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TITLE: Just call me george clooney

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Gilmore Girls, damn. The only thing Gilmore-related that I own are a DVD set and a whole lotta coffee.

Pick up at 'Girls in Bikinis Guys Doin' the Twist' what should have happened

CHAPTER 1: Okay, George, I have a plan

LORELAI: Sighs You know, Luke, I know I've never really been Miss "This-is-great" about your relationship, but I am- I am so, so sorry. You don't deserve this. You really don't deserve this.

LUKE: Yeah. Sighs I guess that's it.

LORELAI: Yeah.

LUKE: Yeah.

LORELAI: Well, at least I finally got to see your house.

She tried to get him to smile; it didn't work. This was mean. Luke didn't deserve this.

"I just," he started, "I just, am really mad. Why do I have to be the reject? Why couldn't it be ME up there-"

"Dirty! Luke are you suggesting that you need to BE WITH the sock man?" she teased.

"NO! Why couldn't it be me cheating on her? I-I wonder… could I get back at her somehow?" he asked very smugly.

"Luke!" she gasped, surprised. "I cannot imagine you with an evil side!"

"Well… any ideas?"

Oh, this is gonna be good! She thought. Oh! Do I have a scheme!

"Well, I think I know how we can get Nicole jealous, trust me, I know what women hate… but, you better be a good actor there. This is gonna require some serious heat and acting skills."

"Just call me George Clooney."

"Okay, George, I got a plan, but, you have to be up to going were we have never gone before…."

yes, chapter 1 was incredibly short, but I will update soon.

The plan is really good- trust me!

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