AU After 20th or so book. On a mission up North, Ino gets more than she bargained for. Only someone in the same situatuion as her would be able to help. And that person is... Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Why? by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Oneshot. Why green? Tenten asks her sensei a simple question and gets a more complex answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
As I lie here dying by roundarosie reviews
A little fic about Kin's thoughts as Orochimaru slaughtered her snd Zaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Kin T., Orochimaru - Complete
Blood on the Snow by Ohtori Akio reviews
Chapter 4 UP! AnkoXZabuza. AU. Who would have known that it would all start when I was feeling my lowest one snowy and cold night….
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Zabuza M., Anko M.
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
A Matter of Perspective by soralia reviews
From humble beginnings to traitorous ends, in his own words Orochimaru relates his story, tracing the path to the betrayal of those he held most dear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Orochimaru
Someone Who Understands by zero0000 reviews
Living your life as the vessel for a ten thousand year old fox demon is never easy. But what if someone else understood exactly what it was like? VOTING ENDED! NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Naruto U.
Let's Play A Game by Hokata Yuy reviews
If you've got a burning question, sometimes it doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a battle, you've just gotta ask it. Shikamaru & Tayuya fun [rating bump for langauge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya - Complete
Why Icha Icha Books Are Better Than Women by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Sequel to 'Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men'. Tsunade tricks Jiraiya into leading a meeting. The only ones who show up are Gai, Iruka and Ebisu. Find out what the men think of each other and the women of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Half Baked Ideas by Glow in the Rain reviews
[PG13 to be safe] Little things Phoechan spits out to get her juices flowing. Random themes, Random pairings, random randomness. 1st: SasuHina mockfic, 2nd: NaruHina sap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 3/11/2005
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Orochimaru Experiments by Fenristhewlf reviews
Tsunade and Jiraiya confront Orochimaru about his Experiments, rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
The Day The Smile Slipped by Manatheron reviews
Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Causality by phantomgamer01 reviews
SEQUEL TO "Look to the Future". Naruto is given the gifts of both life and knowledge. Whether he knows or not, every action has a reaction, how much can change exactly with the presence of a single blonde? A lot can...but not everything does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004
Of Blades and Blood by legacyZero reviews
[AU]It has been four years since Naruto ran away, and things often change. Most who cared had given up on him, except for Jiraiya, who now wanders the continent in search of him. Eventually, he finds Naruto. But then again, things are never the same...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,504 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
Fox Fox Revolution by Reillusioned reviews
Every full moon, Kyuubi can take over Naruto's body. Why hasn't anybody noticed? Well, he hasn't exactly been using this time to destroy the village.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2005
Something Red by roterritter reviews
After the time skip Naruto starts to wonder where did Sakura get a forehead protector with a red headband. Lee? Gaara! Ino! Naruto’s jealous and overactive imagination is dying to know. NaruSaku. NEW: Sakura's POV over Naruto's black headband!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Camaraderie by rayemars reviews
Sakura, Sasuke, a prison cell, and a deserved but unlikely ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2005
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/29/2005
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Light In The Darkness by Twiggy-Kill-Me reviews
[ON HOLD to focus on other fics]Naruto is no longer a part of konoha. What happened? And why are the Hyuga's and Aburame's leaving konoha? Naruto x Hinata andNaruto x “Female” Haku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U., Haku
A MarySue Just For You! by Glow in the Rain reviews
A MarySue to outdo all MarySues. And you thought it couldn't get this low. Complete with plotholes, OOC characters, cheesy romance scenes, fangirl japanese and a pointless character death! And now, Sasuke narrates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Altered Destiny by Kirek reviews
A headstrong and slightly sadistic Jounin meets a young girl who refuses to give up. Follow the two as everything doesn't quite happen the way they were supposed to. Centered around Anko and Naruko. AU, female version of Naruto, Shoujo-ai later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,091 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004
Aqua by Ninja Shen reviews
Oneshot, challenge. Kisame may be half shark, but he's also half man, and he hasn't forgotten that quite yet. Onesided KisameKurenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Kisame H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Laundry Day by SGL reviews
Gai does his laundry and reflects on his new students: Neji, TenTen, and Lee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
Love Potion Number 9 by dave-d reviews
Naruto returns for a visit to Konoha, cursed with his usual success with girls... until a a bizarre accident takes place...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Never Ever by maboroshi-hime reviews
What if Naruto had sided with the Sand Village during the Konoha invasion?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,046 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
All that made me, me by Seravy reviews
How did Anko, with her reckless and naruto-ish style, ever passed the Academy exam and became Orochimaru's apprentice?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004
A Flowing Stone by Emilio reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Hinata, Temari, Gaara and Kankuro, go on a suicidal mission. But the hardest part can sometimes be the journey itself. Can romance blosom along the way? [Naruto x (Sakura or Hinata or Temari)] Non Yaoi. Let me know what you think!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,559 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003
Look to the future by phantomgamer01 reviews
COMPLETE! Certain events places Naruto on his bed with a kunai. Everyone knows now, he knows they can't accept him, there's only one thing left to do. Now the ghost of Naruto is left to hang around, and see if those who betrayed him really care...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,265 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
Gaara's Clues by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2004
The Plan by Alden-san reviews
Ino and Naruto have been vying for the affections of two people: Sasuke and Sakura. Now the two have hooked up, so Ino and Naruto have fallen into a funk. Finally an idea comes to them... Break them up! Unfortunately, it doesn't work too well. complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,290 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 816 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Transition Anchor by Chelsee reviews
Survival and loss, dealing, adaption. Anticipation and dread -- Those Hidden in the Leaves, sitting on the edge of no tomorrow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
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Regret and Redemption reviews
Disgraced, Naruto's hope of becoming Hokage is all but dashed. However, when a brutal war breaks out, he finds his chance for redemption. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Reversal of Fortune reviews
Heroes don’t always win, and Naruto is about to find out how. One small mistake on his part and his greatest nemesis is making his worst nightmare come true. Naruto can only watch helplessly as his life is torn apart... Set prior to the Chunnin Exam Final
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Without Uzumaki reviews
The new and improved rewrite of the story with the same title. A huge amount of pressure from Konoha's villagers forces the Hokage to do the unthinkable. Naruto is sentenced to exile and is raised in Kirigakure, without any knowledge of where he was born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,356 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/18/2005
Evil Unleashed reviews
NarutoAlien Crossover. Naruto enters Oro's lair and finds something... strange. A beast is released which could destroy konoha, and eventually the whole world. A beast with green acidic blood. Don't own Naruto, Alien, or Predator IP's
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U.
