hermyandronforevrhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Shakespeare. Hello, I'm Leigh'sa. I'm 26 years old. I like to read. People tell me I'm weird...and I'm okay with that. I keep a jounal. I love to laugh. My friends are everything to me.I worry too much. I'm not pregnant. I like humor. I love the rain and my favorite kind of weather is when it's storming. I'm a vegetarian. I dig music. Ships I like: Ships I don't like: |
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Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
For the love of God, don't read this! by Dylan S. Thompson reviews
I'm not kidding. You'll wish you hadn't. Chapter 4: Is Snape Evil? Find out inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Fellytones & Fuzzy Slippers 2: When Blondes Attack by The Treacle Tart reviews
Ron and Hermione are getting married. Harry and Ginny have moved in together. What could go wrong? The sequel to Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers. Featuring Fanon!Draco, terribly twisted fandom clichés, and the return of the girlfriend from hell. COMPLET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,318 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tear You Apart by Kyra4 reviews
DMHG 7th Year. This story carries SERIOUS WARNINGS for dark themes. More specific warnings inside. Draco Malfoy is a bad boy. Draco Malfoy has a bad crush. Draco Malfoy is about to do some very bad things... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,042 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Goodnight by gpotter reviews
She told me she loved me, that night. Screamed it, whispered it, cried it. Told me that she’d never stop. And then she said good night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Counting the Days by gpotter reviews
Listen closely. This is the moment it happened. You can hear it when I stop counting the days.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
He Knows by gpotter reviews
My wedding gown is beautiful. It makes me sick every time I look at it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
A Comedy of Cliches by Jewelinsertwittynamehere reviews
When Draco realizes he loves Hermione, will he be able to keep her from seducing Harry? How will their parts in the new school play help him? Who is this new student from America who was sorted into Gryffindor? Romance and humor collide at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Playlists by LaraMarieNY reviews
Ever wonder what kind of music your favorite Harry Potter characters listen to and what those songs tell you about them? Well, come on in and check it out. This is quite clever and amusing, if I do say so myself. Tell me what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Plan by Mahogany Embers reviews
HPGW oneshot and pure dialog. Harry kidnaps Ginny to a little trip set up for them. Random, short, cute, and witty. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Purely Physical by burgundyred reviews
“Granger,” he’d said clearly. “I have a proposition.” She looked up at him, steely silver eyes boring into her. She trembled. "What do you say we embark on a physical relationship...purely physical." DMHG-sex-fic-with-twists!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,120 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Angst Parody to End All Angst Parodies by Playground Lover reviews
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THE VASTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENORMITY OF MY EPIC AMOUNTS OF GRIEF CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN LARGE, HARD TO READ LETTERS! OH GOD, NO! AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS! AND UNNECESSARY INTERSPERSIONS OF THE WORD NO! OH GOD, NO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
A Library With A View by The Treacle Tart reviews
Ron sits in a hospital bed and thinks about life after war. RWHG Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Immensely Evil Leprechaun by Saltwater reviews
A story of romance and mystery, drama and horror, Angst, spirituality, and some purple Speedo's... But beware the leprachauns, for they do not yet exsist in this story, and not even I have any idea what they shall do...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
Road Trip by vellagirl reviews
School is over and the war has been won (by the good guys)and the trio is in need of a vacation. So follow along on this comedic(and sometimes romantic) road trip. Please read and review! AN: right now the story isn't R rating, but I think it will get
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Latin For Parody by jade reviews
One-shot. Hogwarts is so much more interesting when everyone's in love with Hermione, original characters appear out of nowhere, over used plot lines run amok, and out of character is the motto, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Hermione G. - Complete
The Draco and Hermione Fairytale by hellakat reviews
Over the summer holidays, Hermione and Draco undergo an amazing, life changing transformation! Suddenly, they're gorgeous, redeemed and procreating like widdle bunny rabits! Let the clichés begin...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Merlin, Not Another Cliché! by The Dying Duck reviews
A series of funny, SEPERATE one-shots dedicated to sexy-pureblood-abused-cliched!Hermione and GreekGod-redeemed-snarky-cliched!Draco. Features overused plots, bizarre twists, and rampant exploitation of the characters. All in good fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What to do when one has writer's block by Calixte Ammonian reviews
Well, this started out as a case of writer's block but um ha yeah now it's turned into something much more. It kind of combines ffic and romance novels and makes fun of both. Kind of a parody. (We love both but we think it's funny)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/1/2004
It's a Classic by Seikou reviews
OMG Yay! I updated! Chapter 2 is now up! The basic plot to my story is...DREAMS! Yes, dreams. Dreams caused by the consumption of strange, overbaked foods. R&R, hope you like!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004
Trials of Affliction and Light Sleeping by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veela’s are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Tragic Magic by RonnikinSnuggleMuffin reviews
When Parvati Patil is suddenly transformed into a large moose, the rest of the Griffindors face the conflict of whether or not to eat the moose, or make sweet moose love to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2004
The Shadow Lands by Kyizi reviews
[COMPLETE]When a potion goes wrong, Hermione and Draco find themselves stranded alone in The Shadow Lands, hearing nothing but each other's thoughts. When those thoughts get a little private, will they be able to keep seeing each other in the same way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,991 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Perilous Handbook of Clichés by headagainstthesky reviews
A one-shot parody. Harry finds a very peculiar and perilous handbook, and travels through an unbelievable alternate universe where everything is upsidedown. Rated M because I like the letter M. Oh yeah, and for some grownup stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
I'm Shagging Who? by Kyizi reviews
Er...I wrote this at about 4am, I think it defies summary, but I'll try. The characters are reading fic...randomness and odd pairings ensue...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
The Unpleasantries of Life by barbieQUE reviews
Waking up next to Draco Malfoy may seem like a fantastic surprise. Not to Hermione Granger. Until, he tells her she's in his top 5. [Please read and review]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Red Headed Twit by PsychoHaired reviews
WARNING: INSANITY ok... random plotless my style fluff? you be the judge. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
No One Will Ever Know by WeasleysGirl reviews
Hermione Granger is feeling very depressed and there is only one person she feels can make her feel better - Ron Weasley but will she admit it? Rated for sexual situations, rape and language COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story by The Treacle Tart reviews
*Ch. 14 uploaded* What will a wizard do for love? Apparently humiliate himself - daily. Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione alone in the country. Who thought this was a good idea? Ch. 14 - Now What? Please R&R. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
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How to Fake a Marriage reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In Her Condition reviews
Hermione's having a baby. Join her through the trials and tribulations of pregnancy. Chapter 2 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
All My Fanfics reviews
This is a fic making fun of cliches in the fanfics of today. I’ll hit everything from Ron and Hermione to slash from songfics to whatever pops into my mind. Ch 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Unacceptable Title reviews
This is just a nonsense story of the trio’s sixth year at Hogwarts. It’s really random and crazy but does have a slight plot. It’s mostly RonHermione with a little HarryGinny. Ch. 14 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,715 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Candy Shop reviews
When Hermione buys Ron a gift he always dreamed of, she and him decide to go into business together. But will they be able to remain professional or will they mix business with pleasure? ch 10 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,519 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Pros and Cons of Breathing reviews
This is NOT a songfic. Basically it's a goodbye letter from Hermione. Rated R just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
First Kiss reviews
This is an alldialogue fluffy oneshot about Ron and Hermione. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
See Hermione Date reviews
Hermione is just trying to find someone. So she dates...and dates...and dates some more. See what happens on her search for the perfect guy. And find out if what she was looking for was right under her nose the whole time. Chapter 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Keep Me Sane reviews
Draco and Hermione have to live together in a cabin for a month to get used to each other. Will they kill each other or will they become friends...or more? Ch. 3 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hungry Eyes reviews
Hermione and Draco are studying on a hot day...or supposed to be. What happens when things get more complicated than either of them ever thought they would? Rated R for strong sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ghetto Romeo and Juliet reviews
This is a ghetto twist on the ever popular "Romeo and Juliet." Rated PG-13 for language, mild drug use, and slight sexual references.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005
