"As they say in Russia, FAT CHANCE IGOR!" -Jonsey from 6Teen

"THE GODDESS OF KARMA WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!" - Laurie from TDRR

Politics are evil just think about it: Poly= Many, Tics= Bloodsucking Parasites. Nuff' said.

"Leedle-Leedle-Leedle-Lee!" -Patrick Star

"It's a *Bleep*ing Stick!" -Eliza Orlins from Survivor: Vanuatu & Survivor: Micronesia

"I HATE her, I HATE her! I really just wanna stab her in the face." -Corrine Kaplan from Survivor: Gabon & Survivor: Caramoan

"I seem to be marooned in a land of flight attendants and Sunday School teachers. It's like my own personal Hell!" -Courtney Yates from Survivor: China & Survivor: Heroes vs Villains

"Why does he need his machete so sharp? I think he's going to kill us." -Rob Cesternino from Survivor: The Amazon & Survivor: All-Stars

My DeviantArt Account: StereotypicalVampire

If you MUST know, I'm a dude, 14 years (Go me), Don't know my blood type, I live in some remote town/city in Wisconsin (Which is part of the United States, not the great nation of Canada. Trust me, I wish.), and let's just say my name is the same as that of a Total Drama Character with a really big fan-base! I enjoy writing and reading fanfiction and I try to update my stories every month but I usually end up updating sparatically and whenever I can.

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, gaming, soccer, sleeping, eating, watching Survivor :P

Favorite Movies: Jurassic Park Franchise, Zootopia, Moana, Avatar (The blue people, NOT Airbender), Hunger Games (All three of course, but the second one is the best!) Kubo and the Two Strings, Probably anything Disney or Pixar

Favorite Books: The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Maze Runner, The Fault in Our Stars, Kingdom Keepers, Treasure Hunters, 39 Clues (First 10 books), Swindle, Chomp, Unwind, We are Not Eaten By Yaks, The Worst Class Field Trip Ever, good fanfictions ;)

Favorite Music: Go listen to your own music, I'm not gonna try to persuade you.

Favorite Games: OVERWATCH, Minecraft (Yup, I'm one'a those minecraft nerds :P), League of Legends, ADDICTING IPHONE GAMES I CAN NEVER PASS LEVEL TWELVE ON!!! Sorry...just, uh...had a moment there...

Favorite Political Candidate:

Favorite Joke Explanation: (Get it? 'cause politics are horrible)

TV Shows: SURVIVOR, Total Drama obviously (TDRR Included), Steven Universe, The Amazing Race, Teen Titans (The original; Teen Titans Go is a disgrace!), 6teen, Stoked, Star VS the Forces of Evil, Gravity Falls, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Adventure Time, Old Spongebob

Favorite Authors and/or TV show Creators: James Patterson, Rebecca Sugar, Suzanne Collins, Alex Hirsch, James Dashner, Ridley Pearson, Rick Riordan, John Green, Gordan Korman, Daron Nefcy, Pendleton Ward,

Favorite Total Drama Seasons Ever In Order

1. Total Drama Island

2. The Ridonculous Race

3. Total Drama World Tour

4. Total Drama Pahkitew Island

5. Total Drama Revenge of the Island

6. Total Drama Action

7. Total Drama All-Stars

Total Drama Favorites and Least Favorites:

Favorite Contestants: Noah, Max, Izzy, Scarlett, Jasmine, Samey, Lindsay, Duncan, Courtney, Dawn, Heather, Owen, Gwen,

Least Favorite Contestants: Justin, Staci, Amy, Rodney, Dave

Favorite Episodes: Dodge Brawl (TDI), Not Quite Famous (TDI), Hook, Line, and Screamer (TDI), Basic Straining (TDI), Brunch of Disgustingness (TDI), One Flu Over the Cuckoos (TDA), The Sand Witch Project (TDA), The Princess Pride (TDA), The Ex Files (TDWT), Sweden Sour (TDWT), Chinese Fake-Out (TDWT), Finders Creepers (TDRI), Up, Up and Away in My Pitiful Balloon (TDRI), Scarlett Fever (TDPI), Hurl & Go Seek (TDPI), I Love You, I Love You Knots (TDPI), Pahk'd With Talent (TDPI) (There are a lot of them, okay?)

Least Favorite Episodes: Camp Castaways (TDI), One Million bucks B.C. (TDA), Broadway Baby (TDWT), Backstabbers Ahoy (TDRI), Runaway Model (TDRI), Sundae Muddy Sundae (TDAS), Sky Fall (TDPI)

Favorite TDWT Songs: Stuck to a Pole, Sea Shanty Mix, Oh My Izzy, Changing of The Guards Mix, Boyfriend Kisser, We Built Gwen's Face, Wake Up, I'm Gonna Win This, This is How We Will End It, Versus

Least Favorite TDWT Songs: Baby, What's Not to Love About New York, Blainerific, I'm Sorry, Sistas

Favorite Moments: Lindsay Cursing Out Heather (TDI), Heather Gets her Head Shaved (TDI), Duncan and Courtney Steal the Food (TDI), LeShawna Slaps Heather silly (TDWT), This Is How We Will End It (TDWT), TDWT Finale (TDWT), Dakota's Transformation into Dakotazoid! Rawr! (TDRI), Scarlett Reveals Herself (TDPI),

Favorite Couples: Izzy/Owen, Izzy/Noah, Goeff/Bridgette, Gwen/Trent, Alejandro/Heather, Lindsay/Tyler, Courtney/Duncan, Mike/Zoey, Dakota/Sam, Sky/Dave, Jasmine/Shawn, Ella/Dave, Leonard/Sugar, Scarlett/Noah, Dawn/B

Favorite Ridonculous Race Couples: Tom/Jen, Kitty/Owen, Emma/Noah, Ellody/Geoff, Stephanie/Ryan, Ryan/Carrie, Carrie/Devin, Crimson/Ennui, Brody/MacArthur,

Favorite Ridonculous Race Teams: Tom & Jen, Emma & Kitty, Ellody & Mary, Crimson & Ennui, Noah & Owen, Geoff & Brody, Sanders & MacArthur, Jacques & Josee,

Ridonculous Race Teams That I Like: Lorenzo & Chet, Dwayne & Junior, Kelly & Taylor, Laurie & Miles, Mickey & Jay, Stephanie & Ryan, Rock & Spud

Ridonculous Race Teams That I Could Care Less About: Devin & Carrie, Gerry & Pete, Leonard & Tammy

Top Ten Survivor Seasons

1. Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains

2. Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites

3. Survivor: Cagayan - Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty

4. Survivor: Kaoh Rong - Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty

5. Survivor: Pearl Islands

6. Survivor: The Australian Outback

7. Survivor: China

8. Survivor: Gabon - Earth's Last Eden

9. Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance

10. Survivor: Tocantins

Top Fifteen Survivor Contestants:

1. Courtney Yates

2. Kass McQuillen

3. Parvati Shallow

4. Sandra Diaz-Twine

5. Corrine Kaplan

6. Jerri Manthey

7. Michaela Bradshaw

8. Aubrey Bracco

9. Cydney Gillon

10. Ozzy Lusth

11. Jessica Lewis

12. Neil Gottlieb

13. Jay Starrett

14. Mari Takahashi

15. Colby Donaldson

Current Stories:

Total Drama Unfinished Business- Updated Whenever: After the success of Pahkitew Island and the not-so-success of Total Drama All-Stars, Chris has decided to bring back 36 rejects that still have some Unfinished Business with the show, and is throwing them on Pahkitew Island to compete for 1 Million Dollars! Again. With the cabins and mess hall fished from Wawanakwa, things won't be as primitive as the last season. Includes Virtual Reality challenges, and classic Total Drama style challenges. Which of you favorite returnees will you be rooting for?

The Ridonculous Race: More Ridonculousness- Updated Whenever: Set about six months after the original Ridonculous Race, the producers call up Don and tell him that fans are demanding a whole new season, and who is Don to shoot that down? Watch as 18 new teams battle it out to win the Million Dollars! 18 new Teams, 26 more locations, and one Ridonculous Race! (Not a SYOC)

Complete Stories:

A Chris-mas Carol- Complete: A three-chapter fic for Christmas! During Total Drama Revenge of the Island, after giving Jo the old-heave hurl, Chris goes to bed for a good night's rest, but a good night's rest he will not get. As he falls asleep, he is visited by three spirits. The Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, and The Punk Ghost of Christmas Future. Will Chris pay for his sadistic ways?

Congratulations!

You have made it to the end of the bottomless pit that is my profile!

Izzy, tell them what they've won!

A BIG SACK OF NOTHING!

Izzy your evil cackling is just plain creepy. Please stop.

NEVER!

*Throws down smoke bomb and disappears with another wild cackle*

I'm scared. Are you scared?