zeph317tohohide bio
 Author has written 23 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Weiss Kreuz, Teen Wolf, Da Vinci's Demons, and Bleach. I post all my fic on my Archive Of Our Own (AO3) account. You're more than welcome to look me up there! My user name is zephfair. (I'm sorry you'll have to do a search there--FFN won't let me add links.) That's also where I post the stories uncut that don't meet FFN's rating requirements. I'm also on Tumblr as zephfair. I did a 30-Day AU Writing Challenge in April doing stories for Bleach, FFVII and Teen Wolf. Those stories are all on AO3 or Tumblr under the tag my30days. If you enjoy any of my stories, I'd love to hear from you! Thanks for reading! |
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Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19852 - Favs: 4,924 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Best Memories by sephcounttheways reviews
It's time to move on. Sephiroth x Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,668 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Laying Pipe by sephcounttheways reviews
Midgar man attempts to fix pipe, initiates Gongogan mating ritual.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Tall, Dark and Handsome by Aerika S reviews
On the long road from Nibelheim to Rocket Town, Aeris, Tifa and Yuffie pass the time discussing the newest member of their party and all the other pretty, pretty men that keep crossing their path.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Aerith G., Yuffie K. - Complete
Dinner with the Shibuyas by peroxidepest17 reviews
Crack minific the Shibuya parents are very…understanding.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
At Snail's Pace by peroxidepest17 reviews
Gwendal watches over.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Flowers in the Window by Minerva Solo reviews
A bit of silly fluff. Farfarello notices that the flowers on Schwarz's hall table always seem to be nice and fresh.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Farfarello, Ken H. - Complete
Pianissimo Butterfly by Angrybee reviews
Ryuichi goes out on a limb to help Shuichi. Can he and Kumagoro save Shuchan from ending up detatched and jaded? Rating for violence, sexual situations, and language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,551 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S.
Rainy Night by incandescens reviews
A rainy night, a busy inn, and far too many people at cross-purposes. Complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Complete
The Honeymoon by Hth reviews
Deep down, Sanzo has a heart. We're reasonably sure.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2001
May the Schwartz be With You by Talya Firedancer reviews
A parody take on Schwarz's possible actions after recovering from their dunk in the ocean. Postseries. Best read after watching Spaceballs. Rated PG13 for yaoi themes.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/21/2001 - Complete
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Is this a kissing book? reviews
Once upon a time, a young man must leave his love to seek his fortune on the high seas while the lover becomes embroiled in kingdom politics. It's going to take some adventures to see if they can reunite. Or, The Princess Bride AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Raising the bar reviews
Bar AU: Ichigo attends the bachelor party only out of obligation, but meeting the bartender makes the night a little better.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Time and Time Again reviews
Reincarnation AU: When two lovers are involved in a fatal accident, their fates take opposite and unexpected turns. But they are always meant to be together in the end, somehow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Strange Brews reviews
AU: Ichigo and Rukia are just bros working in a coffee shop who enjoy a good lazy gossip about their regular clientele. The caffeine addict who plays the guitar sometimes is kinda cute but regularly leers at Ichigo. Will he ever have the nerve to ask Ichigo out? Or will Ichigo finally kick him out for being a creep?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Wolf's Tale reviews
Ichigo gets bitten by a werewolf, no one has any sympathy and his father forbids him to shed in the house. How the hell is this his life?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2018
Familiarity breeds contempt (and affection) reviews
In a world of magic, Ichigo cannot become a full mage without successfully summoning his familiar. But when it does appear, it's nothing like the lovable animal familiars everyone else bonds with.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2018
A da Vinci Collection reviews
An assortment of ficlets and drabbles originally posted on Tumblr, some from meme prompts and some inspired by other fics. They include all kinds of pairings and genres, so please read the warnings and pairings on each part. Everything from crack to angst.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Leonardo Da Vinci, Zoroaster, G. Riario
Zo's Long Con to Love reviews
Zo needs to join a psychological research study in order to pass his class and graduate, and he's not above using blackmail to find himself a partner. Whether said partner lets him survive to graduation is another matter.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Zoroaster, G. Riario - Complete
Dragon Ball Zo reviews
All Prince Riario has to do to win the kingdom is slay the evil dragon, claim the hoard and rescue the grateful princess. What could possibly go wrong?
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Leonardo Da Vinci, Zoroaster, G. Riario, Nico - Complete
Learning to Share
When Laura and Leo make an unusual offer to Riario, he's not quite sure what to do. A little love story between Laura Cereta/Girolamo Riario/Leonardo da Vinci on the road to Rome. An AU for Season 3 Ep 7. F/M/M
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Complete
The Reed and the Olive Tree
Laura Cereta tries to help Riario learn that alliances can be most advantageous and forgiveness is freeing. A little Laura/Riario love story set between episodes 7 and 8 of Season 3.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,485 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2016 - G. Riario, OC - Complete
The Perks of the Job reviews
Leo prides himself on giving every customer exactly what they want the most. That ends the day Riario walks into the coffee shop.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Leonardo Da Vinci, G. Riario - Complete
To Catch a Thief
Third part of the Thick as Thieves series. When Riario goes back to work to save the agency, Leo tries to help him realize what is most important to him, even as Sixtus threatens them both.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,076 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Complete
A Taste of Lust reviews
When Vampire Hunter Riario visits Florence, he meets more than he'd bargained for. An AU crackfic for Halloween.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2015 - G. Riario, Leonardo Da Vinci - Complete
Honor Among Thieves
When Leo takes off to help his mentor, Riario must decide how far he'll go to help the artista. Sequel to Thick as Thieves.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,837 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 10/19/2015 - G. Riario, Leonardo Da Vinci - Complete
Treasure in Clay Vessels
Pope Sixtus is so concerned with taking over Florence that he sends two spies to infiltrate the Medici family, but the new war engineer will only choose to get close to one of them. Girolamo must forget he is a Riario to play his role, but temptations threaten to steal him away for good.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,406 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 9/29/2015 - G. Riario, Leonardo Da Vinci - Complete
Sailing Off Anchor reviews
Riario learns a little about the benefits of becoming allies with someone like Leonardo da Vinci.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2014 - G. Riario, Leonardo Da Vinci - Complete
Thick as Thieves
Leonardo isn't sure how he can juggle the Medici job and his own work on the key project when The Count is chasing him around the globe and threatening his friends. No one ever said being a genius con man/forger/thief would be easy.
Da Vinci's Demons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,416 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Leonardo Da Vinci, G. Riario - Complete
Black Moon Rising
Weiss Kreuz/Teen Wolf crossover. When Schwarz investigates suspicious activity in Beacon Hills, it will take all their wits and special talents to survive.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Published: 1/5/2013 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Fix Me Up Good reviews
AU: When things start to go wrong in Stiles' apartment at the old Hale house, he finds out the maintenance guy is kind of hot but doesn't seem to appreciate Stiles' unique sense of humor.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Not Lois Lane reviews
Stiles is a journalist who gets a big break covering a string of suspicious deaths in Beacon Hills, but the bigger mystery might be the tall, dark and unfriendly reporter who always seems to show up and scoop his stories.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
The Naked Truth reviews
Waking up to an assassin in his bed would be bad enough, but Ken really can't cope with a naked, smirking one.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Ken H., Schuldig - Complete
SOLDIERs Need Love, Too reviews
Angeal's week keeps getting stranger when he finally notices something unusual about the women at Shinra.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
