Half Past Crazyhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, and D N Angel. Note To All Whom It May Concern As you may have noticed, very few of my stories remain. But guess what? Half Past Crazy, (the writer formally known as Saturn Imp) might just be making a come back. Aren't you all so very lucky? Yes, yes you are... Fictions relating to the Harry Potter series and Pokemon may be popping up, as well as potential crossovers. Never fear: The Imp may soon be here. Contact: isa0601@ |
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Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
Courtship by Saadia Mirage reviews
Tamaki buys lunch for Haruhi one day. Is this a beginning of a beautiful courtship or has Haruhi bitten off more than she can chew? TamaXHaru WIP Update: Chapter 6 AND 7 finally added!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,308 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Uke or Seme? by FailingDemi reviews
Uke or Seme' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Love Sick by FailingDemi reviews
Ohtori Kyouya is suffering from a very bad case of love sickness, and he doesn't even know that he has it. So, the Host Club will follow him in a pathetic ninja get-up and maybe give him some love conseling...maybe. Let's see how they screw up. KyouKao.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H.
A Little Too Literally by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D, Harry and Draco have to buy each other gifts for a Secret Santa exchange. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fortune Cookies by The Furry Yellow-Striped Koala reviews
[AU] Fortune cookies always tell the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Fortunate Fall by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Draco's convinced he suffered an irreplaceable loss at the end of the war. Harry's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Keep It Simple, Stupid by Lomonaaeren reviews
NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Last Runespoor by Lomonaaeren reviews
POST DH, ignores epilogue, Draco and Harry friendship fic. Harry, an expert in cleaning up dangerous snakes, has made the acquaintance of Draco Malfoy, teaching at Hogwarts, while he works on removing Runespoors from the Forbidden Forest. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strawberries by meeses reviews
Draco obsesses over Harry and strawberries. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chibi For A Day by Spyder Webb reviews
After reading a spell from an old book, Joey and the gang find that they all have...'little' problems to deal with now... slight yaoi FINISHED! 49 Chapters in all.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 96,081 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
Bloodlust by like spun glass reviews
AU. Vampire!fic smut. Kaoru’s father sends him to Europe to become an apprentice to the eccentric Hitachiin heir. Instead, Kaoru winds up in the latter’s bed, very very naked. slash, lemon, etc. For mature audiences. HikaruxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Operation Separation by KiwiiFruitie reviews
This time the twins have gone too far with their pranks. Here are the consequences... Warnings for Twincest and crack. :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Bikini Blues by Saadia Mirage reviews
On a trip to the beach, Haruhi and Tamaki find some time alone. Silly antics and love abounds! Sort of a what if fic, speculating on the future of their relationship, a bit OOC. TamaxHaru lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Lunchtime by Saadia Mirage reviews
Haruhi is absent at lunchtime and Tamaki lets his imagination run wild. Oneshot. TamaXHaru Sorta prequel to Courtship.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Cure for the Hiccups by Carcaohtar reviews
On the quest for the Sunflower Samurai, Mugen must face his worst enemy ever... hiccups. Will he ever be cured, or will Jin's home remedies kill him first? Some minor swearing.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
Sir Harry and the spoilt Prince by beserkergoddess reviews
Set in Medievil times, Draco is a bored prince, looking for love.. he has crafty ideas.. Harry just happens to wander in at the right moment. HD slash....warning....oh, and just because it's medievil doesn't mean it's in old english okay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Nine Days In by THE Shadow Omega reviews
Ichigo has been under Urahara's training regimen for nine days. On the morning of the tenth day, they both have to come to terms with what their relationship has become. Has it moved beyond simply master and apprentice? MM
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2005
Tainted by PinkStarz reviews
Rukia, of course the first time would hurt!" -Ichigo and Orihime unwillingly overhear an argument between Renji and Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005
Treat or DIE! by neko-nya reviews
The gang's going out trick or treating! Can you guess what bizzare thing's going to happen to them? DarkxKrad, DaixSat
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Hakkai Teaches: Driving by nekozuki1776 reviews
Does Hakkai dare? The title says it all. Rated for strong language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Hakkai C. - Complete
The Trouble with H by Karu Leonnese reviews
Gojyo and Goku are having trouble. And it usually springs from things that begin with the letter H. [58, 39 with some probable mixings]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,279 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004
Baby Robin by xT-Zealot reviews
During a little chase with Gizmo, something happens to Robin. How Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and Beastboy are going to handle this problem is going to be interesting. (Some Robin and Starfire, and now even some Gizmo and Jinx strangely enough) COMPLETED
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,294 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Hakkai Teaches: Cooking by nekozuki1776 reviews
The title says it all. Hakkai teaches the Sanzo group how to cook. Rated for strong language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Sanji's Day in the Life 2 Yaoi Special by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji's day in the life continues... but with a yaoi twist!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2004
Hakkai Teaches: The Internet by nekozuki1776 reviews
The Sanzo ikkou takes some time off to learn about the internet. Humor and chaos follow. PG13 due to strong language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Our Seasons by shattterhearts reviews
A year ago, Gojyo made a promise to Hakkai, that after they defeated Gyumaoh and got home, they would adopt children. But, Gojyo thought Hakkai would forget all about it. He didn't. [58, some 39]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004
Damn, I Can't Think of a Title by Elf Asato reviews
83, 95. Hey, everyone's entitled to write Crack!Fic once in a while!
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Complete
Sanji's Day in the Life by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji's every day schedule.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2004
Fortunes by NekoMegami-chan reviews
Before they ever went west - they went to dinner. (Dedicated to my little sister.)
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/17/2004
Why Satoshi Should Eat More by sapphirexkat2 reviews
Everyone knows that Satoshi doesn't eat much. Daisuke and Dark give him a reason to eat more! Tee hee. DaisukexSatoshi.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2004
The Day That Sanzo Lost His Twitch by Zelgadis55 reviews
The chaos and violence reign as Sanzo is cursed. PG13 for language, violence & 5x8 (complete and JUST in time for Friday the Thirteenth :-P)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Forte by Elf Asato reviews
83. Hakkai and Sanzo sit in the jeep while Gojyo and Goku sleep...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Consume by Karu Leonnese reviews
In which Hakkai muses on colours and comfort. [58]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004
The Tennis Incident by Elf Asato reviews
[Written for Sariyuki's 38 Incidents Project] Hakkai attempts to teach Sanzo how to play tennis...
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
How to Make Hakkai Smile by Me-Nuriko reviews
Gojyo and Goku find something to do on a boring day. Not yaoishounenai.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Experimental by Sariyuki reviews
Humor. Yaoi. When flying saucers are more than lights in the sky...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004
The Light Bulb by yeaka reviews
While at Tristan's place studying, Duke fails to handle darkness appropriately. (HondaOtogi, yaoi.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2004 - H. Honda/Tristan T., R. Otogi/Duke D. - Complete
The Incident with the Teddy Bear by Elf Asato reviews
[838] Written for challenges by both Sariyuki and Majinkarp. Sanzo is searching for something...but does Hakkai have it?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
If I Stop to Think About it by GuiltyRed reviews
CHAP2 Uploaded 4-04-04 Jeep thinks on the four travellers. What would his perspective be? WIP thanks to reviews.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004
Sleep by GuiltyRed reviews
Sanzo can't sleep (what else is new right?) so he jealously watches the others sleep and sees something interesting. YAOI Complete repost please review if you hadn't already.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
Regarding Hakkai by GuiltyRed reviews
Just a little something about the road trip and how Gojyo's hands wander around inside his pants. complete repost. Please review. My life depends on it.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
Almighty Vacationer from Egypt to the Shadow Realm by SpookyChild reviews
Yami and co. go to Kaiba's beach house for the summer and they do...things...that make the story funny.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/29/2004
Choices by Me-Nuriko reviews
How strong is the bond between the four Saiyuki boys?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Complete
Master Male Nurse from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
Here is the third installment of the ‘Bakura the Master’ saga. Ryou gets the flu, and it’s up to Bakura to make him better. Yes, you have the right to fear for Ryou’s little life. FINISHED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002
Revelations of the Past by asuka02redeva reviews
What would happen if Yami and Kaiba were sent back 5000 years and saw themselves as children? Only madness and mayhem can follow (set after yami defeats malik)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
Trouble With Chibis by SparkyKnight reviews
What happens when the favorite monsters of some of the Yu-gi-oh gang end up baby-sitting them as chibi's in the shadow realm. A Whole lot of mayham!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002
In Season by silrayn silverwolf reviews
Male youkai go in season every 5000 years...*shounen ai, implied yaoi* Run, Sanzo, run! Hakkai's on his way, so's Gojyo and Goku, too. Surprise pairing...
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002
Valentine Gift For Hakkai by Rei Bianca reviews
Valentine's Day is almost near and Sanzo, Goku and Gojyo decided to do something special for Hakkai, as he had done them a lot of favour in the past.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2003
Master Party Planner from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
It's the anniversary of when Ryou got the Millennium Ring, and Bakura just has to throw the best party for him! Just one problem; Ryou thinks that Bakura and Yami are going out! How's Bakura going to handle a jealous Ryou? Epilogue!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002
Any Day But Wednesday by reila reviews
[slash. h/d.] What do you do when the last thing you want... is the only thing you want? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hakkai Takes A Break by Laree reviews
Hakkai is supposedly the domestic one of Sanzo's group. So what happens when Sanzo one day decides to be *decent* and bans him from doing anything? Why is Sanzo suddenly being so thoughtful anyways?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2002
Innuendo by ShinigamiForever reviews
In which people talk alot but say very little. Slash and humor. A Smoke Break Production.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002
Master Backseat Driver from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
“Never you fear, my girly-little Aibou, for your Yami is a master backseat driver! I’ll make sure you’ll pass your driving test!” This what Bakura tells Ryou. Who knew a car ride could turn into the craziest roadtrip ever?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/1/2001
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The Easter Krad reviews
(AU) Easter in Japan. Is there such a thing? There is now. Pairings: Dark:Krad, Satoshi:Daisuke:Riku
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
A Rather Shamanic Christmas reviews
This is a Shaman King fic, as you can see. A quick Christmas one as I’ll be relaxing on Christmas Day.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2004
How Little You Know reviews
Depression can lead to one's undoing. Look out for blood, a sad story and character death.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2003
Three Guys and a Mouse reviews
The Kaibas need pest control. Who do you call? Trust me, it ain't pretty. One-shot story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Complete
