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 Author has written 13 stories for Team Fortress 2. GUYS. PLEASE LET ME BE DEAD. STOP ASKING FOR MORE CHAPTERS, THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO BE FINISHED-- IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS thank you. |
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Pyromania by XXMlg360NoScopeXX reviews
Scout's curiosity will have fiery consequences after he tries to discover more secrets about his team's arsonist, the Pyro. After all, what's so bad about what's under that gas mask? Nobody knows, and the Pyro wants to keep it that way. Why? Well, between Scout and Pyro, sparks would fly.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,839 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Pyro, Scout
Wherever We Go by Divergency reviews
"Tell me...What's the whole world worth when you've got no one to show it to?" I pulled my legs back inside the window, a tiny shred of my humanity presenting itself. I'd been shattered, abused, insulted, mistreated, and damaged beyond repair, yet I felt guilt?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,257 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Sniper, OC]
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Secrets aren't always bad by stopruiningthings reviews
This is the first fanfic I've written, so feedback would be appreciated. It's a pretty short read, involving Scout and Sniper. Any feedback would be appreciated.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
Checkmate by Mortal Anonymous reviews
RED Sniper, BLU Spy. They know they hate each other. They also know they adore having sex with each other. Neither is going to admit their own feelings might be a little on the loving side. At least not on purpose.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Sniper, Spy] - Complete
Ten Cents by Maggot Magnet reviews
Medic and Heavy have no money, no gas, and no way to escape the gas station. Time to take drastic measures.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Toys by Mortal Anonymous reviews
The Pocket Medic: object of sentiment or just a meaningless trinket? Confrontation turns copulation as Heavy needs to talk to Medic about a discovery regarding a certain soldier.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Heavy, Medic] Soldier - Complete
The Sun Causes Blindness by fudge-flavoured-nuggets reviews
...it what it says on the tin mate, its a short fluffy drabble about a blind!Scout macking on Sniper's face c'mon what more could you want?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead! by Kazhiru reviews
Scout was the happiest, and Fastest man to date. Or was. He got both his kneecaps blasted at the field, and he got taken as a prisoner for the RED. Engineer is the only one who has the slightest will to bring some light in to his life.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Playtesting by MilliaR reviews
RED Engineer and BLU Spy are enemies, but they have one thing in common: curiosity. When they are forced to spend one evening together, they decide to experiment. Warning: slash.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
Flights of Fancy by Lady Isludis
Romance novels and shoujo manga aren't the only thing Yayoi Takato is into. She still has her guilty pleasures, not that she feels the least bit guilty!
Prétear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Two Left Feet by ChaosandMayhem reviews
It's a well-known fact that Sniper isn't much of a dancer, but Spy hasn't been one to ever let the facts get in the way. Light, fluffy Sniper/Spy. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Saudade by Balloon Animal reviews
After a crippling injury leaves him incapacitated, Scout returns home to re-evaluate his life. Can anyone break this cycle of despondency?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Smissmas! by indiegrabtherope reviews
How the Pyro brought Christmas to the BLU base. Author's Note: WIP Fluff. I'm really sorry, okay. Please forgive me for any mistakes!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Pyro, Engineer - Complete
A Story About Bookstores by Maggot Magnet reviews
After accidentally allowing Scout to accompany him to the bookstore, Engineer is forced to cope with the annoying bastard for a day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
The Scout's Medic by Ellanore Rising reviews
I suck at summaries and titles... The BLU team wakes up one day to find a girl, who claims to be their new Medic... And everyone's favorite Scout takes quite a liking to her. Not sure what to call her... She's a character's descendant. But she's also a Medic, so... FemMedicXScout Smut included. Don't like, don't read. Please R&R! ONESHOT!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Scout - Complete
Diners by Maggot Magnet reviews
Sniper and Scout are due to drive a bit out west for some more ammo, but Scout gets hungry on the way.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sniper, Scout
Training by dwwfanfic reviews
Even the deadliest of mercs need a few weeks' training to get used to TF Industries' way of doing things, and that's just enough time for one Spy-to-be to develop feelings for a coworker that are contrary to protocol.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,044 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Spy, Sniper
BONK by PancakeSandvich reviews
Scout and Heavy have a late-night rendezvous. No idea what to title this so ... yeah. Live with it bros.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Scout, Heavy - Complete
Home Sick by Balloon Animal reviews
Scout isn't immune to everything. Medic is happy to prove some professional assistance.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Medic, Scout - Complete
Ceasefire by DingDongFootball reviews
Sniper always hated these quiet times, for he found they only augmented the realities and harshness of war. Thankfully for him Scout is always there to break the silence. Slash. Language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
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Shelter :: ScoutXSniper reviews
Scout and Sniper have to head to town to pick up ammo (because Soldier is a lazy ass), but end up getting lost and taking shelter in a small log cabin. (Birthday gift for AWildMagikarp)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2014
The First Ceasefire reviews
RED Scout and BLU Sniper have a forbidden friendship that they are struggling to keep together. When Scout is in an accident, it leads them to re-evaluate their friendship. Scout/Sniper pairing. Rated higher for other stuff later on.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Scout, Sniper
Memories :: A TF2 Reader Insert Fic reviews
THIS FIC IS DEAD PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR MORE AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE THANKS
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Scout, OC
Cigarettes :: ScoutXSpy reviews
A birthday gift for Ramen, AKA RedoDrawer on deviantART.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Weak :: SniperXScout reviews
Scout's been feeling down, and it's up to Sniper to help.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Scout, Sniper
Double Dosage :: MedicXMedic reviews
BLU Medic is in need of a quick heal, and ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Medic - Complete
Injury :: SniperXMedic reviews
Sniper has been avoiding Medic for some time now, and it's not doing any good. 'Medic took a sharp intake of breath. "Here Sniper, you dummkopf! Zhis is a serious wound! Vhay did you not come see me after zhe battle?" "Uh... Oi..." Sniper stumbled over his words, unable to tell the German the real reason why. He was afraid. Not of the Medic, but of his feelings.'
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Medic, Sniper - Complete
Never Forgive me, Never Forget me reviews
He was a coward. At least, that's what the young Bostonian boy kept telling himself as he lay in the darkness. It was all the robots' fault. They had come, wreaking havoc on the respawn machine, destroying everything in his path.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Scout, Sniper, Gray Mann - Complete
Sunrise :: SniperXReader reviews
Reader-chan wakes up too early and goes outside for fresh air. Fluffy Reader/Sniper moment ensues.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sniper - Complete
Envelope :: ReaderXMedic reviews
Medic is upset after receiving news of his family back in Germany. Will Reader-chan be able to help him feel better?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Medic - Complete
Savior :: ReaderXScout reviews
Heh. Fluffy Reader/Scout moments.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Scout - Complete
Stranded in the Rain reviews
Scout and Sniper drive into town to run some errands, and on the way back they're stranded on the side of the road. Sniper/Scout pairing. (Not totally slash, no lemon either. Just fluff)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
