Anything i write will most likely be erotic boy-on-boy and lack plot. Yet i hope someone will review anyway- FanFiction is an interactive process!

The display picture/avatar that i use isn't mine. I found it somewhere on the world wide web and fell in love. If anyone knows who the artist is, i'd love to credit and give them my praise.

I'm seventeen years old, a senior in high school now.

I live by the quote; I disapprove of what you say, but i will defend to the death your right to say it. So basically, feel free to share your opinions. I will not cower if you flame me, and i like to hear criticism, no matter how harsh.

I have collaborated on a oneshot with Rage of Lunacy- a ShiroIchi fic called 'Battered' containing high sexual content. please check it out if you are interested.

I have also collaborated on a ShiroIchi fic with Cantarella3261 called 'Chaos and Order' -i wrote the sex, so please check it out.

If you have read and enjoyed my GrimIchi fic 'Strawberry milk' I highly recommend reading Flight-of-Fantasies continuation for it, called 'No use crying over spilled Strawberry Milk'

Likes- My cat! my cat is a god; He is so fluffy and sensual, i could talk forever about my cat though, so moving on.

I like the ocean (sometimes), food, internet, and have dabbled in far too many niche kinks when it comes to fanfiction...

My car is one of the sexiest things to ever be constructed. I have wet dreams about the day that i can drive it. If there's any material object in the world i can appreciate more than my laptop, its a good car. Now onwards.

Vegemite, Beef Jerky, Tim Tams, Kinder's Bueno chocolate, and the sandwiches my best friend makes me.

One piece, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, KHR, Fairy tail, Kuroko, Magi, Clannad, Gintama, HOTD, Ao no exorcist, Junjou Romantica, School Days, Free, Attack on Titan ...etc. The list is endless and forever being added to.

I’m not sure that i have an OTP that stands above everything else but among my favourite characters...

I ship a lot of ShiroIchi, GrimIchi, a little bit of IchiHime, and any threesome featuring Ichigo.

1827 from KHR; Tsuna is the perfect uke. All27 is hot. Belphegor, Xanxus and Hibari are sexy beasts.

I’d love to make a list of all my favourite characters and pairings, but that would be too cruel and boring for all the imaginary people that are going to read this.

Dislikes- The people i live with.

That extremely overrated show about the guy who raises kangaroos in Alice Springs;The last thing Australia needs is more kangaroo's.

Luffy shipped with anyone besides Ace.

Whoever-the-bloody-hell's idea it was to kill off Ace.

Jiraya's death in Naruto- that was bloody pathetic. He didn't even have someone to hold his hand and listen to his dying emotional poetry spiel. I think he deserved to get laid by Tsunade at least once before he kicked the bucket; even a kiss would do. And he definitely should have had allies around to witness his heroic death, and make more of a legend from him.

Sasuke in general- Whiny little bitch should have treated Itachi better, and not been such a hateful jerk to his sexy, emotionally-challenged brother.

Naruto's pathetic emotional speeches. The length of them grinds my gears.

Pretty much the whole Naruto script in general, Why is it so dorky? Why can't Naruto have sexy, awesome lines and scenes like Ichigo? He's such an emotional little brat with prepubescent issues. Always sprouting shit about friendship, dreams and determination. There's a limit to how sappy you can go, before it turns into melodrama and is not cool anymore.

There's probably a million other things i could write here but i'll save you all the intricate details of my woes and complaints about the world and Naruto.

I have a deviantart account, and a tumblr, but my activity is nil. If i have anything resembling a strength it's writing; i can't draw or edit for shit :(

The end. Enjoy my shitty attempts at literature.