Hi, my name is Brielle aka JavaJunkie22.

You will soon learn that I use alot of sarcasm, I am an unapologetic mocker (if you do not get this reference then you are not truly GG obsessed) and I act serious about 0.0000000000000000001 of the time. Probably less but I didn't feel like filling up this page with zeros.

I am insanely obsessed with Gilmore Girls. You have to be absolutly obsessed to be on here, it's like an unwritten rule. I have absolutly no friends who are as obsessed with Gilmore Girls as I am (why am I friends with them, again?).

I am a JavaJunkie (duh, hence the name JavaJunkie22) and I think Chris should just die (sorry to all you Chris fans but he just sucks) . I could rant on and on about how much he sucks but I will spare you because you probably all already know he sucks. Also, I am one of the very few JavaJunkies that likes April (dodges tomatoes and knives) she's cute, okay! It's not like she meant to damage anyone's relationship, that's all on Luke, he's the one who put his relationship with Lorelai on hold ever since he found out about her. April will eventually be in my story The Whole Package (dodges knives and tomatoes, again) I know alot of people probably want to pulverize me write know but it's my story and I can do whatever I want so ha-ha!I love Marty! He rocks! He was so sweet and perfect for Rory! Bring him back! Bring him back! Okay...yeah...

My Favorite GG Quotes:

LORELAI: Agh.

RORY: What?

LORELAI: The car won't start.

RORY: What happened?

LORELAI: I don't know. It's just dead. I turned the key and it makes a horrible sound.

RORY: What kind of sound?

LORELAI: Like rrrar, rrrar, rrrar. You know, but less feminine.

Lorelai walks into Luke's apartment, which is a mess

LORELAI: What happened to this place?

LUKE: Nothing.

LORELAI: This is what I always pictured the inside of my head to look like.

Luke: By the way, that is your cousin.
Jess: Right, Liz filled me in on all that. Daddy!
Luke: She just calls me Luke. Total brain!
Jess: You confirm paternity?
Luke: Ye..don´t be a wiseass!
Hey April, I want you to meet somebody.
Meet your cousin Jess. He´s my sisters kid.
April: Hi!
Jess: Hey!
~Pause~
April: Men in this familly are chatty.
Jess: Sorry.

Rory: Bless you.
Lorelai: Thank you. Ugh, I hate having a cold.
Rory: I know you do.
Lorelai: Ugh, it’s bad enough being sick, but anybody can have a cold.
Rory: I know they can.
Lorelai: I mean, I’d like to have a good illness, something different, impressive. Just once I’d like to be able to say, "Yeah, I’m not feeling so good, my leg is haunted."
Rory: See, there’s a reason why you only take one packet of TheraFlu at a time.
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lorelai: "It’s from my mother."
Rory: "What is it?"
Lorelai: "It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me."
Rory: "I thought she discarded those years ago."

Lorelai: I don’t understand why I have to up root my happy family of clothing anyway.
Rory: Because it’s a charity rummage sale.
Lorelai: I know.
Rory: That you helped organize.
Lorelai: Ok.
Rory: And volunteered to run.
Lorelai: It was very, very hot in that room that day, I was dehydrated. They could’ve talked me into anything.
Rory: It was your idea.
Lorelai: Ok, I am a very sick woman and that should be apparent to anyone.

Okay, I could fill like, 50 pages, with funny GG Quotes but I will stop here since I don't feel like typing up all of them cause' I'm lazy today.

Now, I will get back to me. You probably do not need to know all this stuff about a girl you will probably never meet. But, I will continue to talk about me. Why? Because I'm self-obsessed, and you guys better not be agreeing here cause' that was just a joke. I do not apreciate being called self-obsessed. Crazy? I get that alot, I'm used to it so I don't mind. Phsycologically insane? Same goes. But calling me self-obsessed is just mean. I do lots of stuff for other people like...well, I can't think of any at the moment so...but there are some, I just- Oh, yeah! I let some kid in my class borrow my bio notes the other day! See, I'm not self-obsessed so haha! No, I am not four. Add ten more years on. From my rants here you are probably thinking "God, this girl is totally insane"and, you're probably right. I know alot of you are probably thinking this and do not lie cause' you know you are, but no, I am not blonde. Anyway, although it has been a pleasure ranting on, and on, and on typing down a profile that probably no one is going to read I must go because it's 12:30 A.M. and I am dead tired. Ta-ta! (don't lie, you know you're thinking "Who the hell saysta-ta!" ) --JavaJunkie22