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Hmm. I'm not entirely sure what to put in this thingy... so I'll just put this KH questionaire thingo I found and decided to fill out... and some randomness XD


THE KH SURVEY(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

S-A-I-X. I cannot tell you how much I love him. The long blue hair, the eyes, the skin, the growling, the moon-loving, the voice…… god even the Berserker-ness!!! Makes me wanna take him home and *bleep* that and *bleep* while keeping him away from anything sharp XD

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Humm…… Probably Namine (cause Marly doesn’t count)

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Sora. Why you ask? Only an IDIOT would want to kill all the sexy guys!!!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi; the damsel thing gets a little annoying sometimes

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Apart from the obvious (XD)... I'd say Hollow Bastion / Radiant Garden

6. Least Favorite World?

Agrabah… so much effing sand!!!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

CLAYYYYY – MOOOOORE!!!!

And the Oblivion Keyblade

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Xigabr’s Guns…. They’re hard to use in 358/2 days, and he’s such a pain in the ass to beat in KH 2

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie – KH2

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti!!!

11. Favorite Pairing(s)? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Hmm… XemSai, XigDem or Axel x Saix

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Akuroku. Why, Axel WHY!!! He’s what, fourteen years old??? (and he’s not even that good looking _

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Repliku x Namine

Saix x Sephiroth

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Sora x Roxas…. I can’t see how it would work? They’re the same freaking person... wait... OH GAWD

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

1) Org 13 getting killed, especially Demyx. Come on, he was harmless, Sora!!!!
2) Lack of explanations (sometimes)
3) Fandom Wars – just because you don’t like a certain pairing or a certain character doesn’t mean you have to hate on the people that do….

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Funnily enough I’d have to say Axel; he’s actually helpful sometimes.


SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Which theory???

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Not really, I think he’s just… anti-social

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I think he’s just Marluxia… you can’t really put one label on that…

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

I don’t think she’s the MOST annoying character…


SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine – I think they’re a cute-ish couple

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

IT’S ALL FREAKIN CONNECTED MY GAWD WHY!!!!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I haven’t played it but know the storyline and stuff… I think to a certain degree, but meh

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, which would it be?

Once again: WHY GOD WHY??? My dear Saix may kill me for this, but I’m going with Axel – he is the only one in that Organisation that could keep up with my sarcasm and still find it funny… but then again Demyx would be my music-jamming buddy… and Zexion and I could hang out at the library…
It’s too bloody hard to choose _

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Quite a few actually…
Demyx: I’m pretty laid-back and I play an instrument
Axel: The sarcasm and the hips XD
Saix: Im normally pretty calm but I you don’t want to see me angry
Larxene: I’m pretty sadistic when I want to be

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Hmmm this is a tough one… but the most embarrassing would have to be when I was battling Xemnas in kh2 and suddenly yelled “HE KILLED A ZEBRA TO MAKE THAT COAT!!!” very loudly… my mum was quite worried about me XD

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No I have not, but it’d be pretty fun to cosplay as Marluxia just to see the weird looks I’d get

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

The faces that Donald, Goofy and Sora make. They crack me up…

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xemnas, but only because there’s about what, 4 different stages to the battle? And his HP bars are uber-crazeh

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The reaction command thingy… and XIII other things

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence, because Hayner can be a jerk

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

… Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

RIIIIII - KUUUUUUUU

34. Roxas or Sora?

S’pose I’ll go with Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

AAAAARGH WHY!!!... Dem-Dem

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

… da fuque? Namixas it is…

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku… I don’t entirely understand Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea-Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Which one needs a hug more??? Guess I’ll go with Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Mwehehe this is gonna be a long list… *deep breath*
Saix, Axel, Leon, Riku, Terra, Xemnas, Marluxia, Zexion and Cloud

That wasn’t as long as I thought it would be

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

I can’t really think of one at the moment…

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Demyx = David Bowie

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

All of them!!!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2; controls are better (as is picture quality)… and see next answer for another reason

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

There are XIII reasons why it’s awesome…


If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you lost some of your sanity fighting Sephiroth five hundred times on Kingdom Hearts II, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanted to beat the snot out of Phil with your Keyblade during Kingdom Hearts II every time he screeched, "GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" copy and paste this.

If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


Crazy? I was crazy once. So crazy they put me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corners? I hate them; they bug me. Bugs? What where! They're so weird, with their little feet... they make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

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A Sight to Behold by TwistedAffection reviews
Sexual attraction is a very dangerous thing when you're a Nobody. With no emotions to hold you back, all that is left is primal lust. Despite this 2 Nobodies are willing to risk it all to be together. Can they survive this risky experiment? Xem/Sai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,327 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/13/2019 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sephiroth, Xemnas, Saïx
Open When I'm Dead by MarleneShadowheart reviews
When Demyx finds Xemnas' secret file of THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN, he decides to share it with a few other members, and hilarity ensues. Rated T for crossdressing, crack pairings, slight language, violence, and...well, a lot of things.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,789 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Lapdog by AbandonedAccountAC reviews
When Saix needs too... He gets around the castle. Maybe some of Xigbar's 'Lapdog' remarks were correct. Saix/Everyone
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Saïx
Last Train by nikki.ntm reviews
AU. In an attempt to start over, Axel kidnaps his best friend and flees the ghettos of Kobe. His brothers are sent after them under the Superior's orders, but for reasons Axel could never have imagined.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,856 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
The Twelve Days of Annoyances by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The cast of KH belt out their carol of complaints to all who wish to hear. Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", only this doesn't have a Christmas theme at all. Affectionate parody of the KH franchise
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Terra, Aqua - Complete
17 DAYS OF HELL by Bexi reviews
Vexen creates a potion to destroy Marluxia's flowers - instead, it turns Zexion into a baby. Aging a year each day, Zexion has a 2nd chance at his childhood. But what happens when young Zexion takes a shine to Marluxia because of his scent? Not shōnen-ai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,985 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Marluxia, Zexion
Cant a Superiour have any Peace? by SilverTeletraan reviews
Xemnas isnt having the best of days, neather will everyone else after Xemnas explodes lol rated M for yaoi, and some minor language. i love reviews! even if its stuped all reviews will be loved forever
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Temptation by kickcows reviews
Axel tries to resist and not give into temptation. However, his memories are too strong to allow that to happen. Rated M for: yaoi, lemon. One shot. Written for Axel/Saix Day.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
Like a Boss: Riku Edition by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
While hiring Riku for the Dark Side, Maleficent decides to figure out just what Riku would do if he joined her. Riku replies...with a totally ridiculous song parody that sums up his life in just a few sentences. Parody of The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Riku, Maleficent - Complete
Effect by The Darkness Effect reviews
It all started with Saix's discovery on the internet... Warnings inside, please look at the rating...M Thank you for reading
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Saïx
Moonlit Dominance by AbandonedAccountAC reviews
Xemnas claims to be the strongest there is. He is our 'Lord', our 'Superior', and my 'Master'. But under Kingdom Hearts' light, the tables turn on him quite suddenly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Swim This Way by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Organization XIII really didn't know what to say when they saw their favorite puppet in a musical...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sora, Xemnas - Complete
Heartless Love by YaoiYuriLover929 reviews
This is my 100th fanfic! Yayz! Anywho... summary: Saix starts having nightmares, and Xemnas wants to help him feel better! Pairing: XemSai! Oneshot! Please enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
The Rooms that Never Were by Sailorstar165 reviews
It's Roxas's first week in Organization XIII, and he just can't seem to find his own room. Some mild OoCness. Cowritten with Inuobsessed004.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Roxas - Complete
A Matter of Bait and Bite by tamagopants reviews
-Axel/Saïx- Axel's bored, and contrary to popular belief, Saïx is quite adept at having fun – it just depends on who he's with. Christmas oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Saïx, Axel - Complete
Xemnas's Little Black Book by iRideSaix reviews
It's Xemnas's birthday, and Saïx gets him a diary. Everyone else in Organization XIII finds out about it, finds the diary, and reads it. However, Xemnas's most inner thoughts begin to disturb everyone. Xemsai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Bath Time by YaoiYuriLover929 reviews
I know that I am a horrible lemon writer, but I had to write this one-shot! Please read, review, and I hope you all enjoy! Warnings: XEMSAI YAOI!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by AbandonedAccountAC reviews
Xemnas should definatly know better than to show public displays of affection with Saix... especially during a meeting!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Spongebob Sailor Mouth Uncensored by BIG BOWSER reviews
Make sure your profanity filter is disabled if you wanna get the best experience : Rated M for strong language and sexual content
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2010 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
Rough Love by thothlover reviews
This is a birthday present story for PyRoAj. Happy birthday love! Hope you will enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it xP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/4/2010 - [Xemnas, Saïx] - Complete
The What Game by kitkit11183 reviews
The math teacher droned on and on about... math. Lea was bored. What else could he do but antagonize his best friend?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Isa, Lea - Complete
Theatrics by tamagopants reviews
-SaiXem- We don't really hold conversations. A drabble for erm...SaiXem day, if such a thing exists.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Saïx, Xemnas
Xemnas on Powerthirst by DarkWolfXIII reviews
After having a brilliant idea, Axel and Roxas spike Xemnas's drink. Little did they know Xemnas and energy drink just dont mix. OOC-ness especially for xemnas And slight swearing. 400 BABIES!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Truth Or Dare! by xConquistadora reviews
Saïx hadn’t expected three very innocent words to get up there on the hate list. Crackfic, what happens when the Org rallies up to play Truth or Dare? Many pairings, main XemSai & XigDem
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Commemoration of Things Long Past by lokinozumu reviews
After the battle between the Key Bearer and the Luna Diviner, Xemnas reflects on the time he spent with the animalistic Saïx. Their first meeting, the near death experience and even the first time Xemnas decided to trust someone other than himself. CH6 UP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,710 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx
Xemnas' Comment Box by Spoodlexiii reviews
To help concentrate the flow of complaints, Xemnas made a comment box. Inside are the stories that unfold through the papers he finds in his box. Warning: Crude themes. Beware.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Xemnas - Complete
Affliction by A Moonlit Shadow reviews
Take what I left you for the pain and do your best to forget my name. Slight XemSai, angsty oneshot, hopefully better than the summary sounds! THIS IS THE SECOND VERSION OF AFFLICTION! IT'S MUCH BETTER AND HAS A REAL ENDING NOW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
A little bet by therichnobody reviews
Xemnas bets Saix that he can't go a week without getting mad. How long can he last, especially with Axel around? [XemnaSaix] Yeah, another one...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by Jacceh reviews
Saix really can't find anything to do, while Xemnas tries to find a way to entertain himself. Axel and the others discuss what's happening around the castle. [crackfic, slight OOC and quite limey] Read at your own risk X3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Roll Of The Dice: Organization XIII by Organization VI reviews
A series of 25 themed drabbles, starring the entire Organization.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
So I Don't Have A Heart?
Just a fic with my Nobody OC, Calyxea... and her life in the Organisation. Incomplete at this stage. Sorry about this first part being a little long...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Published: 9/25/2011