![]() Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Ball Z, and Inuyasha. Hi i am a 26 yearold female who adores Anime and Video Games. (oh wow its been a while sence i updated this... 2 years in fact XD) I live in Texas. I am not that fond of crossovers, thou i will read a well writtenone... maybe i mainly wright poetry if I wright at all you can my writings here: http:///myhome.php?user=hiei or http:///user_info.php/173911 Yes I also have a DevianArt thingie that has actual art if you look thru my gallery :D I need to find my sketch books... You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _" Random Quotes and Sayings That I Probably Found Else Ware Will Appear Here Conflict: Stupid people SUCK! Resolution: Kill the stupid people. Note to self: Killing people is illegal. Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver - Random T-Shirt I Own "Talking to yourself isn't a sign of craziness until 'yourself' answers back." - Nyte Kit "Don't be a fool for the devil darling, unless he treats you a damn sight better than the Almighty!" - The Vampire Lestat by: Anne Rice The very existence of flame-throwers proves that, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin. "If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." - Unkown. "Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms." - Inga Musico. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. "If I had a dime for everytime you used the word 'destiny,' I'd be even richer." Kaiba "Blah, blah, blah. Don't you ever get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby." Kaiba Sorry I Stopped Listining Days Ago - Some random avatar i saw Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. "Dont take life to seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway." Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves. - Walter Anderson "Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago." - House It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.Without passion, we'd be truly dead. "Reach for the moon, because even if you miss you'll still land among the stars." - Les Brown "They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then, they will have my dead body. Not my obedience." - Mahatma Gandhi "Thoughts are more important than beliefs." - Unknown. "When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done. Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed. And don't resent me, and when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory. Leave out all the rest." - Linkin Park "I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things." - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance "Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy? It's not nice to look at people like that; they might begin to think they really are crazy and then they might go all psycho on you!" (said to a cat) - unknown "You'd have to get better to be crazy."- Madea Goes To Jail "Don't talk it makes you sound stupid." -Yusuke Urameshi "God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live." -Stephen King "So tell me, what's it like to live in a constant haze of stupidity?"- Hiei Jaganshi "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." Sirius "Underestimating the power of the small can be a costly mistake." Yami "I want to fashion that into my mind forever: Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret." Ron A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun! Few women admit their age; fewer men act it. Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground. Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity. I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere... Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. It's you and me against the world. (puts on helmet) We attack at dawn. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Why are wrong numbers never busy? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected? it is true that you dont know what you have until its gone... but isnt it also true that you dont know what your missing until it arrives? "You ever get the urge to just do something stupid... Wait, wait...I'm getting an idea... "I ask for so little... Just let me rule you, and you can have everything you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave." - Jarith from Laybrenth It's not about being the best; it's about being so incredibly bad that the world can't possibly ignore you. Friendship Prayer "Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!" --a sign in a random cafe "Imperfection is beauty, and madness is genius. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." "Sometimes I go into my own little world...but that's okay, they know me there." "When you come to the edge of all the light you know, "Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance." "Some people are runners, and some people are doers. Runners wish they could do. And sometimes, doers wish they could run." -"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking." "Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!" "Everytime I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate." "Best friends, When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it." Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.- Douglas Adams Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams I found this too funny to not put on my profile. I hijacked it from someone else, though. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Chuck Norris Yes. There is a Chuck Norris section on my profile i thank he is awsome. (This is from BleedmetoINSANITY's profile who took it from Dragon_of_Twilight's profile.) 1. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plan with his finger by yelling "BANG!" 2. In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records, it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. 3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 5. Chuck Norris can murder the dead. 6. If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 7. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. 8. Chuck Norris knows where the lost city of Atlantis is, because it sank when he roundhouse kicked it. 9. Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land. 10. The devil only went down to Georgia because that's where he landed when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him out of hell. 11. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 12. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 13. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. 14. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 15. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is. 16.A Chuck Norris-delivered roundhouse kick is the prefered method of execution in sixteen states. 17. Chuck Norris doesn't have to write books; the words assemble themselves out of fear. 18. While taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. 19.Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. 20. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. 21.When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet - the ocean gets Chuck Norris'd. 22. At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse 23. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. 24. Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder 25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of 26. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 27. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. 28. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. 29. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a 30. There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris ... Just kidding, 31. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. 32. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. 33. Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company, the 34. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 35. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today 36. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never 37. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of 38. Someone once challenged Chuck Norris to arm wrestle... that person is now 39. A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him what his favorite 40. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one 41. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into 42. When he is alone at night, Chuck Norris likes to wear slippers with bunnies 43. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 44. It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden 45. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. 46.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earheart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. If you wanna know more about me read this; If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. 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