"...he’s twenty-six years old, and to this day I don’t think he’s ever finished himself off inside of a woman...”  ... Hermione and Pansy own a shop together. Pansy has a new fantasy potion that she likes to call 'The Erised Effect' that she's keen to try out on willing participants ...Boys are so easy to manipulate when alcohol is involved ...

A chance meeting at a Paris hotel. A past misunderstanding. Her lips, his heart, and something more. *One shot*

Hermione Granger often dreamed of her wedding day, but now that the day was here…it wasn't anything close. Worst of all, as much as Hermione wished that she had been dragged forcibly to it against her will, she had consented to all of it. (Dramione Marriage Law-Esque, EWE, One-shot)

“Tall? That’s what you think I should notice about Malfoy? His height?” Ginny quirked an eyebrow and licked the tip of her quill suggestively. ”Well, isn’t that your thing? Lockhart. Krum. McLaggen. Ron. The only thing they have in common is being tall enough to give me a neck ache.” Dramione Height Differences Minifest 2020.

Draco and Hermione have a go at becoming friends with benefits. From the dramionefanfictionwriters July tumblr prompt.

Could a rumored magical waterfall bring healing to Draco? That's what he wanted to find out. But little did he know his discovery would bring about another miracle. One-shot. Dramione.

(Dramione ONESHOT) Hermione and Draco find themselves locked together in a dusty old classroom while a strange virus sweeps through the Wizarding community. They must learn to make the most out of their time and surroundings, and maybe address a few elephants in the room while they're at it. (8th year)

The introduction of a Marriage Law gives Draco the perfect opportunity to sweep Hermione off her feet. "It's yours," he said quietly. He lifted a hand to her chin and turned her head. Hermione's eyes flicked over his face, just as he did the same and she tilted her face down..."And you're mine." [Complete. One-shot. Smut. Barely a marriage law.]

Blaise swears that Draco and Hermione are (Merlin forbid) hooking up, but no one will believe him.

Out of all the things Draco Malfoy is not good enough at, despising her is at the top of the list.

After her seventeenth birthday had come and gone-and the dream persisted-she knew she could no longer deny the truth, but it didn't mean she had to act on it. But the more she tried not focusing on Draco, the more it seemed she did. She caught his gaze lingering on her longer, steely gray eyes sliding over her skin and setting her on fire. Of course he'd had the dreams too. Lemon

Hermione Granger is surprised to find out that her neighbor - way across the pond in sunny California - is none other than Draco Malfoy. He quickly makes it apparent that he's not the same prat he was when she last saw him - and she's certainly more than just the bookish, bushy haired war Heroine he left behind after the War. PWP.

"It's easy to be ready for forever when that only means one night, Draco." The night that the world is ending, Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's door, one year after their breakup. Dramione Oneshot, post-Hogwarts

Hermione couldn't remember when it started. 'It' being this thrilling affair of hers with her best friend's biggest sports rival and her own academic rival - Slytherin Prince, aristocratic pureblood, and her fellow Head student, Draco Malfoy. But what Hermione did know was that she didn't care.

Some girls got hearts and love and body positivity, and an everlasting supply of chocolates. Some girls got…Quidditch tickets. Hermione Granger's about to meet the temptation of her life: a man who wants to give her all of the above. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romantic comedy. 2019 Dramione-Duet Fest entry.

Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, and Head Girl, Hermione Granger, decide to settle their endless bickering in a wager... of sorts. Tags: Teenage Angst, 8th Year, Fake Dating, Rated T for now, reserve the right to up it at a later date.

February 14th is just another day at the office for Hermione Granger. Shame no one else got the memo. HG/DM. EWE. 2/2.

Brought together by the Ministry of Magic's Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione work together to undermine the edict and subvert their arranged marriage while most decidedly not falling in love in the process.

Hermione Granger becomes Draco Malfoy's legal counsel in his fight to escape the Kiss after the Wizarding War. They both have their secrets, can they put them aside and finally be honest with each other?

Draco slammed his book shut and stood up, marching around to the other side of the bookcase that was separating his study area from another. He'd come to the library to get some peace and quiet, and to actually study. Not to sit and listen to Cormac Mclaggen berate Hermione Granger into going on a date with him. Rated T for language.

Hermione is determined to give meaningful Christmas gifts to everyone in her Ministry department. Everyone. Even that anti-social arse Malfoy. DHr Advent 2019.

After claiming she'll be bringing a date to Christmas at the Burrow, Hermione finds herself in a bind considering there is no boyfriend. Until Draco insists that he can fill the role. Faking a relationship can't be that hard, can it? After all, they've already got the tension down. [Written for the DHr 2019 Advent.]

In the midst of planning an end-of-year ball, Hermione finds an intriguing way to de-stress. *Written for DF Secret Santa*

See, Draco Malfoy had a plan. A plan that involved a large crowd, a golden snitch, and his beautiful, volatile, know-it-all girlfriend. He had a plan, and this was the last match of the season, and if he didn't catch the bloody snitch, that plan would amount to nothing. / Dramione, EWE, a wee bit fluffy

At the request of two bumbling Gryffindors, Draco sets out to tame Hogwart's very own Dragon Queen, Hermione Granger. But as his plans to seduce her turn fruitful, it may be him that is falling after all.

When Hermione becomes pregnant after a one-night stand, she tries everything to get rid of it. Only after St. Mungo's staff confronts her with the conservative realities of a post-war wizarding world and the father of the child, does she realise how big the mess is she is stuck in.

It all started with a jar of marmalade. One shot.

He loves her. He can't get over how much he loves her. But she's not his. Not completely, and that's something that has to change, or it will never be enough.

When Hermione approaches Draco Malfoy proposing a fake relationship between the two of them as part of a scheme, he's eager enough to participate - the potential benefits outweigh any costs on his time. But as it all progresses, Draco finds himself wondering what it would be like if what was 'fake' was real.

Sometimes it takes a little liquid courage to share what we really think. Dramione/Nottpott.

After a potions accident reveals her innermost thoughts to Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger is in trouble.

It had been three weeks since Hermione had worked up the courage to tell Draco how she felt, which meant it had been three weeks since she'd seen him or spoken to him face to face, because it had been three weeks, to the day, that he'd shot her down. / EWE, Dramione

"If ever there were two people from more different worlds, I'd be shocked. This article says a charm will identify our soulmates, and there's a little blurb about how your soulmate is the person best suited to you. He and I are as dissimilar as people can be." / EWE, Dramione, M for Mature Content, A Marriage Law & Soulmate Charm Fic

"I'm not going anywhere, Granger." He gave her a smile that crept up his pointed features. "I am living in my court-ordered exile in my court-ordered flat. You're the one choosing to live here." "I'm not leaving, Malfoy." She planted her hands on her hips and her feet on the floor. "We'll see."

Sneaking away for a weekend in the woods with your fake boyfriend and your best friends is bound to have its hiccups, but no one could prepare for what this weekend has in store.

Eighth year Dramione written for DFF's Sounds Like Dramione 2019 competition. Runner up: Best Romance, Best Draco Characterization, Best Smut

"Before you say anything," Harry said. "I am not setting you up. I told Malfoy he could bring a date, and he said he wasn't seeing anyone. And that was after, of course, I knew you'd be coming. It just worked out this way." He leaned back, his face apologetic. "Please, say you'll come." "Oh, Harry." She pursed her lips. "It's your birthday. Of course I'll come." / EWE, Dramione

The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals romantic compatibility. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm's Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences is a foolproof method of determining whether or not you've found The One. It's also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.

Professor Granger doesn't think she's looking for anything more than Professor Malfoy's offering. Until he isn't.

Hermione is incensed by sexist advice shared at work. Draco makes her feel better. Many times over. Cross-posted from AO3. Originally written for SD Valentine's Smut Fest 2019. P with a little P.

"He's cheating on me," Hermione said as her fingers gripped the fabric of his tee shirt. "Ron. Ron's cheating on me." Saying it out loud was strange. The words were true, she knew, but they felt like lies. Like some awful story. / Dramione, EWE, M for language and Content in Epilogue

The war is over, and Draco Malfoy is tired of being the perfect, obedient pureblood heir. Now he wants to lose his virginity, stat. And since Draco is back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, there should be plenty of opportunities... right? Dramione.

Draco Malfoy is nothing if not polite to Hermione Granger. And she's had about enough of it. DxH Lemon

Draco is enchanted by a mysterious beauty at the Annual Ministry Masquerade Ball, her mannerisms and scent so like the witch he longed for. Could he be holding the woman of his dreams in his arms?

Little oneshot- With so many social events to attend, Hermione has to find some way to have some fun. Teasing Draco is just an added bonus.

In the dream, she was in a room filled with floating sparkles, almost like tiny stars. There was a silvery quality to the air. The air was cool, but her skin was still flushed. She felt compelled to move toward him, even though she couldn't see him yet, as if he were a beacon and she were lost at sea. / EWE, Dramione, one-shot, M for sexual content

A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.

"Forgive and forget," Slughorn said, pacing across the front of the room, hands across his wide belly. "We all have a lot to forgive," he paused for dramatic effect and looked at them over the rim of his tiny spectacles, "and a lot we'd like to forget." / EWE, Dramione, One-Shot

It's Draco's birthday and he's a grump because no one remembered... almost.

As Adarlan heals from the war, former Queen Georgina wants stability for her kingdom - stability added by her son getting married and producing an heir. Her son isn't quite as eager, and she wants to know why. [A dramedy about the Havilliard family post-KoA]

Draco Malfoy likes to win and get his own way, but he's finally met his match in the Head Girl, Hermione Granger. When the pair get entangled in a bet, Hermione is determined to win, even if it means using Slytherin tactics and turning the tables on the cunning Head Boy. Racy, Dramione one-shot.

But... there was only one bed. A bedsharing gift for my beta and love, Ravenslight.

Draco brings home a cat with curls.

Hermione's always a step ahead of him, even with this. Dramione. DPOV. Citrus warning.

Who knows what's really going on in the Restricted Section anyway? Lemons. Dramione.

One dream per year. Her name in his handwriting. It wasn't enough, and the longing would only get worse. Soulmate Dramione written for the Hermione Smut Fest 2018. Very explicit lemons.

She tripped. She'd been tripping all week and always when he was around to catch her. It hit him like a bludger to the head. "Granger," Draco said, "have you been hitting on me? Literally." Fluff and Lemons.

It's girl's night out, and Luna's got a magic pair of glasses that can help Hermione to find the man of her dreams. Hermione's not looking for anything special, though, she just wants a good kisser. (Written for I was BOTWP, and inspired by the music video for Findin' A Good Man by Danielle Peck.) S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME

Granger's Amortentia smells like him and Draco can't understand why. More importantly, he can't let her figure it out.

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete

COMPLETE: Draco has been pining after his partner at the DMLE for years, but refuses to put his career on the line when there's a chance his regard for Hermione is unrequited. But when the two are sent undercover into the field, they find themselves in a hotel room in Munich for the night... and there is only one bed. What's a wizard to do? [Dramione/PWP] Written for sarenia.

A few months into their relationship, there's something that Hermione's not telling Draco, and he's determined to get it out of her.

Hermione is very busy and not at all hiding. Not the first time, not the second time, and definitely not the third time Malfoy stopped by her office.

Harry Potter has absolutely had it with Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Something must be done. Post-Hogwarts. HG/DM. I own nothing.

At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.

Draco and Hermione travel to Hermione's parents home to celebrate their first Muggle Christmas together. Draco learns about her crazy Muggle traditions, all whilst trying to dodge Hermione's sneaky sexy advances under her parents roof.

[Complete] The first night they had spent together after the defeat of Erawan all they had done was collapse onto Dorian's narrow cot in the tiny room his was sharing with Fenrys, clutch at each other and sob. Or Dorian and Manon post Kingdom of Ash.

Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME

Draco has always wondered what it would be like to have Hermione Granger call him 'Professor' and submit to him. After a series of clandestine meetings around the castle with her, he finally finds the courage to suggest these fantasies become realities.

Draco is thrown into a tailspin of lust and frustration when he falls under the spell that is Hermione Granger's needing. Her allure is undeniable and he must fight against the pull she has on him or fall into dangerous territory. Will he leave her to suffer, or will the desire to tend to her be to great for even Slytherin's coldest snake to deny? ONESHOT

The weather is unbearable and magic is on the fritz. Draco Malfoy decides to hide out in Hermione Granger's dorm, whether she appreciates it or not.

Adamant to test her cure-all before she and Draco are fired from their jobs, Hermione takes matters into her own hands—and pressures Draco to dose her with the strongest love potion in existence. Written for Dramione Duets 2018.

It takes a heat wave in the middle of summer, a bet, and copious amounts of vodka for one of them to finally make a move. [ONESHOT]

"You know we can't keep doing this, Malfoy." "How many times have you actually said that, Granger?" He moved closer, prompting her to step back. His fingers were tracing patterns on her exposed flesh, stirring that familiar ache in her belly. "And yet here you are, coming back for more."

On an early day in August a few years after the war, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger run into each other at the Three Broomsticks, which soon leads to the start of a strictly casual, no strings attached, summer fling. The only condition? At the end of the month, it would all be over. But will saying goodbye really be that easy to do?

The Library of Alexandria is not for just any witch or wizard. Many bookworms may try but few are permitted to pass through its doors. The books residing there are ancient and powerful and, if one happens to make a mistake, the consequences can be rather— novel. COMPLETE.

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”

North of the sixty-fifth it is cold. Hermione takes pity on an unprepared Draco Malfoy. The snuggle is real, y'all! Bedsharing trope inspired by the Dramione FanFiction Forum (18 ) Facebook group.

If Hermione were asked what she sexually identified as, her immediate response would be "Bibliophile." Sex had never appealed to her. It was messy and counterproductive. She'd always found much more interest in reading about it. But when she and Draco Malfoy are trapped in the library with no way out, will she be swayed to give it a second chance? one-shot. smut.

Ministry Galas are indefinitely boring. Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter join forces to bring their best friends together. Love, whiskey, truth and temptation own the night. Five years Post-War. HG/DM PP/HP

It's Draco's birthday and besides his mother, Hermione's the only one who remembers. He basically gets to have his cake and eat it too. ;) All in all, a nice birthday. ;) Set post Hogwarts, not epilogue compliant in the slightest. Hermione owns a bookshop, Draco rents the office upstairs. One Shot. Mind the Rating. bg Hinny.

Hermione loves him. How infuriating. Draco POV. One shot. Dramione. Post Hogwarts. Not Epilogue Compliant. Mind the rating. Mentions of Hinny.

He only asks that one sliver of his soul stays clean. He's not convinced he's succeeded when they return him to her.

Bonded by the Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione spend their days trying to kill one another. But when one of them gets a chance to fulfill that wish, what will they do? Post-Hogwarts, Dramione, a oneshot.

What happens when you mix one neurotic witch, one insatiable Slytherin, and one illicit Time-Turner? Dramione. 7th Year AU. One shot.

Instead of romance, they'll settle for something more like a business partnership. However, the problem is always in what you don't say.

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Daphne has vengeance on her mind. Theo is uptight. Hermione wants to promote house unity. Draco just wants to keep a low profile. Everything falls to the wayside when someone spikes the Champagne with a lust potion. Dramione. Oneshot.

Tired of playing puppet, and carrying the burden as Magical Britain's most famous token Muggle-born; a night of lust with the social pariah of a ruined House sets her on the course to getting back everything that was taken from her. The war is over, but Hermione's reign has just begun. [abandoned]

When Draco Malfoy runs into an old flame outside of the Three Broomsticks on Christmas Eve, he's suddenly reminded that he made a very big mistake by leaving. One-shot. Written for the 2017 Strictly Dramione Secret Santa Fic Exchange. Prompt #30: Chance encounter. Christmas Eve, the Three Broomsticks, Post Battle of Hogwarts, EWE. "Why? Are you afraid, Malfoy?"

One-shots and drabbles about a certain Witch-Queen and Havilliard-King. Second collection following 'Ice and Magic.' Manon and Dorian Manorian Manon x Dorian

Hermione meets a mysterious man at night in exchange for information pertaining to the war. Post Hogwarts. Voldy wins. Rated M for lemons. -Written for Dramione-Duets on LiveJournal

A different take on the old marriage law trope. Read on for an emotional but satisfying roller coaster as your favorite pairing learns to love one another. One shot!

Manon and Dorian take advantage of a rare night alone in a cabin in the woods.

Draco's training Hermione at one of the Order's locations, but things get a little hotter than usual. Dramione. Lemon. Fluffy-fluff.

The war ended over two years ago, but Hermione still feels the echoes of strange memories from that time, as though something is missing or has been taken from her. When she sees Draco Malfoy at a Ministry ball and collapses, falling into a coma, the truth about their past together is revealed.

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

"You want to know why?" he growled, his eyes burning with feeling. She'd almost forgotten how he had this uncanny ability to rest his entire existence in his stare. How powerful it felt, that something so simple as the way someone looked at you could cut you open. D/Hr, one-shot. Complete!

(Post BotW) "You're like a puppet, you know. You do exactly as you're told and you never seem to have any opinions about anything. It's frustrating. Sometimes, I wish…I wish you'd act like a man."

"You as my Healer; me as your patient; arrived under the circumstances of my noteworthy occupation with a broken nose, only to be fixed by you, the girl who once despised me, and coincidentally, broke my nose when we were children."/ "Will you be narrating the rest of our encounter, Malfoy?"/ "Oh, is there more?" [Healer Granger/Quidditch player Malfoy] [complete]

*COMPLETE* Dragged to Malfoy Manor, Hermione is tortured for information on Harry's whereabouts. When the Cruciatus curse proves useless, Bellatrix settles on a heinous course of action to loosen her tongue. Forced to come together under threat of death, Draco and Hermione are about to learn there is more to their relationship than hatred.

After a disastrous assignment between their offices goes awry, Draco Malfoy finally gets the chance to admit his feelings for a certain muggle-born witch, much to her ex's dismay. Will he regret his actions? Humor and fluff await!

Draco Malfoy hears from a very reliable source that Hermione Granger could kiss a man senseless and intends to investigate for himself. In usual Slytherin fashion, he'll use this knowledge to his advantage.

Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D

Heartfelt one-shot Dramione. Draco and Hermione only have the starlight. It's their only connection to when things were better. To when *they* were better. Can the starlight help them find their way back to each other? Rated M.

No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione. WINNER for Best Drama/Angst and Best Tragedy in the Winter 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards!

Snipets of life from our favorite princeling and witchling. Dorian x Manon Manorian (These one-shots were made Pre-EoS!)

A year after the Battle of Hogwarts everyone decides they'll go out to celebrate. Too much alcohol and an accidental bonding ceremony later and Draco and Hermione need to figure out how to escape a marriage neither wants. Dramione. ONE-SHOT.

"No emotional entanglements. That had been the agreement at the beginning of this, and if I want to keep seeing her, I have to make her think I'm living up to that end of the bargain..." Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger-Weasley meet at a married swinger's club & become involved. Post-Hogwarts ( 10 years). Dramione. Romance/Angst/Drama. 2015 Dramione-Duet entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)

Hermione wakes up, hungover and tied to a stranger's bed, with no recollection of how she got there. "I know you're not asleep," he said. "Because if you were, you'd still be snoring like a troll with a head cold." Dramione one-shot.

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

What would happen if Draco had feelings for Hermione Granger long before the Golden Trio are captured by snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor? When he sees her being tortured by Bellatrix, he risks everything to save her life. But things are never that simple. Draco POV.

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

"He tried to suffocate you in your sleep, remember?" "Nonsense! He was just cuddling –" "On your face." A fluffy one shot with a dose of humour.

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

When Hermione accidentally drinks an aphrodisiac potion, it leads to an interesting afternoon for the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Fun, light hearted one shot.

When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE

Doubt was a funny thing. It was like a tick; harmless on the surface, but when it burrowed in deep, extremely dangerous. For Draco Malfoy, successful Death Eater, ruthless soldier and proud Pureblood, it may just be his downfall.

Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.

ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.

Oneshot. Draco doesn't need, nor want, to celebrate his birthday. "June fifth…" Hermione frowned. "That's today." "Ten points to Gryffindor," he drawled. "Um…Happy birthday," she offered lamely. "Thanks." His tone was clipped. "Do...what're your plans?" she asked. "Well, lunch once you get the hell out of my office."

After Umbridge gets a bit worn out from interrogating so many students, she decides to offer Draco the job in return for extra credit. Draco, always eager to please, gladly agrees. Meanwhile, it's Hermione's turn to get interviewed. Yeah, good luck with getting that information from her. Dramione threeshot, warnings for cursing, dubcon, etc.

Draco Malfoy's magically stuck with his pesky virginity and now his parents want to use it as a bargaining chip on the pureblood marriage market. That's why he's taken the extreme measure of asking an old enemy for help. It certainly has nothing to do with how she looks in reading glasses or the things she can do with her talented tongue. Nothing to do with that at all!

Hermione has insomnia. Can Malfoy help? ONE SHOT. Rated MA. I haven't written a story in a while so let me know what you guys think! :D Some GRAPHIC scenes.

As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

AU. Draco catches Hermione doing something a Head Girl shouldn't be doing. He blackmails her into pretending to be his girlfriend to get Pansy off his back. COMPLETE!

Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.

Did I really want to stop finding out if the girl I was dating reliable or not? All those morons I had tried, had flounced off to Blaise with just one glance. So we devised a plan. I meet a girl; plan a date at the muggle café where Blaise will "coincidently" pass by. I introduce him to the girl and watch how she deals with Blaise's 'irresistible' charm. That was the Zabini Test.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

Ginny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

In order to save a captured Hermione Granger from fellow Death Eaters Blaise Zabini & Theodore Nott, and to turn his life around, Draco Malfoy has to dig deep & find his courage. 2012 HP PrisonerFest entry. Romance-Drama-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.

One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes

Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

At Pansy Parkinson's hen party in Las Vegas, Hermione Granger's dream comes true when Draco Malfoy crashes with the groom, Blaise Zabini. Anything can/does happen in Vegas! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Hot Shag/Romance. Post-Hogwarts EWE. 2011 Dramione Couples Remix Fest #1 of 2 entry. Story won 3rd Place at the 2011 Dramione Remix Fest Fic Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Prequel to Smile: How did Marcus & Katie's relationship develop. Voldemort won scenario. MFKB.

A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.

Detention has never been quite like this before. But what is this potion, and why does Draco have a sudden urge to smell Hermione?

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.

After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!

A spell gone awry has serious consequences for the distance that Draco and Hermione seek to keep between them.

Draco Malfoy wants out of Voldemort's Death Eater army. But in exchange for giving Hermione Granger his wealth of info. on the enemy, he has a price: her in his bed, as his wife. FIC CHALLENGE. DARK story. Post DH-A/U. Romance/Hot shagging-DM x HG.

EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.

The penultimate ten minutes of Draco and Hermione's story. Prequel to Ultimate Ten Lifetimes. Nominated at Dramione Awards Round 6 2010 in Best Heart-Wrenching/Angst category. Complete.

AU STORY Voldemort won. Potter is dead and Hogwarts attendance is mandatory. Pure-bloods own Muggleborns and blood traitors as personal slaves. The remaining DA plan an escape but is there hope in this cruel new world? Hermione/Draco, Completed. Mature **

When she needed to get a book from the Restricted Section, Hermione thought the worst she’d have to deal with was a crazed librarian bent on revenge. Little did she know a whole other kind of trouble was lying in wait. AU 7th Year, dub-con, language. D/Hr

Five years after graduation, Draco and Hermione come to a crossroads in their relationship. With a little Slytherin help-and 1 Gryffindor-can these two get their happy ending? FIC CHALLENGE. One-Shot. Romance/Hot Shag. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE

If I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHG

Hermione needs to get up for school. Yeah. Not happening.

...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble

"I told you that I was only here to make a stupid donation to get Granger off my back, NOT to pick up some daft bint for a date." - Draco "You bet on me for DRACO MALFOY! What in Merlin's pants was going through your pea-sized brain"- Hermione. Complete.

Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.

The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.

Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!

After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.

Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.

A conversation between girlfriends, leads to a night she only imagined.

He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.

Forgetting. It's not that easy. But of course he remembered. Of course. Winner of Star's Alternative Yule Ball Challenge.

They always thought that I had moved on. Yet, behind every smile and laugh I make, my shattered heart continues to break. And as I meet Hermione Granger, I knew that my act is done. DraMione. One-shot. Draco's POV. R&R.

Award winning story on LJ! Words didn’t mean anything. Only a man who was absolutely sure of what he wanted—or was far too comfortable where he was—could tell a woman that she was the only woman he’d ever love then run off to bed another. DHr.

COMPLETE Hermione is scared of sex. Draco is not. He welcomes it with open arms, and plus he has been lusting after the prude since he could utter the word Mudblood. What happens when he finds out her little secret?

It was infuriating at times, that she depended on him to get her full eight hours of sleep. But in moments like these, when he was all she could be aware of, she knew she wouldn't have it any other way.

She held the Muggle pregnancy test limply in her hands, and the red plus sign glared at Draco dauntingly, his very own monster come to wreak havoc in his world. D/Hr

COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!

It's the first Christmas after the war, and the great divide in the wizarding world has yet to begin healing.

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery

Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Hermione and Draco has an on-going relationship. What happens when they both want more? It's what happens WHEN YOU CARE. A/N:Rated for some mild Sexual References, I hope I don't offend.

HGDM: Fluff and smut. Draco needs a friend and a place to stay. Hermione needs more than that.

“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.

Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.

In which four girls happen upon four boys in limitied clothing, consequentially causing a spur of relationships to bloom, one between Hogwarts biggest 'prude' and its smarmiest Slytherin.

Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!

It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione

Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!

Draco Malfoy hasn't kissed many women, yet he KNOWS he wants to kiss her. post-war

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

Showers can be rather slippery places...a smutty dramione one-shot

one shot The sequel to I Am Your Enemy. Draco becomes obsessed w. finding the girl who blinded him w. a spell to steal a kiss. He convinces himself it's only to know, but as he encounters her more and more, he finds he was wrong about that and more. RR!

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

Katie Bell has a little trouble with her unruly tie. In her time of need a certain Slytherin bully happens to walk by and offer his assistance. Special thanks to Sahara Page for beta reading half of it. Read and Enjoy!

Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!

In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?

NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE

The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

Katie Bell ends up spending the night in the infirmary because of a certain Slytherin Quidditch Capitan. Only she doesn't spend it alone...Read and Enjoy! Special thanks to Sahara Page for helping me move this fic along.

What do you do when you find out that your best friend’s boyfriend is your enemy? Break them up of course! It’s the right thing to do... Riiight? Oneshot, Light and Dramione.

Hermione goes on a forced holiday to Italy after a tragic event in her life. In Pompeii she runs into someone with a tragedy of his own.

There's something strange going on around Hogwarts and Hermione is determined to get to the bottom of it.

Draco Malfoy is an addict. A mint addict… A light Dramione Oneshot.

oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.

The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...

It's been three years... Three years, and something is different.

Draco Malfoy knows what he likes, he just isn't sure that he can get her. DMHG

Draco and Hermione bond over their mutual hatred for one exasperating redhead.

Christine agrees to stay with Erik to spare Raoul's life. However, she may come to find that a lifetime with Erik is more than she would ever hope to have with Raoul. EC and RM No RaoulBashing

After Bill's attack by Greyback, he's weak and vulnerable to the full moon. He's still in love with Fleur, and she's still taking care of him. And she's still perfect. But how can someone as perfect as her...still possibly love someone like him?

The War is won by the wrong side, and Katie Bell is owned by a certain Death Eater. Oneshot.

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

Hermione has just seen Ron with someone else and is found by Draco crying and injured on the flood in a puddle of bathroom water. Will he help her? sorry about spelling Mertles name wrong...you'll know

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.

Strange little MarcusKatie drabble.

COMPLETE! Post-Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) game (spoilers). Saving the galaxy doesn't mean all your problems go away. Follow the crew of the Ebon Hawk as they take an epic journey into their own dark sides in the quest for Happily Ever After.

This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.

The title is actually somewhat self explanatory. DHr, BZGW