I'm a crazy fangirl, who just loves anime. My stories are kinda awesome, and so am I ~T_T~

Yeah I really have no life but I will write If anyone want a story or has a request... PM I'll help you out! I really love to write!

My top 2 favorite anime and mangas are GHOST HUNT and FAIRY TAIL

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- Pick your birth month.

- Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.

- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.

- Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

JANUARY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous.Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations Hardworking. No difficulties in studying Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:

Loves to joke. Attractive(I'm not sure people say it so who knows?). Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises(Yeah I love to write and get the praises in the review it makes me feel that i can do something...). Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.(yeah the whole end of it describes me the best...)

SEPTEMBER:

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:

Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with.

Easily to talk to, though hard understand. Thinks far with vision yet complicated to know. Easily influenced with kindness. Polite and soft spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone who always on his/her mind. Hesitating tends to delay... choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental.Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Lovable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty and handsome. Easily bored. Fussy seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

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If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mitchan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, LaharlCrazy1120, seshomaru94, Naruisawesome, fairytail-cedes

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

My cooking skills are so good, the smoke detectors cheer me on.(Can't bold this cause I'm good at cooking... and I have a food business.)

Sleeping with ALL your stuff animals as a child so none of them got offended.(I'm not the normal girl most find... so I didn't care much for them...)

No, I am not single. I'm in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (Yup...that's sooo me...)(To add on yess so true... if I ever have one...)

10 AWKWARD MOMENTS! (This is all ME!!!! LOL!!!!! XD)

That awkward moment when...An awkward moment isn't so awkward but should be. So it's awkward because it's not awkward.

When someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

When you realize school is tomorrow and you did none of your homework.

When your friend gets into trouble for something you did.

When someone is mad at you and you don't even know what you did.

When you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain just made it up.

When you want to laugh in a serious situation.

When you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it and everybody thinks you're lying.

When you're doing weird stuff then realize someone was watching you the entire time.

When you're left alone with someone you just met...

The Stupid Test!

Put an 'x' next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all the 'x's'. if you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid. Do NOT take this seriously.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.(Sadly even food... *sigh shakes head in shame*)

(x) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(I wish...)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (I DID IN THE MIDDLE OF A STATE EXAM!!!!! LOL!!!!! THEIR FACES WERE PRICELESS!!!!)

Total= 4

(x) You have ran into a tree.(I did a lot as a kid, I think the trees got Mad, cause then the branches started to fall and knock me out still to this day...)

() It IS possible to lick your elbow(already knew...)

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.(already knew...)

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.(HEEHEE)

(x) You have choked on your own spit.(yes... I talk to much...)

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (I'm just so used to reading and automatically editing things...)

(x) You just looked at it.(had to...)

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

Total= 5

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.(LOL Yes!!!!!!!)

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class.(Once...)

(x) If someone says “fart”, you laugh.(LOL)

(x) You just laughed.(LOL!!!!!! XD!!!!!!)

Total= 6

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.(And people say its not possible...)

(x) You tell a story, and forget what you were talking about halfway through.(I have a bad memory I swear I'm super old in the mind...)

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (ALL THE TIME!!!!!)

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (Yesss!!!!! and I'm good at Math!!!!)

Total= 4

(x) You have eaten a bug.(Yeah... We do it everyday anyway... they are in our food... so who hasn't?)

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.(LIKE WRITING MY NEXT CHAPTER... LOL)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (okay all nighters are a killer...)

(x) You’ve looked all over for something, and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.(like I said i have bad memory... so sad...)

Total= 4

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you, if you don’t, even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.(yeah things around just break like technology...)

() Your friends know not to use big words around you.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.(yes its a habit... been told its cute too...)

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.(when I laugh hard...)

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.(NO too LAZY... Yet I fill this out...)

Total= 3

My Total: 26 (*sigh* LOL YES I KNOW I WEIRD...)

My Alternate Names : 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Merizzle (okay??)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Turquoise Wolf

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Mona Lisa

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Reemeard (What the crap?! What is that?)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Baby Blue AW

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eeioedde (O.o weird... How do you say that???)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Colour, and the name of one your pets): White Ginger (Awesome!)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (color, and something that can go wrong): Black Coma

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Blue Hook (O.O XD)

11. YOUR ANIMAL NAME: (First 2 letters of your mom's first name, last letter of your dad's name, last letter of one of your pet's names, first 2 letters of your favourite country): Cainyja (... What????)

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1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?

Love story (lolmy love story)

2. How would you describe yourself?

Call it Whatever (Wow so true cause I don't care what you call me)

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?

Hoedown Throwdown (okay????)

4. How do you feel today?

I Don't Dance (Ummm...it's true, but...)

5. What is your life's purpose?

Ours (???)

6. What is your motto?

Jealous (? not really...)

7. What do your friends think of you?

Get Back (Sorry guys... lol)

8. What do you think of your parents?

Oath (true promise)

9. What do you think about very often?

See you again... (yeah sadly.. O.o)

10. What is 2 plus 2?

The weekend (...)

11. What do you think of your best friend?

You Know You Like It (Okay...NO... O.o)

12. What do you think of the person you like?

The Heart Wants What It Want (lol that was pretty good run!)

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Photograph (haha awesome!)

Waking Up: The Night Is Still Young (Awww! true I never go to sleep)

First Day At School: All of me (Well I have to put wll of myself into school)

Falling In Love: Moves Like Jagger (AWW. :) Yes!)

Fight Song: Honestly (Lol yup! You will get the whole truth)

Breaking Up: Begin Again (wow breaking up is a new start)

Prom night: One More Night (Pfft!)

Life: Some Nights (Lol True...)

Mental Breakdown: Six Degrees of Separation (Haha probably fits!)

Driving:Heartbeat (That's funny...XD)

Flashback:Chandelier (O_o)

Getting back together: Opportunity (Hehe cute!)

Wedding: Say Something (Awwweeee!!!!!)

Birth of Child: The Pageant of The Bizarre (WOW...)

Final Battle: Creep (...)

Funeral Song: Since U Been Gone (Kiiiiinda... wow)

Final Credits: Soon We'll Be Found (Lol.)

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire. (Isn't that dangerous)
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 2

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach. (But just staying on the sand.)
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous
Total: 8

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 6

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (Only if it's outside in my yard)
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.(According to who it is)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 10

Light,Water, Air, Darkness, and Earth. Interesting...(I'm a whole lot of everything!!!! lol just not fire)

WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE (LOL I would do all of this)

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!!"

My Mother tought me:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning the house!"

My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't sort yourself out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week"

My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!"

The ones in bold is what my mom has said to me before! Thats like half! Lol!

TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? ( Bold the ones you are)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (I like them the same but whatever)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Unless I can get something)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (Kinda have too... Color Guard Captain...)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.(Gross Guys Never Do That...)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Try not too... I Catch Myself all the Time)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Only sometimes.)
You prefer rubber shoes and chuck tailors rather than high heels, doll shoes and sandals. (YES!!!!!)

Total: 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick You love to shop. (Lip gloss yes... shopping... hmm.. If for me maybe...)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.(Kinda my parents get mad because I wear so much Black...)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (It's like my favorite color)
You like hanging out at the mall.(I DON'T HAVE A LIFE...)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I've never watched it)
You were in gymnastics/dance.(Yeah in Color Guard)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(No make-up though Some times)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(I don't wear all of them though...)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(YEEEESSSSSS I Love My VANILLA SPRAY!!!!!!!)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(Yeah cause they look beautiful... just not me...)
Like being the star of everything

Total: 12

Result: My guy (21) side wins! Cool! ;)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I was a late 90's kid but I still remember just about all of these lol.

*A Real Boyfriend*

It will change a lot of things u thought u knew!

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

*EVERYTHING BOLDED MOST GIRLS REALLY REALLY WANT!!!!!*

When she stares at your mouth

When she pushes you or hits you

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough

When she's quiet

When she ignores you

When she pulls away

When you see her at her worst

When you see her start crying

When you see her walking

When she's scared

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat

When she teases you

When she doesn't answer for a long time

When she looks at you with doubt

When she says that she likes you

When she grabs at your hands

When she bumps into you

When she tells you a secret

When she looks at you in your eyes

When she says it's over

When she re posts this bulletin

When she says "want me to call you back?"

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
and if you do not re-post this within 3 minute you'll have bad luck with the person.

*Advice for guys*

*EVERYTHING BOLDED MOST GIRLS REALLY REALLY WANT!!!!!*

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU*

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN.

ALL TRUE...

FINE: This is the word women use to end an arguement when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.

NOTHING:means something and you need to be worried.

GO AHEAD: this is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying screw you.

THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD-WOW!:This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

Haha omg this is soo true!

oOoOoOo

IT IS HARD TO BE A WOMAN

You must think like a man.

Act like a lady.

Look like a young girl

And work like a horse.

oOoOoOo

*WOMAN'S LANGUAGE*

Yes=No

No=Yes

Maybe=No

We need=I want

I'm sorry=You'll be sorry

We need to talk=You're in trouble

Go ahead=You better not

Do what you want=You'll pay for this later

I'm not upset=Of course I am, you moron!

Guys...learn this! Lol.

Wake up in the middle of the night to pee: Avoid all mirrors. (yes...)

Airplane engine makes a sudden noise: I lived a good life. (lol)

Hear thumps while in shower: Your whole family is being killed and you're next.(HeeHee)

Turns off all lights before going to bed: OMG run for the bed before the demons get you! (SO ME!!!!!)

Elevator door doesn't immediately open: Trapped forever. (Yes!!!!!)

Realize it's too quite, where's everyone?: Oh god zombies. (Everyone died...)

Things you must try on an elevator.

-Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

-Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.

-Meow occasionally.

-Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in honor: "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.

-Say DING at each floor.

-Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.

-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce that this is your personal space.

-When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

-Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

-Call out a group hug then enforce it.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

YES! Nah, I'm just kidding...sadly I'm not *sigh*

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Well Hate is a strong word... I dislike people... Yeah(you have no idea how painfull it is to have someone scream they hate you to you over and over... TTvTT)

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Hmm...I'm just gonna say 4 maybe...?

4) Favorite candy bar?

Butterfingers!!!!

5) Favorite shoes?

Flats or Vans!

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

yes and I have been tripped

7) Least favorite school subject?

Speech... Technology...

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Not that I know of... yeah maybe...

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

yes... stupid food poisoning

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

What's the next thing I'm gonna write for my stories! (LOL YEEESSS!!!!)

12) Favorite genre of music?

Japanese

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Umm...Leo

14) What time were you born?

I have no clue... to lazy to ask

15) Do you like beer?

Never had, I HATE DRINKING!!!!!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!! It was so funny I did it to my friend and she gave her phone to her mom cause she couldn't answer any of my questions!!!! LOL

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I don't think I have any!

18) Are you sarcastic?

No...not at all XD Haha yeah I am all the time!

19) What are your favorite colors?

Black, turquoise, and aqua, lime green, baby blue!

20) How many watches do you own?

2

21) Summer or winter?

Winter! I freeze in the winter and love it!

23) Favorite color to wear?

Black and White

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Ehh...Pepsi I guess

25) What color is your cell phone?

Black, silver, and gray, with white

26) Where is your second home?

My grandma's!

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

My Family(For fun... its how we play around), and people I can't stand who push boundries!

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

yeah

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

none

30) How many video games do you own?

Too many to count.(lol)

31) What was your first pet?

My dog, GINGER.

32) Ever had braces?

NO but sadly i have to get them soon...

33) Do looks matter?

Maybe!

34) Do you use chapstick?

Sometimes

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Adam Ruiz, Joe Palmer, Chad Truitt

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

Neither but I'll say American Eagle since I've never heard of Abercombie (Same)

37) Are you too forgiving?

It's according to what the person did! But yes I am And I think thats kind of not good

38) How many children do you want?

Two or three.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

OMGOSH Yes!!!!!! anime shirts and clothe for some cosplay!!!

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Cookies! Hehe!

41) Do you own a gun?

... that for you to decide

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Yes

43) When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday... when My brother left out of country for the military... shipped off... TTwTT

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Hmm...I think worked... and wrote my ff chapters... LOL thats my life

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Never heard of La Panera, so Olive Garden!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

Yeah...and Dad Lol.

47) Ever been in a castle?

No, but I want to!

48) Nicknames?

Cedes... Benz... weirdo... idk...

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

I do not.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

No but I want to!

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

What the crap is that?!

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

YES!

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

... no...

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

not yet...

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

hmmmmmm...

57) Do you dye your hair?

No, never!

58) Does anyone like you?

How am I supposed to know... yes I know a few...but others clueless?

59) What year were you born?

...9

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

...I wasn't even born!

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Nope.

62) McDonalds or Wendy's?

McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself?

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

both...

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Personality. And nice eyes...and hair :D

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

I'm terrified and I know I shouldn't be... its just things are in the darkness that I cant see... I can sense it...

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

Are you crazy?! No!!!

68) Do you own a webcam?

Nope.

69) Have you ever stripped?

Yeah, all the time! It's so fun! NOT!!! Why would I strip?! Lol.

70) Ever broke a bone?

Yes... (long story) Bullies sum it up...

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

No.

73) Pringles or Lays?

Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

No, not that I'm aware of...Maybe

75) Rugrats or Doug?

... I guess Rugrates...

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Full House!lol yess!!!!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

... IDK I don't really trust the adults at our school... they gain my trust with their actions

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

... yeah, but i just don't care anymore...

79) Do you have a birth mark?

yes a lot of them...

80) Do you own a car?

no...

81) Can you cook?

YYEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

82) 7 things that annoy you:

1. People who don't try when I know they can do a lot better then how they are now...

2. When little kids say 'You're not the boss of me'. You just wanna...

3. People who make the choose of doing something wrong knowing full well they will get in trouble for it later, but still do it when you warn them...

4. People who get into and take things of yours

5. People who have no respect or integrety

6. People who don't take responsiblities they need to take

7. Those who steal...

83) Do you text message often?

not a lot

84) Money or love?

Love. Love is the most important thing.

85) Do you have any scars?

Yeah... even in my heart...

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To go to England and Japan...lol

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

YESSS!!!! cause I love to scare people while we watch it

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships!!!!!!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Big Red...I LOVE CINNAMON

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME GAG...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

No

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Of course. Who doesn't?!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

Ummm... my Parents

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

My little brother

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

My brother(Friend) who left in the military

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

Blood Rose a person who always reviews on REBORN AGAIN story I write and other reviewers!!!! LOL they cheered me up!!!

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

One of my friend...

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

One of my friends asking me to go to the movies

100) Who was the last person that called you?

people from work...

I'm from the SOUTH where...

Everyone pulls over to let a funeral procession pass.

We don't have fireflies, we have 'lightening bugs'.

'Taters' are mandatory while shoes are NOT.

"Y'all" is a proper noun.(so tough not to write it in my stories!!!)

"Ain't" is a word.

Chicken is fried.

Biscuits come with gravy.

Sweet tea is the 'house' wine.

Shopping carts are 'buggies'.

We never disrespect our elders.

We talk to strangers.

We wave a lot!

We love pearls, porches, & peanuts and 'Blessings hearts'.

Copy and paste if you're a true southern.

OMG! This is so freaking true! Me and my family and everyone around here do this! Well...Of course we do live in the south lol.

When you're home alone & someone knocks on your door:

10% say 'Who is it?'

64% look through the peep hole.

25% Open the door.

1% Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder.

So which one are you? Hahaha, I'm all 100 percent! XD

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

(OMGOSH!!!!!! i'm so gullible...XD)

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Better than drugs or alchohol! .) ALLL MEEE!!!!!

You check your profile every ten minutes.

You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

You repost this onto your profile! :)

How much am I worth? (Come on people! You know that you are worth a lot! Holla at me now!) :D

Natural Hair Color:

[X] Brown - $100

] Blonde - $50

[X] Black-$50

] Bald - $5

[X] Other - $75

Total: $225

Eye Color:

[X] Brown-$50

]Green - $75

] Blue - $150

]Hazel - $100

] Other - $15

Total so far: $290

Height:

] Over 7′ - $200

] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150

[X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

] Under 5'4"-$50

Total so far: $365

Age:

] 50 to 56 - $175

] 46 to 50 - $150

] 41 to 45 - $125

] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

] 21 to 25 - $50

] 19 to 20 - $25

[X]1 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $465

Birth Order:

] Twins or more than twins - $750

]First born - $320

] Only Child - $250

[X] Second born - $150

[X] Middle child - $100

] Last Born - $100

]Third born - $550

] Fourth born - $300

] Fifth born - $400

] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $715

Drink?

] I did like once - $400

] Only Holidays - $250

] Sometimes - $215

] YES - $200

] Only weekends - $300

] Every other day - $50

] Once a day - $15

] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[X] No - $600

Total so far: $1,315

Vision?

[X] Perfect vision - $400

] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

] No correction - $100

] Glasses - $50

] Contacts - $25

] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,715

Shoe Size:

] above 13 - $300

] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[X]11 to 12 - $400

] 7 to 10 - $50

] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2,115

Favorite Colors (multiple):

] Green - $750

[X] Red - $600

[X] Black- $100

] Silver- $175

] Yellow -$475

]Brown - $300

] Purple - $225

[X] White - $400

[X]Aqua - $350

] Orange - $300

]Blue - $300

] Pink - $100

{X] Other - $500

Total: $4,065

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

] Yes - $0

] Nope- $1000

[X] some - $750

Final Total: $4,815 (Hmmm...thats a lot...) Find out how much YOU'RE worth! Come on! You know you're worth a LOT!!! XD

people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.(My family all are republicans)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (And proud of it!!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (it's kinda true though...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.( I just don't like hanging out with stupid idots that treat people like crap because of what happened to them!!!!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I don't always do that, just when someone else does and still gets it wrong!)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (I don't cry though...I just get mad lol)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I am a CUTTER so I MUST be Emo.

Things you will NEVER hear a SOUTHERN say...

1. Duct tape won't fix that.

2. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan

3. We don't keep firearms in this house.

4. I thought Graceland was tacky.

5. We're vegetarians.

6. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

And last but not least...

7. Who cares who won the Civil War!

GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR AUTHOR. :D

have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

Umm...OH! Taki's!!! AND HOT TOMALES

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

Killer Whale

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Ehhh...from an anime? Ayako from Ghost Hunt, I guess. and Natsume... others!!!!!

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

I don't go to IHOP! :P

5. Last book you read?

The Ghost of Graylock...Hehehe freaking awesome!

6. Describe your mood.

...Wacky...Weird... Lazy...Myself...

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Umm...the other day I was at Color Guard Camp and they wanted us to make a rutine and I di this weird flurish and popped myself in the face... 2 weeks later it just barly started to go away...

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Kamry just like me...crazy! Haha.

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock concert.

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

A cute little baby tiger!!!!! It's soo kawaii! Mai and Naru!!!! the ghost hunt team... and Mai and Naru as chibis with tiger hats on!!!! So CUTE!!!!!!

11. Favorite Soda?

Root beer!

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

What day is it shirt... its wendeday... LOL

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

An angel... fly everywhere

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Jarassic World It. Was. Awesome!! can't wait to buy it!!!!!

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

Do anime guys count too though? Todd Haberkorn!!!

16. What's your favorite kind of cake?

Chocolate! Duh!

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Chicken salad

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

Movie stand...

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Lol are you crazy? Of course not!

20. Favorite toy as a child?

Stuffed animals!

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Yes

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Yes... hopefully good things

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

long time ago can't remeber it

24. What's your favorite fruit?

Um, I don't know... Strawberries?

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

Laughs* Are you serious? Of course!!!!! -.-

26. Do you like running long distances?

YES!

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Of course.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Purple!!

29. Whats your favorite flower?

Red/Rainbow/Black rose.

30. Do you do ballet?

Pfft. No.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Nope. never.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Fairy Tail Opener or Ghost Hunt Opener

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

Yes. -.- It's stupid.

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

100... T_T

35. Do people consider you smart?

Yes

36. How many piercings do you have?

2 both ears

37. Are you signed on AIM?

Nope.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

YES!

39. How do you feel about your family?

What kind of question is that?

40. Do you have an iPod?

No... just my phone which is android

41. What time do you go to bed?

Depends what day it is... late

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

Mercy Me!!!!

43. What movie do you know every line to?

The first Sponge Bob Movie... and Shirek

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

salt and Pepper

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

two of these Kimonos

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My cousin somewhere in Europe

47. Do you like hugs?

...Depends...

48. Last time you almost had a heart attack?

When I was on a trip we stopped at a gas station and My Baby (AKA. Dog) jumped out the window and nearly got hit by a car... -.-'

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

Mercadis... Mersadis... Merzaidiez... and so on so forth

50. Last person you hugged?

My Dad

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In God's Name.

Someone once said that...

...memories are just fractions of mind.

When we remember, we fiddle these fractions around in, what we think, the right way. Therefore, memories are creations.

To remember means to dream...

...And dreams themselves are nothing more than mere illusions.

The Fairy Tail Promise

I'll always think of Lucy

When getting something nice,

While I eat something spicy

Natsu comes to mind

When I see a demon

I'll be reminded of Mira Jane,

While speaking of Lisanna

I'll think of a crane

When I think of Elfman,

I promise I'll yell MAN!

While I see someone with eyes so keen

I will be reminded of Evergreen

Then I'll see some ice,

And think of Gray,

Who really is nice

Then when I see a cat,

I'll think of Happy

And Carle and Wendy

When I see a sword,

Erza will come to mind

She likes cake, and always hordes

Then I see iron,

And I think of Gajeel

The way he eats iron, with such great appeal

And last but not least

Here comes Levy

Who likes to read oh so heavy

So there you have it, Fairy Tail

Their friendship

Will never go stale.

*wipes tear* I love this!!

I am that girl, ALL OF THIS IS TRUE...
The one who likes books.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that people call weird, freak, stupid, and idiot.
The one who always picks the wrong people to be friends with.
The one who doesn't know who her real friends are, and possibly never will.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless.
The one who has locked her heart away to avoid the pain again.
The one who is used to being alone.
The one who is anti-social.
The one who actually found that one person to sit and listen.
The one who doesn't mind about having a lot friends, but is just glad to have some.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.
I'm that girl who knows life isn't always perfect, so far that it's not going well, but I know that people have it worse. But I will never throw my life away, no matter how bad it gets. Because I know that life will be bad, no matter what, and has its up and downs. But I also know that at one point life will get better, no matter what anyone says.

Excerpt from a dog's diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
-The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
I wonder if this is how they see us...

Lol mine probably feel this way, especially my oldest cat who's nine. The looks he gives me sometimes... *shakes head* lol. Though some of the others just love being inside and never want to do outside! XD