"Reality is a lovely place but I wouldn't want to live there."

--Owl City

Name: FuzzySocksAndWriting

Favorite Days: My birthday, Halloween, Christmas, snow days, Summer/spring/winter/fall break, Saturdays.

Favorite foods: Anything remotely bad for you.

Favorite T.V. Shows & Movies: The Middle, Person of Interest, Shark Tank, Modern Family, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Dancing with the Stars, the Hobbit, James Bond...ETC, ETC, ETC.

Favorite fandoms/books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Septimus Heap...ETC, ETC, ETC.

Level of Awesomeness (out of 10): 10000000000000000!!!!!!

I AM BETA-HUNTING!!!

I am currently looking for a beta-reader for my Hunger Games fanfiction, Alone.

Click to check it out if you're interested!

You can either PM or review the story to get ahold of me. Thanks! :)

CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE "ALONE" FORUM! (Trust me, you want to click.)

Funny Sayings I Love

1. People say you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

2. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

3. Old people always poke me at weddings and say, "You're next." So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

4. I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.

5. Stalking is when 2 people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

6. A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water.

7. If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

8. If the Constitution allows free speech, why are there phone bills?

9. A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.

10. Whatever you do in life, always do it 100 %. Unless you're donating blood.

11. To Do List: 1. Buy a sword. 2. Name it Kindness. 3. Kill people with Kindness.

12. "I had a dream about you." -- "Aww, really?" -- "Yeah, you died."

13. When I die, I want to die peacefully, like Grandfather in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

14. I'm not lazy. I'm just conserving energy.

15. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and some I love to punch in the face.

16. "Immature" is a word boring people use to describe fun people.

17. When I'm bored, I send a text message to a random number saying, "I hid the body...now what?"

18. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Go out and find him. THe poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

19. The worst thing about this generation of kids is not that they watch Twilight or listen to Justin Bieber. It's that they don't play outside anymore, so it's really hard for me to it them with my car on the way to work.

20. Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with 'It's Complicated'. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?

Share this if you've done one of these:

1. Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, then remembered.

2. When you were little, thought the actual shape of a heart was

3. Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

4. Tried to balance the light between on and off.

When you're home alone and someone knocks on the door:

10% say, "Who is it?"

64% look through the peep hole.

25% open the door.

1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and and look through the window to make sure it isn't a masked murderer.

Reblog if you're that 1%!

Dumb Jokes

Oh, how I love them.

There are 2 muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Oh my gosh, we're in an oven!" The second muffin says, "Oh my gosh, a talking muffin!"

How do you get a little boy to drop his ice cream cone? Throw a brick at him.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you live and breathe Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried during the forest scene with Harry, Lily, James, Sirius, and Lupin, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you make random Harry Potter re references o your friends to see if they get them put this in your profile.

If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile

If you laughed at the muggle prime minister for calling Sirius 'Serious' Black, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.