Meg: This is not L bashing! Don't kill me fangirls, I'm one of you!!

Orla: *huffs*

Meg: Orla has been banned from this fic because of making inappropriate suggestions..so my bro Mikio will do the disclaimer today

Miki: Megumi don't own DN...if she did, Matt would be in from start to finish and he and Mello would be dating (yuk!)

Meg: now...on with da show!

Annoy Note

L. Lawliet

1)Replace his sugar with salt

2) Ask him if he's a gay pervert (chained himself to light...watching his every move on hidden cameras...)

3) ask him if the reason he won't sit is cause he's got piles and it hurts to sit down

4) show him yaoi photos of him and light,

5) ask if you can borrow his eye-liner

6) take his ice cream away and tell him you'll only give it back if he wears socks for a day

7)sneak up behind him and whisper "shinigani!" in his ear

8) change his ring tone to Tubular bells and every time his phone rings shout "I HEAR THE BELLS! WE'R ALL GONNA DIE!!

9) constantly say you know Nears his son and ask who the mother is

10) if he's say Near can't be his son cause he's never slept with a woman say "its because your gay isn't it"

11) Play with his voice scrambler so next time he uses it his voice sounds like a girl

12) Say he looks like a Panda

13) Point out the fact he knows exactly how Kira thinks, and say this makes him a suspect

14) convince the rest of the task force that he is Kira (wonder what Light would say)

15) tie his feet to the legs of a chair, forcing him to sit normally

16) threaten to post his real name on the internet if he doesn't share his cake with you

17) Ask him repeatedly if he's a virgin

18) if he says yes laugh and if he says no, point out what he said at number 10

19)Tell him Halloween was cancelled

20)when he's in the room pretend you don't see him and pull out a black notebook, write someone's name in it, after 40 seconds laugh uncontrollably. if he questions you act shocked and sheepish.

21) Give him sleeping pills

22)Take his cake and eat it in front of him

23) Call him any letter in the alphabet except L

24) tell him he needs to condition his hair

25) force him to watch Oran High School Host Club and when Huni-sempai comes on point and shout "look L its you!!"

26)When he's in the shower take all his clothes and leave him a Sherlock homes costume to wear

27) After every sentence he says shout "Its elementary my dear Watson!"

28) Put cod liver oil on his thumb so it tastes gross when he puts it in his mouth

29) If he complains about number 28 say he's to old to be sucking his thumb anyway

30) Finally, lock him in a room with drunken Misa and a stack of LxLight yaoi fanfics for an hour (be sure to tape the event so you can sell it to Sakura TV)

Meg: Me and Mik are not responsible for any ruining of genius minds caused by this

Miki: Meg no one reads AN any more

Meg: WHAT!?! *Misa style*

Miki:if you liked this please comment

Orla: can i talk now??

Miki/Meg: errm...NO