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Joined 04-22-12, id: 3944896, Profile Updated: 07-01-12
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Korra, and Soul Eater.

Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Korra and Soul Eater (Don't worry. More are on the way!)

1) I hate telling people about myself. I mean, how do I put my utter awesomeness into meer words?

2) I talk to myself...a lot. This especially becomes a problem during Summer, when I'm virtually indoors all the time and then I go back to school and I forget how to make conversations. Ah, yes. I also whisper answers out-loud to myself during tests.

3) I'm hard to figure out. I tend to not pick favorites (like books or movies, etc.) because I like variety. Example: My ipod will range from Disney Soundtracks to Heavy Metal Screamo. And I know all the words.

4) I hate reality TV. Why would you watch it, when you could live it? That's why I only watch cartoons and anime. You can't live that stuff. ...I also read a lot of fantasy.

5) Most of my writing inspiration comes from music...and if I don't write it down immediately I'll forget what my idea was by the time the song ends. And then I have to wait to hear the song again so the inspiration can hit. You can't rush genius.

6) I will mostly be writing Crack! pairings. I mean, if I wanted to see the real pairings, I would just watch the show...

And so it begins...

Doofenshmirtz: So how do you feel about evil?

Doofenshmirtz's date: Huh? That's a weird question.

Doofenshmirtz: Is it? I-I'm just making conversation.

Doofenshmirtz's date: But I love it. Look.

Doofenshmirtz: You have an evil tattoo! Look, look, just like mine.

Doofenshmirtz's date: I can't believe we have so much in common. Y-you know, I don't even put "evil" on my profile anymore because it attracts so many weirdos.

Doofenshmirtz: Don't I know it?


Other (Less-Important) Things About me:

Age: 16

Gender: Female. Like it matters.

Likes: Phineas and Ferb, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Raising Hope, Soul Eater, Howl's Moving Castle, Castle in the Sky, sarcasm, music (duh), puns, some other stuff you don't care about, and lots of books.

Dislikes: Idiots (I mean, who doesn't?), the color yellow, waking up, eating lukewarm food, walking (or driving) behind people, my toes (random-but true), lots of other stuff... and spending an hour writing my profile, just so that it can get deleted for some unknown reason.

Just so you know, I absolutely suck at updating. So, as a sort of compensation, I try to make sure my stuff is pretty good, with minimal errors and stuff. Don't hate, just appreciate.

Random Ideas:

No More Games (LoK)- Originally a one-shot, now possibly continuing due to lots of requests. Struggling to write the next chapter. I'm thinking along the lines of a jealous Mako crashing in for an inpromtu double date? ;P

The Wager (Soul Eater)- The DWMA teachers place bets on who will take Maka to the dance. Of course, hilarity ensues as they try to influence the outcome in their favor. You'll never guess who she ends up going with? (chapter one is up! predicting about 8 chapters)

Lion Turtle Island (A:TLA)- Iroh 'kidnaps' all of our favorite characters in an effort to allow them to grow up without the influence of the surrounding war. Lots of teen drama, angst, and multiple pairings. Thinking about doing it as a sort of drabble-series. I'm real excited for when this one gets off the ground.

Never Mine (Soul Eater)- Kid breaks up with Maka to spare her life from immortality. (sounds like the second book in a certain young-adult-vampire-romance-novel doesn't it?) one-shot (Up and posted!)

Crack! Ma*Star (Soul Eater)- Black*Star goes out with Maka...he gets abusive...she runs to Soul (pretty typical)...but then she goes back to Black*Star? WHAT!? WHY??? ...yeah, can't help but write this one. Crack! pairings are really just the best.

Battle of the Bands (LoK)- AU where Korra goes to Republic City High and is asked to join Mako's band, the Fire Ferrets. They start practicing for the school wide talents show...and who is their competition, why none other than the White Falls Wolfbats! Who will win the epic Battle of the Bands?...i know. It's been done. A LOT. but, still...definitely putting this on the back burner until i've scraped every other idea out of the deepest recesses of my brain.

And now, for some quotes! *pictures Zuko doing jazz hands* (Ha. Like Zuko would ever do jazz hands.)

Inspiration doesn't hit me like a beam of light...more like a brick to the face.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If, for no reason, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

"Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem; genies are the problem." -Dr. Doofensmirtz

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Simply Irrefutable by bookworm1993 reviews
Sequel to Simply Irresistible Draco and Hermione as parents tell their story to their children of that year after the war and how they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love then heartbreak that led them to where they are now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,021 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What I Learned at SRU by D3stiny-Sm4sher reviews
A modern college AU with an original plot, SRU is based in part on my own personal college experience, weaving together characters, concepts and themes from ATLA & Legend of Korra with my own life to create a tribute to the Avatar series and an exploration of young adulthood. SRU!Gaang & Smellerbee (& later on Korra) are protags along w/large supporting cast. Some strong language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 135 - Words: 1,122,104 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 10/22/2010 - unknown 9, Smellerbee - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Forbidden Flower by Idday reviews
From the unlikeliest of families grew the strongest of friendships. How Scorpius Malfoy found a friendship and a future in the child of his father's foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 75,885 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
What could possibly go wrong? by Daughter of Zeus007 reviews
What could possibly go wrong when Kid teaches Maka how to play basketball to impress Soul? Nothing really at first until Maka seems to find herself hanging out more with Kid than with Soul. Starts out soma turns into KidXMaka. REVIEWS APPRECIATED!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,336 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Back to the Time of the Unknown by MopsyFleabert reviews
Upon acquiring a mysterious time turner, Harry is accidentally transported back to the year 1977. He temporarily takes upon the DADA teacher post. How will Harry, interact with his parents in their 7th year? More importantly, can he change the future for the better? What other challenges will he face?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,190 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by goneserqureade reviews
AU. He was expected, without doubt, to be the greatest Thief of his time: the boy who would be known as the one who kidnapped the rich and famous princess. But what he wasn't expected to do was fall in love with her instead... SoulxMaka, rated T, rating might change later on due to mature content.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,145 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Bad To Be Good by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,226 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
A Broken Family by hiddenwriter691 reviews
Korra and Mako shared one night, a night that they both agreed to forget. When Korra realizes she is pregnant, she knows it must stay secret. Five years later, she and Mako have kept a safe distance from one another, but Korra's secrets are finally coming out, secrets that could affect not only her relationship with Mako, but her future as the Avatar.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,473 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Korra, Mako
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6172 - Favs: 15,199 - Follows: 5,276 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wager by Genies.Are.The.Problem reviews
Lord Death sets up a bet to see who will ask Maka to the Valentine's Day Death Dance! Hilarity ensues as Spirit, Marie, Sid, and Stein all try to influence Black*Star, Kid, Soul, and even Crona to ask Maka to the dance. Who will she end up going with, if she even goes at all? The story will be much better than this summary, I promise! B*SxMakaxKidxSoulxCrona Read and Review!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Maka A.
The Jealousy Game by RachieFly reviews
Korra and Mako are getting married, but their having trouble with the guest list. Mako wants to invite his ex to the wedding, but Korra doesn't agree. This starts up a minor argument about who's more jealous out of the two. So they decide to invite their ex's, Asami and Tahno, to dinner to see...
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Korra, Mako, Asami S., Tahno - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 305 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,940 - Follows: 1,730 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Deduction by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 390 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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The Wager reviews
Lord Death sets up a bet to see who will ask Maka to the Valentine's Day Death Dance! Hilarity ensues as Spirit, Marie, Sid, and Stein all try to influence Black*Star, Kid, Soul, and even Crona to ask Maka to the dance. Who will she end up going with, if she even goes at all? The story will be much better than this summary, I promise! B*SxMakaxKidxSoulxCrona Read and Review!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Maka A.
Never Mine reviews
After three years of dating, Kid decides he has to break up with Maka, to save her from having to live forever in immortality. He just wants her to be able to live a normal life. Something he could never give her. And he wasn't going to take her life away, to force her to choose forever with him. Grim Reapers don't get happy endings. KidxMaka One-Shot. T for some language/kissing.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
No More Games reviews
Taking place right in between The Spirit of Competition and The Winner Is... Tahno asks Korra on a date, but Mako decides to beat Korra to it, trying to figure out what on earth Tahno is planning. Lots of one-sided Tahnorra and a little Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Tahno, Korra