El Takeshirohide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, and Misc. Movies. I am Andrea. I used to write bad fanfiction. I still do. I have two kids and a boyfran and live in Portland. Yay. Random Quotes "That's gregular!" Janett "I think I work better with my ass in the air." Jamie G. "He's not Trent Reznor HAWT!" Me and Andrew "So he went to the penis doctor the other day..."Chris "Whoa! Bats look like bears...Just with wings! REALLY!" Chris "There are some pretty awesome My Little Ponies." Chris "WHOA! WE HAVE A STAPLER! Since when have we had a stapler?!" Chris "I'm going to give you some words of advice. Some wise words. Listen up...If you wanna be my lovah. You've gotta get with my friends." Chris "No! Not my liver! I need that to battle trucks!" Andrew While we are reading Rammstein fics outloud. "Oh! I get it. It's his penis." Freya |
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The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 4,823 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Button Up Your Overcoat by psiten reviews
Ed could untie knots in the fifth and sixth dimensions blindfolded. He could convince the military he fell through a rabbit-hole, and even stop a Drachman invasion (with a little help), but he can't seem to avoid dating Roy Mustang (which is maybe okay). But here's hoping they can collar a General trying to trigger a three-way war before he destroys the world. 2003 Anime/Movie AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 145,011 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Every Dog Has His Day by remioromen1344 reviews
Stan visits Kyle after many years. But who is Kyle's roommate? One sided Style, established Tophlovski. Sequel to Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, but can stand alone as well.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Pilfered Progeny Stolen Dreams by SisterGryffin-SisterSlytherin reviews
Harry and Draco as well as other wizards have had their sperm stolen to create children for profit! Who is behind it all? What is their ultimate goal? Alternate Universe HP/DM, CW/BZ/RW, OTHER MALE/MALE pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 325,203 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Department of Magical Creatures Case 62637 by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
At 21, Draco Malfoy is on a journey to find his life mate, but is delayed by pesky Hufflepuffs screaming 'regulations' and 'laws'. Please, Malfoys play by their own rules. Pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 2 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
SLASH Red's adventures in the land of fairy tales continues as he is pitted against Fruity Faes, Damsels in Distress and personal matters he'd rather pretend didn't exist. :coughcough:Wolf:coughcough:
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,060 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Falling into Heaven, falling into Hell by Oneiriad reviews
What if, at the end of the movie, Jack pulls Norrington over the edge with him? (Slash - sooner or later, anyway...)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,817 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2004
Chrome in the Morning Light by Abby Ebon reviews
Minutemen. Slash. ZekexVirgil. “Hey, great bike, lots of shinny chrome gear things…” Virgil sometimes wished Charlie knew when to shut that genius mouth of his – this was one of those many, many, times.
Crossover - Disney & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Ways by Castalia reviews
Yuki always says 'I love you'.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Eiri Y.
Drift by Bloodied Tormenter reviews
A warm summer afternoon between two friends. Talks, laughter, tickles, and confessions ensue. ShikamaruChouji. ShounenAi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Uchiha Couple by asashouryuu reviews
Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru. Mpreg starting from chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 321,699 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Break Through by Eien Blue reviews
jan.12 Update CH26 Fake Star. Y&S,T&H, T&R. AU. Angsty get togethers. Sometimes love is stronger than reason, and things that should not be, attract eachother by a unforgibable force. Call it fate or call it... Gravitation.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 228,911 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
Ed's Turn by Quagga reviews
It is Ed's turn to fight in war this time. No longer a oneshot! ROYED, AU. FMA warfic!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Starlight Soldiers by Titancybermon reviews
A team of male Sailor Soldiers crumbles under the heavy weight of betrayal, greed, and murder.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,242 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 6/6/2003
Guardian by DragonBow reviews
Incomplete, but will no longer be updated. See final 'chapter'.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 10,083 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Modern Day Hunter by Seadragon68 reviews
AU with VH as a modern day Hunter for the Order. He rescues Carl and ends up getting far more then he bargained for... VHCarl SLASH
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,715 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
I Go Back by Vcorrigan reviews
A very familiar French boy has returned, turning Kyle's world upside down. What will ensue from Christophe's return? Pairing ChristopheKyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,025 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Rebirth by MorningHell reviews
[Saw] Scarred them for life, yes. But did he also help them?...What do you take for granted now, Doctor? Slash, malexmale romance. Ya' been warned
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,141 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
School Week by Ykarzel reviews
Remember Beachin' Trip? Well, welcome to the sequel. Yaoi n stuff, there are lemons at adultfanfiction.net. Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,170 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 8/1/2003
One for the Band by Falaphesian reviews
Now complete! Sora would probably do anything Riku asked of him. But when his friend wants him to try out for the school's color guard, well, that's pushing things a little far. RikuSora and LeonCloud..eventually.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,105 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Blind Date by Merelyn25 reviews
Fred and George set Percy up with...guess who. PO Slash. Still not OoTP compatible. FINALLY UPDATED! Complete- Last Chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Legend Of The Paopu by Lee Asato reviews
Original - This is the original story, I have decided that I am going to start writting it again! CHAPTER 6 - Riku strives to hide his living situations from Sora, and resfuses to allow Kairi back into his life.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 10/23/2002
For Want of a Nail by Dala1 reviews
Norrington must tend an ill Jack Sparrow. New chapter: All's well that ends well, plus a surprise.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,412 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003
The Legacy of the Phoenix by Titancybermon reviews
Jason was never what one could call normal...becoming a tamer never changed that, but as lust for power becomes higher, sanity becomes lower. R&R!Even flames!!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,595 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 5/3/2003
Spira's Light by Yaoi Junkie reviews
What if Tidus was the summoner? (More detailed summary in Ch. 1) WakkaXTidus, LuluXRikku, possible AuronXRin. Warning: AU, yaoi, yuri, language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,643 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004
Model Love by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[Taito] It's now the summer after the contest and Tai's going to New York for a modeling program. What will Matt do for 3 months without Tai? How will Tai deal with the separation? And will their love survive this challenge? Sequel to Model Behavior.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Model Behavior by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[Taito] Tai has a crush on Matt, only Matt doesn't know about it. How can Tai get his attention and make Matt realize his feelings? By entering a male modeling contest of course! For CCPheonix's Taito Contest.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,446 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
I Hate You, Or Do I? by Tofuu reviews
Malik is popular, smart, and filthy rich. But he becomes bored with life. Ishizu takes in Ryou as a transfer student who has trouble adjusting to a luxurious life. Malik and Ryou constantly throw insults at each other. MxR Reposted. [DISCONTINUED]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2003
A World Without by Leeni-chan reviews
*COMPLETE* AU. A world without magic and Voldemort for Harry Potter should be dull. It's not. HP/DT & HP/DM slash. Notice Added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,490 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Trip by Nanashio reviews
I'm cautious. Yugi & Co. are on the road. Shounen-ai? Yeah. An attempt at humor, & Kaiba strips *grins* ~Kaiba: NANASHI!~ heh, Pairings: Yami/Yugi, Tristan/Bakura, and... Kaiba/Joey, there! Hah! *COMPLETED, despite the Slump O.o*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,014 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
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Breath of Fresh Air reviews
Minutemen “What do you think? Chrysanthemums or daisies?” Another LJ Challenege; One hundred 100-word drabbles for Zeke/Virgil.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 3/23/2008
Supernova reviews
Minutemen the Disney Channel Original Movie - Slash. Zeke/Virgil. Fifty sentences challenge for Livejournal. "When Virgil said forever, Zeke mused, he meant forever."
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Treasure reviews
Penelo isn't Vaan's treasure. [Balthier & Vaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly reviews
One hundred and one kisses for Riku and Sora. Most in ficlet form. [RS ShounenAi, Slash, whatevah you want to call it.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Riku, Sora
Homework reviews
It all started out with a bit of homework....Post KH, OOC, OC's. ShounenAi and all around good times. Revamped for the second time. And probably not the last.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Riku, Sora
Telephone Line reviews
Uhmmm...Just a little ditty about New Year's Eve. And telephones. :D AU RS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Are You Gonna Be My Girl? reviews
Aeris dances. Yuffie watches. Song fic to Are You Gonna Be My Girl? by Jet. -Shoujo-Ai Implications-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2004
A Different Reality reviews
AU- Shounen-Ai. Cloud is a new student, along with his sister Aeris. On the first day, he meets a certain silver haired boy that catches his eye.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Fireworks reviews
AUish ONE SHOT (Maybe...) The fireworks are lovely, but that isn't what Riku's thinking about. RikuSora Shounen-Ai!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
Taking Over Me reviews
Sora searches for the one left behind. The one he loves. Riku. A song fic to Evanescence's 'Taking Over Me'. Shounen-Ai! C'mon! Would I write anything else?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/4/2004
