Disclaimer:

I write when the muse is with me. Sometimes it takes me a year or more to update a story. Leaving flames and sending me PMs about my sporadic updating won't make me update any faster.

I'm just an odd girl who writes odd stories. I'm too old to be writing or reading fanfiction, but really can't bring myself to care too much. I don't write for acclaim. I write because I enjoy it. I probably need a beta to keep myself writing, because as you might have noticed, I tend to go for long periods of time without an update. One day, I will finish all of my stories. Until then, I will keep starting new ones until the old muses are resurrected.

Pet Peves:

People who require a certain number of reviews to update.

The misuse of there, their and they're.

Misspelling the word "staring."

People who think they know better than spellcheck. If it's underlined in red, you've probably spelled it wrong.

Blatant misrepresentation of historical facts.

People who use big words and obviously have no idea what they mean. When in doubt, use a dictionary.