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Author has written 11 stories for Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ. *KUROKO NO BASKET SEASON 2* OMG KUROKO NO BASKET SEASON 2 IS OUT AND I FINALLY WATCHED ALL OF THE OUT EPISODES!!!!!!! This seasons opening theme and closing theme songs are by far more awesome and epic than the first seasons! I was fangirling the whole time throughout this and can't wait for more! Follow me on pinterest at Anya Ceres! KNB NEWS STAND* N/A Seme rule's (reposted from AnimeXHarem) 1) Semes don't eat cake, ever 2) Everybody is out to rape your uke, protect his chasity by guarding him day and night 3) Then number of dildos that any average seme owns( for his uke) would put any sex shop to shame 4) Ukes have pheromones, chances are you can't sense them, equip all aggressors among your underlings with gas masks just in case 5) If you are foreign, you consider Japanese men cute and cuddly and will go to extreme lengths to make him your uke. This is especially true of american CEO's,exchange students, middle eastern princes, french patisseries, Chinese mafia hunks, Italian captains, and English noblemen 6) You don't have think too hard about the perfect birthday present for your uke, just do him 8 times in a row 7) Seme's would hardly have sex completly naked, that's a uke thing 8) If you can't make your uke cum by only licking his ass, you suck in bed 9) Selective hearing is a necessary trait for a seme. When your uke says "no" what you hear is," Please ignore my tears and resisting, and all that jazz because, really. i want you to continue 10) Semes have to have different colored hair to his uke 11) After sex, you always wear the pajama pant and your uke will wear your shirt 12) Rape= love, the more you love your uke the more right you have to rape him 13) Regardless of what kind of seme you are, you love to talk dirty during sex 14) Want to know the meaning behind you uke words? use your handy uke-tionary! "No i don't want this" = "Fuck me!". "Stop it!" = "Fuck me". "I need to sleep" = "Fuck me!". "What's for dinner?" = "Fuck me!" |
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