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Naruto: Infinity Divide by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover between Naruto and Star Trek: TOS. Starts a few years before The Original Star Trek series and takes place in the Star Trek Universe. Featuring Vulcan!Naruto. See inside for details.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 53 - Words: 323,490 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Naruto U.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8795 - Favs: 17,233 - Follows: 20,423 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 5,416 - Follows: 6,189 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Transposition, or: Ship Happens by ensou reviews
Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.
Crossover - Worm & Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Vista, Victoria D./Glory Girl
A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic (Reimagined) by RhysThornbery reviews
What if Sirius Black had been more cautious approaching Harry before 3rd year? How might Harry's life have changed for that one simple divergence in his path? A reimagining of A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic. Starts out fairly different but expect similarities. Rated T to start. Additional warnings in first author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 16,003 - Follows: 18,207 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 4,341 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
You May (Not) Be The Coolest Person Here by khazit reviews
General Summary: After the event of Look to Windward, the Hub Mind finds itself inside the head of a certain puny Earthling. What sort of butterflies can a traumatized super uber advanced AI bring to a traumatizing series with a traumatized cast?
Crossover - Evangelion & Culture, Iain M. Bank - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Shinji I.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 4,209 - Follows: 5,375 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 3,669 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6677 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 7,735 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5223 - Favs: 11,301 - Follows: 14,025 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 5,162 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Battlestar Galactica: The Guiding Fire by GunnyStacker reviews
199 days after the Cylon attack on the 12 Colonies, a chance encounter brings the Colonial Fleet in contact with the UNSC Spirit of Fire after the events of the Forerunner Shield World. Can they work together to reach UNSC space before the Cylons wipe them all out and manage to overcome the odds without killing each other first?
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,922 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 11/13/2016 - J. Cutter, Serina, W. Adama, K. Thrace/Starbuck
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 121 - Words: 225,783 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Doing Things Differently by Blufuzzybubbles reviews
Harry is going into his fifth year armed with something even more valuable than power: Knowledge. Dumbledore's worst nightmare is realized. The blinders have been taken off and from now on...Harry will be the one pulling the strings. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 236,941 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC - Complete
Harry Callahan JR by monbade reviews
Vernon gets rid of Harry by using a friend. Harry is dumped in San Francisco just after he is left with the Dursleys. Rescued by Inspector Harry Callahan of the San Francisco Police Dept and raised as his son. This story takes place in year 5
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dirty Harry - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,525 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5627 - Favs: 14,891 - Follows: 16,531 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 15,276 - Follows: 13,738 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 6,275 - Follows: 4,154 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,967 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 6,437 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5747 - Favs: 18,013 - Follows: 20,881 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,608 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 6,895 - Follows: 8,887 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Antithesis by SweetChi reviews
Coruscant's industrial zone has a lot of interesting sights - extra large spider roaches, fat crime lords, feral droids... But Obi-Wan finds none of those as interesting as its newest addition - The Slayer.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,593 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 5/2/2013
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 4,817 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Changed Fate by Illuviar reviews
In 2008, after a decade long war against Tom Riddle and his armies of inferi, the dark lord is finally destroyed. A pair of veterans from a conflict the likes of which the world had not seen since the darkest days of WWII, receive a second chance. They find themselves in a world similar yet different, where Riddle is still seeking new body and a tournament begins in Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,768 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Hermione G., Blaise Z.]
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 3,945 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Appetite for Destruction by sleepinglion5398 reviews
The War ended when Harry finally killed the Dark Lord. His reward? A cosy cell in Azkaban next to Bellatrix Lestrange. But a pact is made & during an escape, an accident puts them in another universe. Realising violence is the modus of survival, Harry fights to find his way in a world where enemies lurk in the shadows, trust is a scarce commodity & Death is just a heartbeat away...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,659 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.]
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 5,903 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 11,019 - Follows: 12,814 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 8,066 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 6,097 - Follows: 6,878 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Switching Places Evangelion by Greyff reviews
Mihoshi's a genie? Nabiki is skeptical? Ranma's Shinji? Shinji's Ranma? What else did that genie mess up?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,822 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ranma, Rei A.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 9,128 - Follows: 6,955 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35632 - Favs: 26,730 - Follows: 19,677 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Risks and Sacrifices by Slavok reviews
The sequel to the much esteemed-sorry, I just had to say that-story, Your Past, My Future, this takes place a few months afterwards. Zero has managed to provoke the most powerful man in the world to join the war. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea, but that's the only way that it can end. Lelouch/Kallen and Suzaku/Euphie is the plan.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,295 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 8,173 - Follows: 8,928 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 3,985 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 5,402 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 4,934 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 5,480 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 4,689 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
if guns existed in harry potter by Hoffman A reviews
This story takes place at the end of the battle for Hogwarts. the idea is what if non-magical soldiers took out Voldemort with a sniper rifle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
Young Justice: Red X by Hexalys reviews
Robin, leader of the Teen Titans, wakes up in a world not unlike his own, Earth-16. Isolated and stranded, he decides to take up an old alias and joins a new team of young heroes. As Red X he builds a new reputation and battles against enemies both new and familiar. Ch17: Red X fights against Klarion and is placed under a spell, making his worst nightmare a reality.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,508 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Deathstroke
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Walter Kovacs And The Wonders Of Hogwarts by RTVfan reviews
The "power" the Dark Lord knows not is a mentally ill vigilante from another universe trapped in the body of an eleven year old witch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Ginny W., Walter K./Rorschach
Hermione Granger and the Burden of Responsibility by Squirrelloid reviews
Threatened with Azkaban, Hermione Granger is helpless until rescued by Harry Potter. The problem is that Harry has a mysterious dark side which eats people. Needing control of her life, Hermione resolves to become her own hero and hopefully save all of Britain from Harry Potter. Single point of divergence from the fic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 781 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
A LESS DREARY MAN IN A TEDIOUS JOB by mabb5 reviews
A continuation of "A Dreary Man in a Tedious Job"(which you should read before you read this story). What would happen to Picard if Q did not send him back to his own reality in TAPESTRY. What if Captain Picard is now Lt. Picard S.G.? But in this new reality, there is a consolation prize. Beverly loves him. And this almost makes up for losing the captain's chair...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,231 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
Vis à Vis by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-WIP- Naruto always knew he'd had parents once, but came to realize that of the musing he'd done, he'd never imagined what they looked like. Now he has to get home without giving away that he's technically not who everyone thinks he is—the son of Konoha's beloved Yondaime Hokage. Yet between his own heart and the Fourth's intelligence, it seems that won't be as easy as he'd hoped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 174,891 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Connecting the Dots by JDKloosterman reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,918 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S. - Complete
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 7,241 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 14,924 - Follows: 16,365 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5071 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 8,589 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 3,998 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 1,172 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 10,785 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 385 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 17,274 - Follows: 6,061 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 3,982 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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