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Double major! Arts and technology (ATEC) AND computer engineering! |=0|~ 73|-| \/\/1|\|!!!1!

-*-*-Quote time! From random stuff and various things that I like. See how many you can recognize! Also, this'll give 'ya a clue to my likes and whatnot.-*-*-

"Some people grow up, and some people just grow older."

DarkWing Duck: "I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neurosis that requires a five-hundred-dollar-an-hour shrink!!"

DarkWing Duck: (after finding Gosalyn drawing on his yearbook) "Has Daddy ever told you the story of the little girl, the marking pen, and the pit of eternal flame?"

Then I bust out Sudowoodo, and you're like "lol grass" so you try fire BUT IT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE SUDOWOODO IS A *ING ROCK!

"Well where would you suggest they put a suit of mystical Armor of Invincibility??"

"I like swords!"

"History abhors a paradox..."

"And i'm beginning to think the vampires committed suicide only to escape your voice."

"And if I tell Moebius that he's worshiping a giant squid, do you think his faith will falter?"

"Will you sour this reunion with old grudges? Granted, we parted on poor terms."
"You tried to MURDER me."
"And it appears that I have failed."

"Oh no. Every time you turn up, something monumental and terrible happens."

"Alas, poor Nupraptor. I knew him well... Well, not really."

When you wish upon a sadisticcrickethead / makes no difference how he's dead / when you dance upon his head / his journal's done!
(@#$% journal-completionistic cricket...)

"Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos."

"Oh, don't worry. I'm well aware that you're allergic to boredom." - I'm pretty sure I got this from a fanfic. It saddens me that I don't remember which one D:

"Nonononononononononononononono..." - Bit from Tron

"He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who... sticks out in darkness... is... FLOURESCENCE!"
Everyone else: ...
DM: Loose 50 experience.

Thief: "I want to steal his pants."
DM: "WHY do you want his pants?"
Thief: "No, I don't WANT his pants, I just want to see if I can STEAL them."
DM: "Alright, but you suffer a -8 penalty for difficulty."
Thief: *rolls* *steals pants*
DM: "... I don't believe this."

"Any plan vere you lose you hat iz a bad plan!"

[ The Happy Fun Ball of Death will return in [6] days [23] hours and [42] minutes. ]

"TECHNICALLY they're called 'Fun-Sized Mobile Agony and Death Dispensers.'"

"Ah-- Go ees an HOCTOPOOS. Oh vait, you mama already deed! Heh."

"And now he's spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."

Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magical pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

"I said NO! Dragon-bot command YOU, Sub-commander Kiss-Butt! Dragon-bot not command Waspinator, not anymore!! Waspinator sick of being evil, sick of being Predacon! And Waspinator especially sick of getting blown to SCRAP ALL THE TIME!!! Sooo... Waspinator quit! As of now. Which means Ant-bot and Two-heads can just pucker their mandibles, and plant BIIIG wet juicy one right here, on Waspinator's ...big...FAT...*STRIPEY*..." *gets blown apart*

"For honor!!"

Twilight in a nutshell:
The lamb fell in love with the lion, but the lion was afraid he would eat the lamb. Then the wolf fell in love with the lamb. The lion and the wolf tried to kill each other. The the lion got the lamb pregnant. And they had... a fish.

Save the vampire genre and destroy a copy of twilight today.

"This looks evil. Really evil. So evil I'm jealous. I should be like this."

"I am a purely evil, evil king. Let my malevolence and sheer badness awe and inspire you!"

"Everyone's all brainwashed and happy!"

"What the hell part of me is fat?? You flat-butted, three-dimensionally-challenged evil king!!"

"Inconceivable!" / "That word... I do not think it means what you think it means."

"My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!!"

"My father was the wheel! The FIRST wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with HONOR! DIGNITY!"

"I have a favor to ask of you... I wish to be kidnapped right away!!"
"Huh, wha-? Um, ok." *kneels* "I shall hereby do my best to kidnap you!"

"How can we prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist..."

"Come on, Princess. Let's ditch Sir Rustalot and get out of here!"

"Bah! Only a flesh wound!"

KILLER RABBIT ("with long, sharp, pointy FANGS")

"Son of a submariner!!"

"I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate HATE YOU!!"

"HEY! Call me a 'treasure hunter', or I'l rip your lungs out!" (after being called a "thief")

"Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!"

"Kupo!"

"I wanna be a SKY PIRATE." (even though I wasn't really that big into the game)

Edward: "Yes! I am nothing but a coward!! I'm just going to stay here by Ana's side forever!"
Cecil: "..." *drags Edward back* *SLAP*
(battle of uber-emo-biznatch status! xD)

"Got it memorized?"

"This world has been connected... Tied to the darkness... Soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little... One who knows nothing can understand nothing."

"So you have come this far, and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!"

"Kingdom Hearts... fill me... with the power of darkness..." / "No! I know now, without a doubt... That Kingdom Hearts... is LIGHT!"

"HOW DARE YOU TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES, YOU SUNNOVA B====!! If *I* can't see her naked, NO ONE CAN!!!"

The cake is a lie!!

"In Layman's terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

"You're... kidding me. Did you just stuff that [Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does] into an [Aperature Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator]? That has got to be the dumbest thing that- whoa, whoa, whoooa... bzzzztclick. Heh heh heh..." *voice changes* "Good news: I just figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emittors."

"You know, some people use something called a DOOR to go in and out of their houses..."

"My name is '[heart[music note]!?', but since that is hard for you to pronounce, you may call me Geno after the doll."

"If history is to be changed, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

"All life begins with Nu, and ends with Nu... This is the truth! This is my belief! ...At least for now."

"No, I don't want the Happy Dale Laundry. I want the Happy Dale Sanitarium. Sanitarium, sanitarium, sanitarium. Yes, like a broken record."

"There is a Happy Dale, far, far away~"

“Why do you wear a slingshot?” / “It’s called a bra. Women wear them to… um… look good.” / “Actually, that looks sort of stupid; I mean, aren’t you cold?” / “Well, you put clothes OVER it, dumb===.” / “Oh, well, I didn’t know… dumb===?” / “No, it… Bras give support to your boobs. Girls have them.” / “Do I have boobs?” / “No, I think you’re considered a guy and don’t have boobs.”
(I absolutely LOVE Kyra Wolf's REALiTY. If you're a NiGHTS fan, you need to go read it. Now.)

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