Dr.E. Vancehide bio
Author has written 21 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Lost, Stargate: Atlantis, House, M.D., Scrubs, Stargate: SG-1, LXG, Smallville, Firefly, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soul Calibur, NYPD Blue, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Spin City, and Blackadder. 2006 I feel loved! I'm getting plenty of reviews for my fanfics! Yes, I'm not ashamed to admit it... I lurv reviews and shameless self promotion. By George, I've done it! I have gotten over 42 reviews for a story (43)! Now I'll have to up the number to 50 and when I get over 50, I'll have to change the number again... Basically, at the moment, I'm a New Jeresy sophomore. I procrastinate... a lot. And I keep starting and posting stories and then realizing I have four stories on fanfiction (for both my accounts) that I haven't finished yet. No, wait... make that five. Nevermind. Then I either get tired (bored) of the stories or forget they exist and by the time I remember them, it's too late to delete them because so many people are enjoying it. What else to say? If I watch a show and love it enough, I'll probably write a fanfic for it. LOVE slash.If you give me a TV show (one that I watch) I bet you I could findat least one plausible slash pairing for it. Anyone up for the challenge?Love making CDs. I don't like people touching my stuff. At all. I'm weird that way. My obsessions are always changing, so I won't bother telling them to you since I'd have to update constantly... I WON! I WON! Infection won for best Action/Adventure in the BlackRose Awards. It was definitely not what I was expecting, that's for sure. Of course, I'm pleased and grateful, why wouldn't I be? Heh, heh. check out my LiveJournal while you're here! It provides with some entertainment if you're tired of my fanfics. I've just been told in a review that it takes me too long to update and for that I apologize! If you think it takes me long to update on this account you should go over to my other one, I haven't touched a story on that one for more months than I know. So sorry! |
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Scrubs Lost by Larbo reviews
Dramedy crossover between both shows. Sacred Heart's finest board Oceanic 815 on the way back from an Australian conference, stranding them on the island. Their presence will have huge repurcussions for the events of season 1...
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,087 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/4/2005
Alone by Katt9966 reviews
A dark time for Jonathan contains non-con . Some very dark scenes.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,126 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Falling into Heaven, falling into Hell by Oneiriad reviews
What if, at the end of the movie, Jack pulls Norrington over the edge with him? (Slash - sooner or later, anyway...)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,817 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2004
Missing Episodes by Cress reviews
Michael:GOB slash and more. Begins after episode 215, The Sword of Destiny, and speculates that Michael needed a few weeks to fully recover from his ordeal. Thus, these missing episodes took place but were never aired.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005
They Walk Amongst Us by Celeste Rose reviews
They're Here. More are Coming. Don't Worry. We have a Plan. That's what they told us, but will the plan hold up to an alien invasion? A multi chapter story starting with The Crossing.
Threshold - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,301 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
Sight Within by bree1387 reviews
After the events of Misbegotten, John isn't coping well. Bruce fears he is heading for a breakdown, but John refuses help. Can Bruce help him in time? Angst. Strong friendship. Complete
Dead Zone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Need, Not Want by Vecturist reviews
Carson's a little more familiar with withdrawal than Rodney realizes. Tag to The Hive
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
The Best Man by Cress reviews
Michael:GOB incest, after the bachelor party in season 1. This story now has a sequel called Dirty Little Secret.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Darkness Rising by Merrie reviews
Sands is a schizophrenic serial killer who has finally been caught. This is the story of how that man becomes a member of the CIA. It's going to be a very long and twisted journey... Chapter Twenty Five: The Trial, Part I posted!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,884 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003
Kingdom Hearts Outtakes by kansatsu-tobikunai reviews
A bunch of weird outtakes from Kingdom Hearts...Much randomness, much OOCness, a rather crazy legion of minor characters, and one very arrogant muse. Please R&R! Now complete! I'll miss you all... T.T Rated for some language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Friendly Fire by Wedgewood reviews
A mission gone bad: some nasty critters whump the team, Sheppard's acting a little crazy, and there's more to their injuries than meets the eye. Centered on Sheppard, Rodney, Carson. !COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,219 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
A Definite Answer by quentin7 reviews
Something of a sequel to A Matter of Manhood, focusing on HarperRhade which means a nice slash warning.
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005
The League Goes Shopping by wolfbeaver reviews
All the food...it's GONE!" Tom screamed.
"Then we must go shopping..." Mina said gravely...
Please Read and Review!
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2004
Who Wants to Rule the Alpha Quadrant? by Jamie August reviews
The battle for the Alpha Quadrant rages on - in the form of a game show! See our fave Cardassians answer stupid questions! See the Nagus insult the host! Wacky fun all around.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2004
ER VS The Infestation of Jeffery by evilspoofauthorCassi reviews
FINISHED! Chapters15 and 16 are up, the uh operation is over, and we gave it the weirdest ending you'll ever see. Well, knowing us, that's hard to say, but you're really gonna love this one!
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,824 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
Dominion Feud by Jamie August reviews
A 'Family Feud' spoof with members of the Dominion and DS9 as contestants. Probably could've gotten away with a 'G' rating, but didn't want to risk it.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2000
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My Queer Problem reviews
CHAPTER 10 is up. J.D. thought he could handle anything. That is, until he finds out a male nurse has a crush on him . . . what's a straight man to do? slash. . .
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005
Fantastic Find reviews
Prince George has discovered something truly fantastic... unfortunately it turns out people know about it already.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Weary reviews
Yeah, I am pretty tired...tired of dreaming of you. Preslash.
Spin City - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Drag Race reviews
Lana is kidnapped in Metropolis and Clark and Lex have to rescue her by any means necessary. And I mean ANY, which ends up getting Lex and Clark trapped in a complicated plot, controlled by Lionel, to reveal Clark's secret. NEW CHAP. UP!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005
Tasteless Breathing reviews
Screaming necessities over the rooftops. Tasteless breathing in an uncompromising city. Breakable people make shattered decisions. Shattered decisions lead to insanity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005
The Way Things Should Have Been reviews
The crew is acting a little strange these days. . . could it be the stress? Or are some hidden emotions crawling to get out? REVISED!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Complete
Infection reviews
The gang plays a prank on Wesley by trapping him in a supposed haunted house only hoping to get a good laugh. Instead, they find themselves in a losing race to free Wesley from an angry and vengeful ghost. AU. Winner Best ActionAdventure in BlackRose Awa
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Unnecessary Tension reviews
Daniel couldn't take it anymore. He wasn't usually someone to start anything, especially something like this, but Jonas was taking his sweet time in getting there . . . Slash pairing. Can stand as a oneshot. Rating may change if story is continued.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005
Not Much Fun reviews
sometimes spending time alone at work isn't as fun as it seems. . . rated T for language.
NYPD Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
Don't Get Lost reviews
Welcome to the land of the way things should've been. Don't get lost. This is how the fight between Raphael and Nightmare should've gone down. No flames.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Toothicus Denticus reviews
While on their travels, Trillian gets a toothache. Arthur almost falls into infinity, Ford saunters, and Zaphod and Marvin find the laughing gas and a very lonely cow .
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Incomplete Without You reviews
but never again would he see that . . . he loved her so much. She was gone. Character death. SimonKaylee friendship.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Just a Little Bit Strange reviews
Written to make fun of the show. Nothing else. Daniel comes back from the dead and finds his friends have a new outlook on life. . . acting like seven year olds!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
The Intent of Words reviews
Mina says something to Quatermain about Jekyll without knowing Jekyll was in the room. Now Jekyll has given up hope. Can Mina say she's sorry and change his mind? MinaJekyll.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Same Difference reviews
A patient arrives with a life threatening problem. He has a secret and Cameron is the only one left to help him through and to change his mind. . .CameronOC. . . Chase is green with envy. . . or is he just nauseous?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
My Unhappy Birthday reviews
It's Dr. Cox's birthday and despite warnings, JD throws him a surprise birthday party. Last chapter added - COMPLETE!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Anniversary reviews
It's the hospital's 10th anniversary, but it's also an important anniversary for Chase. Will he relieve his horror from 2 years ago? ChaseCameron romance. Slightly AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Drifting Sorrow reviews
Wilson get's sued by parents after a little girl dies and House is the only one left to help a falling apart friend. WilsonHouse friendship. COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Angel in my Dreams reviews
Slash. Wilson writes two poems for House and House, much to Wilson's dismay, finds them. HouseWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
The Smell of Fear reviews
A mysterious, but soon familiar, person kidnaps Beckett, Sheppard, Teyla and McKay during an offworld mission to experiment on Sheppard and Beckett's Ancient gene. Slight Sheppard and Beckett whumping.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Oxygen Trapped reviews
Sawyer gets trapped in a cavein instead of Jackand the gang struggles to get him out before its too late. Can they do it?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Complete
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