Rule #1: Don't question me because if you do, your answer might be along the lines of "Let me borrow *blank*

Name: The Number 4 Real name: Juan Pablo Luchadores Escobar III (You wish it was that)

Age: Rectangle

Likes: Being a hypocrite, sleep, orange juice, ...Kittens, Irony, being an asshole, procrastinating, adorable shit, blue haired girls, white haired girls, Purple haired girls (I'll stop for now) myself (borderline narcissistic).

Dislikes: Chinese food with meat I don't recognize, FNAF, Trash talk, loud noise, other hypocrites, camels (story for another time), my paranoia, Lucy (Fairy Tail), my social anxiety, The Number 3 (Rival).

Favorite Quotes: "CAROL WATCH OUT!" "Bend me over..." "Shove your face..."

Stuff I watch/read: A lot

Random Fear I Have: Being a hobo.

Random Thoughts: (Someone's gonna read em all)

1. Van Kleiss was one badass nerd when you think about it.

2. I'd like to have a beard

3. K. That is all.

4. My favorite SpongeBob characters are Fred, Tom, and Sandals

5. Blue haired girls are pretty amazing. Not to say other hair colors are bad tho. I really love blue hairs tho, all variations.

6. Kittens are pretty great.

7. Fink from OK K.O. has to be there most adorable little evil mouse ever in the history of ever.

8. I'm the most liked number in the whole number line, right?

9. I'm fairly certain I'm horny 60% of the time, I just can't control it, like an incubus or a cougar.

10: I hate people named: Trent, Noah, anybody with more than one apostrophe in their name, (more will be added later)

11. My dream is to become a bartender in a cozy little bar off to the side that's still gets business, but never gets overcrowded.

12. I love fluff more than I love smut. Fluff is my kryptonite.

13. I doubt anybody has thought of how to make sleep illegal.

More will be added at a later date