Hola! Konichiwa! Ni hao! Bonjour! Hello!

I'm Serena (16) , and I am a majorrr South Park fan. Ever since I got Netflix, I've been watching all of the episodes like crazyy.

South Park is the only section of FanFiction that I stay in because I don't think any other section can be as interesting as South Park Slash :3

I also like anime, but I haven't been watching much lately, as I've been stuck on watching K-dramas, reading fanfics, and occasionally reading manga.

My favorite South Park episode is actually not an episode, but the South Park movie "Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" I've watched it at least 10 times in 1 month (DVR'd it)

But if I had to pick an episode I'd probably go with "Tsst", which is probably one of Eric Cartman's best episodes xD

I recently became a fan of Style, but I also love Bunny, Cryle, Kyman, Creek, and Crenny

I'm also a fan of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, as they have completed my life with this wonderful cartoon *

As well as my use of the word "Dude" a lot.

kay, so I totally stole this next part from someone else's profile, but it seemed fun, and I'm bored and I don't know what to do, sooo. :D

Number your favorite characters in South Park in any order, and answer the following questions..

1.Kyle

2.Tweek

3.Kenny

4.Stan

5.Cartman

6.Craig

7. Butters

8.Clyde

9. Wendy

10. Ike

What would you do if 3 woke you up in the middle of the night?

slut mode: ON* "Hey Kenny ;)"

Number 6 was laying on the beach next to you, sleeping?

I'd stick my middle fingers in his face a million times, then stare at him in adornment

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I. would. be. stoked!! That gives me an excuse to be with him all of the time! xD

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

hide his Jewgold -_-

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Yell "Holy shit, dude!" Then either try to be a hero and save my burning ass, or call 911 .

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

(LOL) "I'm glad we're going to be siblings, but I wish I was the one to become your husband. *sad face* "

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9

Wendy? Really? Lol Come on, Tweek. You can do better than that. That relationship would just be ... awkwardly wronggg.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

He would def wanna know where I get my hurrr done.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Then stop being a man-whore and going out with chicks that only want your SHOES.

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* Replies: There was no need to be shy, Kyle. I kinda like you too =) (roflcakes)

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Gulp* incest? not really? Weird? I'd probably just stand there an stare at it for a long time, trying to come up with a good description.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Kyle and Craig is really adorable.

Would 2 trust 5?

Very much so, yes. I think he trusts anybody.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Ike would tell Kyle to get his faggy friend away from him.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Craig would probably make Fokyu Chicken, and Kenny would make some toasted waffles.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Butters would get a job as a secretary of some sort,

and Wendy would get a job as a Stripper. ^^

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Clyde giving Cartman a haircut? Hmm. I'm very skeptical about this situation...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy

Definitely not.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

KICK THE BABY! (not so sure about accidental)

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Is Craig trying to get Cartman to lose some pounds? How sweeeeet.

7 won the lottery?

"Heyyyy, Butterssss. What's going onnnn? You gooood? How's life? Yeah? Can I have a thousand dollars?"

How would 3 greet 9?

"... Stares at tits"

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I couldn't possibly be angry at Tweek! He's so flippin' adorable! I'd probably give him the biggest hug ever! *well, after putting on my towel. Maybe. *slut mode: ON*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Lol, wouldn't be suprised. Stendy is like, the most realistic couple on South Park that isn't gay :P

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Deadly premature ejaculation from all those porn mags?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

bitch?

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Probably a used tampon and a stray cat o.o

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

instigate and laugh like a fat bastard ):

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Cheer me up in his adorable hick accent

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

"Woooooooo"

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because Kyle is fucking amazing

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

I honestly think Kenny's family wouldn't care about who he dated :P

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Mmnnn no. Definitely not?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Stenny. Stenny. Stenny. Stenny. Stenny.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Tweek would freak, and Wendy would probably raise an eyebrow or something? lol

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Middle fingers don't count as birthday presents. Gtfo Craig.

8 had quite a big secret?

Purple Nurple till he spills. (Rhyming for the win?)

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Probably an 'f'ed up version of the pandemic? xD

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

NOTHING.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Write a stupid book, tell Butters he wrote it, then a few days later tell him that he didn't write it and that he lied and confuse the shit out of him?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"Canadians can suck my invisible balls."

What would make 10 scared of 1?

KICK THE BABY!

Is 3 Gay?

Kenny's Bi, according to most fandoms.

OMG. Stan saying "I love you" in "Ass Burgers" made the fangirl inside of me screech in happiness xD

So happy South Park is back!!!! Hopefully that'll inspire me to stop procrastinating on this story... x-x