I Wield The Pen
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Joined 05-25-12, id: 4020885, Profile Updated: 08-07-15
Author has written 6 stories for 39 Clues, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, Lunar Chronicles, and Avengers.

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Okay, I've looked at other peoples' profiles, and compared to them mine is duller than a sack of potatoes. IT'S UPDATING TIME!

Hi, y'all, my name is Eva! I'm 16 years old and I've been writing since I could hold a pencil and sing my ABC's :)

You will typically find two main elements in my stories: Humor and Romance. Even when I'm trying to make a chapter more serious I'll end up throwing a joke or two in there; it's just my writing style XD

Reading really does go hand in hand with writing, and if I were given the opportunity I could do nothing but read for weeks on end (and don't bring up the whole "what about eat or drink or pee?" thing okay don't be that person).

I'm a huge Jane Austen fan, and I also love Rick Riordan, Shannon Hale, J.K. Rowling, Marissa Meyer, and Gail Carson Levine. If any of you are in desperate need for a good book, just tell me some of your preferences and I can make a suggestion :)

The Lord is the most important part of my life. I have been born and raised in a Christian family, and he has blessed me in so many ways I that I couldn't even begin to list them all.

One of my absolute favorite Bible verses is 1 John 3:18- "Little children, let us not love in word or talk but in deed and in truth." I just think it's kind of funny how it reflects the common saying "actions speak louder than words." :)

If any of you are confused or curious about the Christian world view (I know there are many controversial topics out there, and I feel that too many people out their have misrepresented Christianity) feel free to message me about it!

Because of my faith and my natural personality, I am a hardcore optimist :D I'm the girl who never stops smiling, and I'm proud of it! I guess I've made it my mission to make other people smile as well :)

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RANDOM FACTS!!!

Favorite Color: Yellow, it's a happy color!

Favorite Class: Drama

Favorite Celebrity: Chris Pratt

Favorite Music Genre: I listen to EVERYTHING, from MCR to Taylor Swift to Jingle Punks Hipster Orchestra (They Exist!)

Favorite Food: AGHH don't make me decide!

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Reddish Brown

Face: Perfect in every way! (JK)

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Well, I've included a decent amount of information on here! I'll definitely add some more later. I want to thank anyone and everyone who reads and reviews my stories, I can't begin to tell you how much it means to me!

~IWieldThePen

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Tales of Fairies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
A collection of oneshots exploring different friendships, ideas, sad themes, comical scenarios, and lots and lots of pairings...but mainly Nalu. Chapter 549: Natsu doesn't let the phrase when pigs fly stop him from getting what he wants….
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 549 - Words: 797,470 - Reviews: 14102 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Fire is catching by celestial-cassiopeia reviews
What if the Fairy Tail mages were selected to be tributes, to take part in the annual Hunger Games, to be forced to fight to death in an arena? Is there room for friendship and love when your life is at stake? When Lucy Heartfilia, a young girl from district 8, is chosen as Tribute in the hunger games her world will take a new turn. Will she be able to survive and fight the others?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,943 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Erza S., Gajeel R., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
King of Everything by petite-not-short reviews
Between being sent to the future, escaping a deranged ex-fiancee trying to kill him, beginning to care a bit too much about a peasant from 2012, and creating a time machine to return home... Crown Prince Ian Kabra from the XVI century has a lot in his hands.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Ian K., Amy C.
Fear and Frustration by Disney-fied reviews
Warning: spoilers for Cress! Captain Carswell Thorne has a few problems. Namely, he is stuck in a desert with a maybe-crazy Lunar girl, their water is running out and, most horribly, the fact that he is blind. This is the book of Cress told through Thorne's point of view. Cress/Thorne. Completed!
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,674 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Thorne, Cress] - Complete
Enchanted by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
AU. Lucy's being bossed around by her stepsisters, Levy's made a deal she might regret, Erza's texting some mystery prince, Juvia can't get the guy she saved from drowning to notice her, and Yukino's just basically had her heart ripped out. High school, it's no fairy tale. - NaLu, GaLe, Jerza, Gruvia, StiYu, & RoWen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,467 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.] - Complete
The Colour of Light Part I by oleanderhoney reviews
AU in which John is actually Jane Watson. A redeux on what might have transpired between the Consulting Detective and the Army Doctor.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise by AUniqueGirl reviews
Amy and Dan call on a family reunion, 2 years after the clue, with-you guessed it, The Clue-Hunting Teams. Yet, one trip to the Empire State Building brings a whole lot more than they bargain for.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - [Amy C., Ian K.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Smokin' Hot by feari teiru reviews
In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,366 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
United We Stand, Divided We Fall by BookwormGirl16 reviews
Takes place after Vespers Rising when Jonah gets Amy's video call. Please give it a chance I have some really good ideas for this story... *evil laughter* Read if you like a story with lots of action and a little romance! Nothing to do with second series. Bits of romance from different pairings here and there. You can help pick the pairings!... XD GO ON CLICK! please?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Amy C., Dan C.
The Golden Effect by KhaleesiStormborn reviews
"The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Merlynn is sent to Camelot and things get a bit tricky from there. Fem!Merlin/Arthur. Darker themes later on. SLOWLY BEING EDITED (currently editing chapter 14). Sequel is up!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 660,349 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
39 Clues Facebook by acebabyyyyyyyy reviews
The 39 Clues characters find Facebook! Cue the hilarity!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012
The Woman by jevonne reviews
Joan Watson was an unhappy person. It wasn't that she hadn't opened herself to change— only that she wasn't expecting the healing of harms to come any time soon, much less at the hands of a self-proclaimed high-functioning sociopath. gender-swap fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,268 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
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To the Moon and Back reviews
A collection of humorous, romantic, and thrilling one-shots/ continued stories all in one place! Latest Chapter: Hilarity ensues as the crew blows up their group chat after a night of heavy drinking. Items were stolen, quickie weddings occurred, and Jacin is forced to drive around Luna and pick up all these lightweights.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,562 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Thorne, Cress
Hammers and Arrows and Shields, Oh My! reviews
A collection of humorous and fluffy stories for your personal enjoyment! Latest Chapter: Vision tries out laughing for the first time, and fails miserably. The Avengers eagerly step in to teach him some technique. Feedback and ideas for future chapters are very much appreciated!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016
The Hetalia Academy for Refined Young Men and Women reviews
Ludwig is forced to attend an all-boys boarding school with his brother, Gilbert. Feliciana is attending a similar school with Lovina, but it's for girls. When the girls' school is infested with rats, the two genders are forced to live on the same campus. What will this lead to? Humor, romance, and a prank war, of course! Fem!Italy x Germany and other genderbender pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,204 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - N. Italy, Germany
Harry Potter meets Facebook reviews
An edit of an old fic: When the wizards get hold of muggle social media, hilarity ensues! Harry is in love with himself, Ron is contemplating his feelings, and Cedric sparkles in his new vampire form. This is purely comedic, I am not trying to slander J.K. Rowling's lovely characters :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014
Trapped reviews
Sequel to An Unexpected Surprise; Amy has been kidnapped by the Evan, who is now a Vesper. Ian and the other Cahills are trying to rescue her. OOC, but I can't help it
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise reviews
My first fanfic! Amy, Dan, and Nellie are having a normal day at the Mansion, when Fiske tells them some surprising news... they're hosting another Family Reunion! Takes place a year after the Vesper hostages have been released.Has Amian and later Hamead. Please read and review!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,558 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete