Sparks fly when Hermione and her ex potions professor are forced together. A Marriage Law fic, mature readers please! **Now with Audio book available on youtube! Complete!

Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.

This is meant to be a continuation of the TV series. Each chapter is like an episode. Jimmy and his friends are all in high school now, but they still have some crazy adventures... Read and Review Please! Major Jimmy/Cindy focus.

Draco Malfoy jumps off a bridge, hoping for death but getting something very different. Harry Potter languishes in a loveless marriage and colorless world, until quite abruptly he does not. From the dark places of the universe, there is a song that echoes everywhere and nowhere. It sings of power and it sings of hunger. It will devour all things before the end. Multiple crossovers.

December 2012. Post-THoB, TRF doesn't happen. Sherlock & John are starting to realise how much they depend upon each other, & figuring out what that means for their future. I indulged myself & wrote a lot of think-y bits & case-y bits (not a whole case, but snippets) - I figure there's usually quite a lot of that going on in Sherlock's head! There will be fluff, there will be smut.

When John finds out Sherlock has a girlfriend, he's not bothered by it at all. Nope, not one bit. Sherlock, however, seems to think that it does and he's going to prove something to Watson, even if he has to use extreme measures. Rated M for inappropriate things ;) I do not own BBC Sherlock all rights reserved. This is just 1 of a bunch of dirty oneshots for my girlfriend. Enjoy!

"A man who never willingly closes his door…" Mycroft said it best; Sherlock can't be bothered with something as tiresome as closing his bedroom door every single time he paces through it. So what happens when John Watson experiences the consequence of this oversight first hand? Basically Porn-With-Little-Plot; Smut! Johnlock!

Another year over, another detestible Yule Ball to attend... Will this year be any different for Hermoine or will the season's bad memories remain as bitter as ever?

"No, Sherlock," John said firmly. "Tell me what happened to your head." Sherlock tipped his head back and sighed. He looked thoroughly debauched, lips swollen and color high on his cheekbones. "I was chasing the kidnapper. I didn't account for his accomplice recovering from unconsciousness as quickly as he did," Sherlock said. "It's just a flesh wound." First kiss/first time.

Hermione finds something odd in Snape's possession, thus starting an unlikely relationship between the two.

Lily Evans sends a letter to her son on his eleventh birthday, explaining that Severus Snape is his father. Armed with this knowledge, Harry goes to Hogwarts ready to prove to Snape that he is worthy of being his son.

For Hermione, it starts out as a question. Is it possible to 'Avada Kedavra' oneself? SS/HG

Voted 'Best Romance' 3rd Place Winner in the Snape x Hermione Category of the HP FanFic Fan Poll Awards Fall-Winter 2014 Round Summary:He underestimates her again...smutty one shot. MATURE READERS ONLY. HERMIONE IS OF AGE

Want to see what happens when two of your favorite characters...SWITCH BODIES? That's right! Arnold and Helga switch bodies! If you want to see what becomes of these two, click on this and read it! I mean...if you want to it's fine but if not...then it's alright. Please read it though! I'm sure you'll love it. (:

Sometimes, there are things that are to heavy to lift by yourself. Rated M for language and mature content.

The first time I saw her, she was naked. The first time I met her, she recognized me. The first time she kissed me was the first time I was kissed at all. This girl would change my summer and I knew it from the moment my eyes met hers. There exists many bad ways of meeting the girl of your dreams, but the way I met Helga Geraldine Pataki takes the cake. Cover by 106Eli

Hermione only wanted to see what the Potions Master was working on so late at night. She never could have guessed what he would do if he thought that she was nothing more than a simple... Hallucination. Dubcon!

When a girl is known for being strong, it can tear her apart to be looked at with pity. Helga Pataki, an 18 year old girl, had a part of herself stolen from her one night and ever since then, she lost herself. She was ready to give her life up, until someone reached a helping hand out for her. Arnold wouldn't let her fall, especially not when someone else was going down with her.

Hermione is aware of the impending war and her only option for help in her quest of seeking valuable knowledge is Snape. What will happen when the lioness corners the snake in the library of Grimmauld Place on Christmas Eve?

An innocent sketch of his crush falls into the wrong hands, exposing the truth sooner than he had ever expected. A/H. Songfic - 'Just the Girl' The Click Five.

Helga had always made it her personal mission to keep her love for Arnold a secret. She'd never ever thought that someone would overhear her monologging about him! And this guy was ready to demand absolutely awkward, terrifying and embarrassing things from Helga in exchange for not telling her secret to anyone. Cover by 106Eli

Does what it says on the tin, with a bit of a giggle first. Snape, Hermione, and lots of numbers. One shot. Mature readers, please. SS/HG

Back by popular demand, the title says it all, Hermione gets caught passing a note in Professor Snape's class.

Hermione and Snape are the unwitting victims of an impulsively cast spell. Now they are soul-bound and desperate to get out of it. But fate conspires to make sure their souls seek each other out on a nightly basis—will they find love? Or will they fight it, and each other, every step of the way? Rated M for suggestive themes; AU

Good has not triumphed over evil. After losing a very damaging battle, Hermione is gifted, by the Dark Lord, to none other than Severus Snape. What is the greasy bat of the dungeons to do with a bushy-haired know-it-all slave? SS/HG

Professor Snape has a few things he would like to show Miss Granger. Preferably while she is bent over his desk. Companion to 'If You Show Me Yours.'

Professor Snape doesn't enjoy field trips. Especially field trips with the Granger girl. Or so he thought. Mature readers only, please. SS/HG. Post-DH but Hogwarts based. One shot.

Potions Professor Granger is determined to catch Headmaster Snape's attention, trying her hand at a Slytherin approach to taunt him in to making a move. How long can he resist her fumbling attempts to slither in? One-shot.

Of course Snape would give Granger her first detention of her seventh year at Hogwarts. But where will that detention lead them? My first story, so sorry if it's not great!

Helga figured that Arnold was drunk enough to not remember anything, and she was drunk enough to think it was a good idea. But she'll soon find out that what they'd done that night isn't going to be a secret for long. Very Slight AU.

Hermione Granger shows up to the End of the Year Ball on the arm of famous Bulgarian Quidditch Seeker, Viktor Krum. What are Severus' thoughts on the matter?

Rose Tyler never imagined she would one day marry a King, especially when she knew her heart belonged to a Lord. Will the possibility of a forced marriage to another force the boundaries of the Doctor and Rose's relationship to be crossed once and for all, or will it drive them apart? **1st in the Kings and Lords series**

The many rooms in the TARDIS are up for maintenance, leaving the Ponds and the Doctor in the main room. After Amy and Rory fall asleep, the Doctor gets bored. Apparently, telling River to keep quiet and removing her knickers is the answer! Rated for a reason, people.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Post War - AU, BDMS, NOT PWP, Has a plot. Warnings inside. At the end of 7th year Hermione Granger writes a fantasy story which ended up stolen, read by the Slytherins and confiscated by Professor Snape. What will he do after he has read it?

Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!

He was always so cool, so in control, always untouched by the flutterings of the baser emotions that troubled mere humans—and always so smug about it. Well who's laughing now, Doctor? Smut. Rose/Ten. Still working on my Star Trek fic, don't worry.

When Arnold's father's journal is mysteriously burned he lashes out. He deems Helga the culprit and cuts her out of his life, but did Helga really do it? Or is something more sinister at play? *COMPLETE*

Harry Potter arrives at Hilwood to live there after the Voldemort fiasco. He meets Arnold and the crew and goes through a series of odd events with them. But behind the chaos and mishaps, Harry learns that Arnold and him are no different from each other.

Rose needs a seat. The Doctor offers one.

Wandless and bound to the chair, he could only watch as she winked at him and slowly slid under his desk, a mischievous smile on her lips as the knock on the door became more insistent. Was she really going to do what he thought she was?

A journey through time reveals the trials and tribulations of an unlikely couple. Story written from 2003-2007. Completed 2007.