Hello! *waves* This is my lovely yaoi fanfiction hell, please enjoy your stay, and don't forget to bleach your eyeballs on the way out. Enjoy~

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Some stuff about me~

Gender: Genderfluid, ask what pronouns to use on the day lol *flails* it changes

Name: Call me Amy, darlings '3'

Age: Ivyyjbjygkk

Favorite Colours: blue, purple and green.

Favorite Emoticons: :3, (~OwO)~ (for hugs haha)

Hobbies: I sing a lot. And I dabble in song writing... Once, I made my friend cry with a song I wrote for them and that is still one of the most happiest moments of my life. cx

I would like to draw but. I can't lol I also like skipping school, staying in bed, and tumblr. orz I'm one of the horrible human beings.

Likes: Nice people, good angst, smut, alcohol, food and sleep. And cuddling. I will platonically cuddle with anyone, ring me up, we can just sit around and watch movies in our onesies before cuddling. And if you have good food, I will be there in ten seconds bruh.

Dislikes: Rude people, bad smut, smoking, drugs, and my depression.

Skype: Guys, PM me if you wanna chat on skype. ;D We can have weird rp times and we can dabble in ideas together. Or just be wicked awesome friends. *shrug* whatever floats your boat lol

Tumblr: You can find me under MistressYaoi!

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Some of my favorite Yaoi Pairings:

Natsu and Grey - Fairy Tale

Prince Gumball and Marshall Lee - Adventure Time (gender swap)

Princess Bubblegum and Marceline - AT (eyyy)

Naruto and Sauske - Naruto

Kyo and Yuki - Fruits Basket

Bill and Dipper - Gravity Falls (this is by far my favorite)

Mabel and Pacifica - (I really like the thought of Mabel being taller than Pacifica, it's a problem)

Hiro and Tadashi - BH6 (a very very close second favorite.)

Vlad and Danny - Danny Phantom (This could either be a father son, uncle nephew or actual lovers fic. I will unconditionally love them forever.)

Dash and Danny - Danny Phantom

Howard and Randy - Ninth Grade Ninja (idk what this is, never saw the actual show, but it seems adorable xD)

Kaneki and Hideyoshi - Tokyo Ghoul (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Steve Grant Rogers and James "Bucky" Barnes - Winter Soldier (superhuman sexy bois who deserve everything in the world)

Stevie Rogers, James Buchanan Barns and Tony Stark - Avengers (ah kill me slowly with this one fuck)

Loki and Tony Stark - Avengers (hnnnnnnnngggggg perfection)

Spiderman and Deadpool - (who watched the movie and fell in love??? Me)

Genos and Saitama - One Punch Man (ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!!!)

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If you don't like yaoi and stuff like that, you're free to enjoy some of my other sites. I've got another account called CaRaMeLlDaNsEn9009 (because I was a stupid little dork back then). I also have a fiction press with some poetry too! CARAMELLDANSEN9009 (Aaahhhhhh I was stupid.)

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Story Chapter Progress:

TAoBDaP: Chapter Seven - Published! I'll start working on chap 8 soon

Dipper's Journal: Chapter Six, Week 5 - Published! Check it out!

Chapter Seven, Week Six - {ahhhhh later... ;u; I want my babies to be happy, so I'll write some happier things lol}

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PROJECTS AND HIATUS PROJECTS BOARD MEETING

So, you guys know that I write smut. I wanted to say that I have a little surprise coming for you all a little bit later, or when I decide to put my fingers in motion lol It's some HCP smut, and we all love that ;D

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I wanted to also tell you that the hiatus on OLaLO will be a bit longer. Thank you all for baring with me and putting up with the super long hiatus. One of my friends had said that the story fucking sucked (or that's what I heard) and so I just. Dont like it. I have to rewrite it for me to be happy and continue with it. ;u; Gomennasai. I'll give you more updates about that here.

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I've been going through my stories, and I've noticed some reeeeally old ones I've never finished. I even have this Ianthony one for like Smosh xDDD I don't Not want to finish them, it's just that sometimes I dont have the inspiration anymore. I will always finish my stories, no doubt. When I reread the Ianthony one, I couldn't help but think "oh damn, I am a fortune teller, I just told my future in a story lolol" because it's my situation now xDD (I'm just rambling because I love you guys.)

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A project that I want to do is a continuation of the HCP ova. I have somewhat of an idea of what would happen, but like. I dont think I can do it yet with everything else lol. Just know, that that will come up at some point!

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FOR MY FELLOW GF FANS!!!

I mean, I love me some billdip but. Mabifica????? eEEEEEHHHHHHH???????? YES? Because I say Fuck yES. I have this huge thing sitting in my tumblr drafts, and it's both billdip and mabifica. xD aaahhhhh it's fucking long but when I finish it, I'll post it here. so much smex. ;D

I also am writing some... *cough*bdsm*cough* for mabifica, so. Yeah. Get ready for that.

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And with that, I conclude today's board meeting.

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You are now entering the point of no return, put on your sunscreen folks, because hell is fucking hot. (O3O) GOOD LUCK HUGS AND KISSIES~