I'm a college student in the hills of Kentucky. Yes, they have colleges. Actually, it's sort of a fun experience. Everyone on campus is pentacles, leather, and freaky hair colors. Everyone off campus is pick-up trucks, mullets, and chewing tabbacco. And guns. They sell guns, machetes and katanas in the convenience store up the road from my dorm. The katanas sort of threw me off.
Anyway, I hope my stories amuse people.

On another note, if any of you want to take one of these ideas, mutate it, and make it your own, feel free. All of them, with the exception--and this is important--of Freakish Fairy Tales, are fair game. I like that one, though, and I feel like that's more of a story than a random collection of thoughts.

Especially the oneshots. A lot of people have asked me to continue them. I won't, I'm bored with the ideas, that's why they're oneshots. But you can, if you want, do your own continuation. Just give me a nod somewhere in the credits and it'll be fine. Take it and run with it. Some of you had really good ideas to continue those, I just don't want to. So. .. you should.

Oh, and thank you, noman, I wish you'd left some contact information. I appreciate the help. I'm going to pull Tales of the Broken and edit it, it'll be back up when it's better.