WAVES ARMS FRANTICALLY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION

My dedicated readers,

My fanfiction Returning to Before has been completely revamped and rewritten. I urge you to go back and reread because there will be some very interesting new bits and twists. Also, if you read R2B4 or time stands still then you need to visit my poll for my next fic in the series.

Gilraen Aclamense

Hey you...yes you. I have some important stuff to tell my lovely readers so go to my homepage which is now my live journal.

hello

i'm Gilraen Aclamense

i'm 15 years old

Likes- LOTR, POTC, HP, Star Wars, CON, Artemis Fowl, Fantasy in general, traveling, singing, reading,writing, horseback riding, acting, and my bffs Gwen, Cheesy, and Lu.

favorite pairings- LOTR: Arwen+Aragorn, Legolas+OC HP: Ron+Hermionie Harry+Ginny Remus+Tonks Lily+James

leastfavorite pairings - LOTR: Arwen+Legolas Aragorn+Eowyn Legolas+Aragorn Legolas+Gimli Elladan+Elrohir(twitch) Faramir+Boromir(again with the twitch) HP: Draco+Hermionie/or Ginny Harry+Draco/Snape/Voldemort/or male Blaise Ron+Fred/George/Harry/or Ginny Fred+George POTC: Jack+Elizabeth/or Will Star Wars: Anikan+Obi Wan Obi Wan+PadME

Favorite class- Chorus and arts classes ( I take computer graphics, I'm building a 3d model of helms deep in blender23

Quotes-

If my calculations are correct Slinky+Escalator=everlasting fun

I like those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by

I've got a jar of dirt I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

"To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer" - Anonymous

‘In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)’

"Everything in this room, everything you see is eatable. Even I myself am eatable--except that is called cannabalism, children, and it is frowned upon in most societies."
- Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." -- Norm Papernick

'Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life-forms, and they'll call you crazy'. -- Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush (doesn't it just make you all warm and fuzzy knowing this man runs our country)