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Author has written 1 story for Stargate: Atlantis.

Hello! I created this account mostly to indulge in writing and reading some Star Gate fanfic, though I suppose I will probably come across interesting fics in other fandoms along the way. :)

I like big spaceships and self-parodying TV shows. Which explains why I have pretty much loved Stargate ever since the Wormhole Xtreme episode, for all its ridiculous plot holes and weird moments.

Then there was SGA. Now, I have a thing for characters with shady, strange morals or a complete lack of them. I also love Art Nouveau and have a strong interest in biomimicking all sorts. Cue the wraith. They seem to live in some kind of living spaceships designed by Gaudi. I don't think we need to talk about their somewhat strange idea of morality, if you could even call it that. There is that slight food chain problem, but really who cares? They also wear a lot of leather.

There are some things I am somewhat less comfortable with, like the fact that every Ancient is somewhat light-skinned, whereas their second evolution has all sorts of colours. What does this even mean? Did they get bored by their own monotonous colour scheme when engineering our species? Does being advanced automatically make you white? Judging by the Tollana and Nox, apparently in the Stargate universe it usually does. Whoops. Awkward. The way the military is shown and violence all too often used as a way to solve matters also does not always sit well with me.

However, the Goa'uld have a fabulous sense of fashion. There are also talking crystals and Vala Mal Doran. So that makes it kind of worth it.

I am working on a longer story I am not yet happy enough with to post here, but I'm really enjoying reading some of the fanfiction by the authors on this site. If there are any story recommendations you want to share, feel free to message me. :)

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Enemies in Arms by Trillian52 reviews
Sheppard gets into a spot of trouble, Ronon has to behave, and Todd is as devious as ever.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,012 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 6/11/2010 - John S., Ronon D., Todd - Complete
The Pegasus Tango by Meloku reviews
An AU, Save Steve fic. An ancient Atlantian lab yields an interesting artifact while Carson is collaborating with the Hoffans. Rodney and Sheppard decide to try it on their wraith prisoner. Steve/OC/team. Warning: flashbacks and wraith psych exploration
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 174,983 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Steve, John S.
My Queen by Rouque reviews
AU - Keller is culled and ends up on Todd's Hive. Taking place after "Infection" up to and including "Enemy at the Gate" but mostly ignoring the stuff in between.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,627 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Todd, Jennifer K.
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Blind Guide by Kinetikat reviews
Story set immediately after the events of season 3's "Common Ground". Todd the Wraith is marooned on a barren rock by the Hive he hoped would rescue him. Can he finally escape the ghosts of his past? Todd whump? Oh yeah! Reviews please!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Todd
Lost In Translation by callmecrazy83 reviews
When we speak, do we ever really say what we mean? A story of how Uhura and Spock were able to translate each other, from the very beginning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
The Beat by Gyptian reviews
Amanda has an unusual hobby, and Sarek convinces himself he's just doing research when he follows her.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Family by THECURSOR reviews
During her first year at the Academy, Spock helps Uhura sort out a...cultural misunderstanding about Orion Men. Pre U/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2012 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Misunderstanding? You Must Be Joking by LibraMoon reviews
Amanda didn't like Vulcans, and Sarek is logically clueless, the result? James Kirk was not the first Vulcan bride. Companion piece to 'What Part of No Did You Not Understand'. Rated M for language Oneshot SxA
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
I Once Had a Vulcan Pen Pal by Vivian Street reviews
"If interested please reply with alacrity and quickness for your Unparalleled assistance is FORTY PERCENT of 3.5 MILLION reward."-Spock receives a scam email.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Spock - Complete
XSGCOM: Terra from the Deep by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
Let the Ghosts lie Still by Elanthra reviews
It's 8014NC and the World Ethics Committee has an important decision to make. How will they vote? A clone's story. Shep angst. Special guest star appearance of Daniel Jackson.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - John S., Todd - Complete
The Atlantis Infirmary Rulebook by bunjamina66 reviews
Carson's through with being 'Mr Nice Guy'...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,895 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
A Pregnant Moment by theCalliope reviews
Spock wants Nyota to have his babies. Nyota has other ideas.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura
The Desert Between by Beatrice Otter reviews
All Vulcans are constrained. By our biology, by our clans, by our whole society. But women more so than men, and offworlder women married to Vulcan men most of all." Nyota loves Spock. But she can't have him without taking Vulcan culture, too.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
By Definition by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
A response to a prompt: "Love by definition is illogical." Pre-Movie. Spock/Uhura pre-romance.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15110 - Favs: 24,031 - Follows: 9,806 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
ELF vs VULCAN by crystalblood reviews
Bones and Jim discuss old twentieth-century literature as it pertains to Vulcan culture. Spock is not amused.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
An Atlantis Type of Day by ShimmeringStar214 reviews
When in Atlantis, do as the Atlanteans do. A day in the city from the perspective of Vala, Jennifer, Teyla, and Sam. General. Friendship. Set in S4 after "Midway." Ship warning: a reference to Keller’s budding relationship with McKay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Carter/Sam, Teyla E. - Complete
Linguistics by Pat Foley reviews
Uhura meets Spock for the first time. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/9/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Pointy Hats and P90s by chaletian reviews
Camelot is famed throughout the Pegasus galaxy for its mead and the hatred in which its ruler, Uther Pendragon, holds all forms of 'magic'. Or 'having an over-developed ATA gene', as the rest of the galaxy calls it.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Rodney M., Arthur - Complete
A Strange Predicament by night animal reviews
Sheppard comes home and finds the deceased and pissed off Steve the Wraith on his bed.Before he knows it, they are literally stuck to each other. It's hard to say who's more unhappy about it. T for language.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - John S.
I Have Another Question by Bixata reviews
Jack has a question about the Stargate. Daniel doesn't have an answer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
Dark Misery by Shanthaia reviews
The wraith cursed that unknown cruel entity who made him suffer right now. And on to top of all that his first decent meal in weeks is fighting back. Can he find a truce with Dr. McKay and flee or are they going to kill each other? Wraith whumping ahead..
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,164 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Law is an Ass by Derry reviews
Sheppard's team encounter the donkey-worshipping inhabitants of M4S-291.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Kill Me Now, Please! by Ellex reviews
Crack-fic for the "Not Dead Yet" challenge on sga flashfic. Set between season 4 eps "Midway" and "The Kindred, part 1": "You are not allowed to show Ronon any more musical movies," Rodney shouted in John's ear.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Ronon D., Rodney M. - Complete
As The Snow Falls by kiku65 reviews
Sing a song of what never was, when a man was found in winter running from a forgotten past. AU of Spoils of War where things went ever so slightly wrong.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
Of Goa'uld Ships and Toilets by theqwerty reviews
‘Muahaha’ Jack thought as he crept through the halls of the Goa’uld pyramid ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Hop With the Geek Set by BiteMeTechie reviews
There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Astrophysicist For Rent by BiteMeTechie reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Left in Charge by Reefgirl reviews
My 40th story. The senior staff are on Earth and Teyla, Lorne, Dr Biro and Dr Zelenka contemplate how much better life is without them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Teyla E., Radek Z. - Complete
My Favourite Martian by Era Yachi reviews
Dr. Novak receives a memo that leads her to an insightful conversation with Hermiod. Friendship fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - L. Novak, Hermiod - Complete
The Root Bound Purple People Eater by Philote reviews
Between the hallucinogenic poisons and the botanical mating rituals, Lorne was beginning to think he should have stayed in the Milky Way.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Old Soldiers Die Hard by Sholio reviews
The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
All Bets Are Off by Lauriel01 reviews
Common Ground tag. Wraith's POV. It rages in its cell. The smell of it – sweat, fear, defiance – fills my senses. I sit in the darkness and I breathe in the scent and taste it on my tongue while the noises it makes echo around me. I immerse myself in it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2006 - John S. - Complete
The Cassandra Effect by liketheriver reviews
Budget cuts at the SGC have the team feeling a little threatened.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Space Pirates: Way Cooler Than Ninjas by Annerb reviews
Jack contemplates a new career.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Whale Song by Porthos1013 reviews
McKay gets another visit from Sam in the infirmary, but this time it’s a little…different. McKayWhale. Seriously. CH 8 NOW UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Rodney M.
Hamlet Never Saw This Coming by domenika marzione reviews
Cameron Mitchell is sure that his own 'mate with me to secure the survival of our species' request is just a mission or three away. [SG1SGA]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - C. Mitchell - Complete
Plumber's Helper by Sholio reviews
As if the Wraith aren’t bad enough, now the Atlantean plumbing is broken. Set during and after Rising. Early Sheppard McKay friendship, but most of the other characters get to play too. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,476 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
MEETING OF THE MINDS by DavidBartlett reviews
A short Rodney and Hermiod piece.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Kitty McKay by ImaginaryGoddess reviews
Rodney's cat misses him... but how does his neighbour feel? Oneshot. NEW! Look out for the sequel 'Suddenly Rodney'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by livengoo reviews
McKay and Beckett know the answer to everything. Don't they? So when Teyla's got a problem, who's she gonna call?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Teyla E., Rodney M. - Complete
Antarctic Lemons by Asano reviews
Ever wonder exactly how McKay got posted to Antarctica? Colonel Carter knows.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Thief and the Archaeologist: The Thief by Cleo the Muse reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Vala immediately after she left with the al'kesh? Takes place just after 'Prometheus Unbound'. Mild sexual innuendo, but hey, it's VALA! COMPLETE, see 'The Archaeologist' for more adventures.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,713 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Once Upon a Time in Moscow by Commodore Norrington reviews
David Hewlett on McKay and Weir: “There’s some history there.”
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
By Association by MagpieDreamer reviews
In an attempt to create something different, I've produced...Teyla, and her affect on a certain Czech scientist. Read and review, dearest readers!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Radek Z., Teyla E.
You Scientists by Kate McCaye reviews
Semicrossover with SGA. It's Thor and Carter vs. McKay and Hermiod.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Small Favors by Eve8 reviews
Thor wants Sam and Jack's help, and doesn't want to take 'no' for an answer. Season 7, AU. SJ, of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,577 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Clarity by Fanwoman reviews
The Atlantis experience from the point of view of a family member left behind. Spoilers for "The Siege, Part 1," character death
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Bottom Feeders by livengoo reviews
Every week we see adventures in Atlantis from the top down. And it's a good thing too, cause otherwise we'd be stuck with guys like these . . . the Bottom Feeders!rnrnRating changed to T - Honestly, no words here that I haven't heard from more than a few
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,245 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Promises to Keep by Ellex reviews
The alternate universe Elizabeth Weir had to wake up twice in 10,000 years to rotate the ZPM’s on Atlantis. Missing scenes from 'Before I Sleep.'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Ghosts in the machine reviews
Sometimes he goes back to Proculus. It isn't what they think, whatever that may be. The city has been alone for so long. Features Chaya.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete