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Author has written 56 stories for Harry Potter, Mummy, Star Wars, House, M.D., and Bones. I just realized now that this page had not been updated in three years or more. Whoops! I have suddenly gone from eighteen to twenty-one. Funny how that happens! I am probably a geek; I am seven-eighths of the way through an English degree with a minor in Mathematics, I love science fiction, fantasy, and other geeky things, I buy my boyfriend computer parts for his birthday and I have an odd penchant for blurting out Star Wars lines into which I have substituted the word "pants" in class. That's all there really is to know about me! |
Harry Potter and the Magical Mystery Tour by Pain and Panic reviews
An accidental spell cast in a Muggle Studies classroom has all of Hogwarts acting very strangely. Is the Canadian Olympic Hockey team any good at Quidditch? Why isn't Oliver wearing a shirt? Is Elvis really dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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Maybe reviews
I have to tell you something, she says. Postep for Girl in the Gator.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Red Fish, Blue Fish reviews
CH12 POSTED! The star witness in a ten million dollar fraud case goes AWOL from Witness Protection. Three months later, a body turns up at a construction site wearing her clothes. Contains Season 2 spoilers
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,360 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
Downward Spiral reviews
Angela sets Booth on the right path after his fauxpas in the park but her advice isn't exactly what he expects.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Farmer Angela and the Seed of Doubt reviews
Angela contemplated an evil cackle, but decided to save the theatrics for when she really needed them. “Dr. Saroyan, can I talk to you for a moment?” 1000 words of the revenge of the one true BB shipper.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
Postep for Aliens in a Spaceship spoilers. Ex pulvis prognatur, ut pulvis revertum: for from dust are we born, and to dust return. BB ish 400 words.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
What You Don't Say reviews
Postep for Aliens in a Spaceship spoilers. Jack doesn't thank her. The unspoken look of relief on his face is more than enough. Hodgela in 300 words.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Rabbit Hole Redux reviews
Set a few months after Rabbit Hole. Booth and Bones revisit an earlier conversation. This time, though, it's Booth who's left speechless.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Roll Credits reviews
Angela would be turning in her grave. BrennanHodgins with a smattering of Hodgela and Semperance.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Rabbit Hole reviews
Angela's nagging about Booth is starting to get to her. In true Brennan fashion, she ignores the concept of subtlety when bringing this up with him.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Gravity reviews
There must be something in the air tonight, because here they are. BB.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Misdirection reviews
Directions from point A to B. HC.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2005
Fade reviews
James Potter deals with kidnappings, being Head Boy, and falling out of love. Sequel to Change. Finished! 1572005
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 3/15/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Week of Mondays reviews
Cameron and House have seven weeks of bad days. Takes place postBad Ideas, Crush, House of Cards and Spin. CH 3 10 July. Sorry about the wait! Problem with cutoff in midsentence fixed 11 July.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
Spin reviews
The Date was everything except what Cameron expected. HouseCameron, follows Crush, Bad Ideas and House of Cards.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2005
House of Cards reviews
Bedside vigils were not his specialty. Follows "Crush" and "Bad Ideas." HouseCameron. Completed!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Bad Ideas reviews
He had no intentions of stopping or slowing down whatsoever, and he didn't really think she did, either. It was still a bad idea. (HouseCameron)
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2005
Crush reviews
When she saw House come around the corner, she knew she was dying. (HouseCameron)
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2005
Milk and Honey reviews
On days after the full moon, Remus takes his milk with honey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Ginevra, Called Ginny reviews
The war is over, but Harry hasn't been seen since the last battle. At least, not with anyone's actual eyes. Ginny has always thought the proper device for seeing clearly was located elsewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Ginny W.
He Gave it to Her reviews
He gave it to her. The knowledge almost sent her reeling. It even stung, a little: Vader was her father, too, and even if she hadn't wanted the lightsaber… well, some things ought to stay in the family.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Leia O., Luke S.
Change reviews
Sirius' ill-thought-out prank, according to James Potter. First in the Paint the Sky arc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2004 - James P., Severus S.
The Dance we Shared reviews
Harry thinks he needs to run, then realizes that what he really needs is home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Nothing Like the Sun reviews
Remus-angst set shortly after Order of the Phoenix and containing spoilers for aforementioned book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
No Such Place reviews
Shortly after the epilogue of The Lion and the Unicorn, Charlie is made to face his worst fears... and the return of the Dark wizard he has fought so hard against. Chapter 5!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002
Follow the Son reviews
Written for GT's Towerstock challenge, this fic integrates our Harry and friends, random X-Files insanity, and a parenting class... oddness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
On His Own reviews
Supplementing "No Such Place", this new fic focuses on Oliver Wood and his transition from professional Quidditch player to professional misfit. Should be lots of fun. Weasley and Kate exposure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/24/2002
Dangerous Ruminations reviews
A bit of semi-random R/S-ness left over from the Sugar Quill's First Task.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Lion and the Unicorn reviews
*complete* When Charlie receives a very mysterious letter, his world is turned upside-down. Soon he is off to England to fight things he never knew existed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,039 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2002 - Published: 5/20/2001 - Complete
Dirty Words reviews
Sirius Black's best friend means everything to him. But in a world where 'love' and 'compassion' are dirty words, how can theyreally survive? For those of you who thought that line from PoA should have read, 'Black embraced Lupin like a lover.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sand and Tears reviews
Now complete! The boiling point of our protagonist's dilemma: run or stay? Things can never be as they were. Egypt holds nothing for me now but blood and sand; memories and tears. It's time to move on with my life. I know that. So why can't I do it? **An
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2001 - Published: 10/3/2001 - Complete
Duck and Run reviews
A fun Rick/Evie story, set directly after The Mummy, completely nonsensical and lacking plot, but making up for it in fun lightheartedness.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2001
Möglichkeiten (03) reviews
6th year of 'A Hundred Thousand Mirrored Futures'. With Chapters. Oh joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 5/11/2001 - Published: 9/25/2000
Letters From the Inside (11) reviews
Was "Harry Potter Retold" until Kali ma gave me a better idea. It's an AU; James didn't die, Sirius didn't go to Azkaban, Wormtail is quite dead. I'm still on Harry's first year, but I *am* making progress... New chapter (2): Halloween to Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2001 - Published: 4/22/2001
As It Happened reviews
Ah, a glimpse into the troubled adolescence of Remus Lupin. Though not strictly romance nor angst, he does have a bit to say about this (or rather feel; at this point he's not one for talking much, and who can blame him, being in love and everything...) [
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2001 - Sirius B.
Promise reviews
A little darkfic for those of you who're interested in the horrors that befell our marauders. Sirius/Remus slash, surprisingly, and probably the last piece like this I'll write. I wonder if I have any more dark in me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 4/23/2001 - Sirius B.
We Stand Together reviews
Harry and Ron decide that Hermione's been working too hard and that she needs a vacation. Therefore, the three of them have Christmas at the Grangers'. (R/Hr)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2001 - Hermione G.
Road of Life (10) reviews
New chapter (Past Spectres) is the last chapter- the resolution of a few things and a couple more interesting aspects of James' life as Minister of Magic... lots of fluff, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,086 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 4/8/2001 - Published: 10/31/2000
Twelve Shades of Blue reviews
A nice piece of Ron/Hermione fluff. Ron talks to Herm about the night of the Yule Ball, among other things. Very fluffy, very cute. If only there was a
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2001 - Hermione G.
When and If (01) reviews
Part one in a very long series, this is obviously the beginning. The past changes the future when something unexpected happens in the time James Potter was at school...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,464 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2001 - Published: 9/17/2000
A Visit To Gryffindor Tower (finished) reviews
Everyone's favorite Seekers have a heart-to-heart and do some exploring into the world of fanfiction. Latest chapter: Can Harry & co. escape from egroups.com?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 2/5/2001 - Published: 12/10/2000
Sleight of Hand (06) reviews
Don't have to read my AU to understand. It's kinda long, though not as long as IDKYA. Allya goes away to boarding school, her and Remus' thoughts, and her return a few days before Christmas. Could be a bit more than PG13 but nothing bad enough for R or NC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 10/12/2000
Anything for You (07) reviews
More of AHTMF. Rating is consistent with that of latest chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 9/4/2000
Something More reviews
Inspired by Might-Have-Beens by C. E. Grant, but you don't have to read that to understand it. It has Lily/Sirius written all over it... with a little bit of something more (James). Set in February of their seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 1/1/2001
So This Is Christmas reviews
It's just a sweet little piece about Christmas at Hogwarts... a James/Lily fic, of course. Lots of Romeo/Juliet mush type stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2000
The Hat Said, 'Gryffindor' reviews
How did the Hat feel while it was Sorting Peter? My version of what was going on that fateful day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2000
You Can Leave Your Hat On reviews
The Full Monty meets James Potter- Am I crazy? Maybe, maybe not. (But as long as Sirius- M. le Dead Sexy is involved, you don't care, right?!) I think it's funny... but you'll have to tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 11/26/2000
Every Wish: What We Can't Have reviews
Let's see what ya'll think about this... it involves my alternate universe, depending on response I may take it down. Harry's about 25...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11/15/2000
The Chimney Sweep reviews
Have you all read Cassandra Claire's "Draco Sinister"? Do you all recall the song mentioned...? Well, here's the result that had- Janine's twisted takeover of my mind went too well...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2000
Upon A Falling Star (09) reviews
One more part of, 'A Hundred Thousand Mirrored Futures'. This one's after IDKYA. (I don't know you anymore). We get mini-Marauders, and Voldie is beaten! And... and... :sniff: review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2000
One Last Dance: A Seventh Year Story (04) reviews
Aloha! This fic's almost strictly L/J, and it's the entire seventh year. It's easy to understand, even for those who haven't read my AU. All ya gotta know is that Peter's dead! Happy reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 10/17/2000
Still Dawn at Hogwarts (05) reviews
Anyway... my first filk, a fic to go with it, a really horrible cliché, blah blah blah... it does fit my AU. But it doesn't *need* the rest of 'A Hundred Thousand Mirrored Futures'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10/6/2000
Once Upon a Blue Moon (02) reviews
The blue moon at the end of fifth year, a housewarming party, chasey, and lost articles of clothing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9/20/2000
Disclaiming the World reviews
Rated PG for angst... sort of. Harry's possible thoughts on life, love, and the universe in general. I don't know how bad the angst is, but you *may* need a tissue... Be warned, I'm totally H/G!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2000 - Ginny W.
2.00 AM- Need I say more? reviews
Language warning! Sirius gets a little crazy when Voldie dies...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 9/2/2000
I Don't Know You Anymore (08) reviews
OK, Remus and Ally finally get together (goes with 'A Hundred Thousand Mirrored Futures' but can stand alone. AU fic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8/21/2000
Her Angel: Part of the When and If series reviews
contains spoiler for chapter 17... written from Remus' PoV. r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/12/2000
