This is my profile. I will occasionally write something pertaining to my stories here.

4/10/15-Sorry, I lied.

At this point I'm officially putting all of my stories on indefinite hiatus. I haven't stopped writing though, and will upload any new stories here as well as my deviantArt (a-non-mouse).

3/25/13-Yeah, sorry.

So, I have some news. I won't be continuing ultimate showdown, as it was getting hard for everyone, author included to keep track of all the characters. Everything else will hopefully still be updated soon, but is now officially on hiatus.

4/30/12-Surprise Oneshot!

I have published a Oneshot known as the Rhythmic Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny. It's yet another parody with the topic of rhythm heaven, a semi-obscure Rhythm game that will make no sense out of context. Or in context, in one case. Anyway, read on!

11/4/11- The List

An anon commented about how some people reading ultimate showdown would find out they liked a certain character , but not know where they come from. Therefore, I have created The List of Combatants in Ultimate Showdown! Behold!

Sealand, America, China, Russia, England, France, Germany, Japan and Italy are from Hetalia: Axis Powers.
The Box Ghost, Clockwork, and Wulf are from Danny phantom.
Conan, Amy, George, Mitch, Dr. Agasa, and Kaito 1412 are from Case Closed.
Dib, Gaz, and professor membrane are from Invader Zim.
Azula is from Avatar, the last airbender.
Cody is mah OC, but he's based off of maximum ride.
Madame Clairvoyant is the fortune teller ghost from Luigi's mansion.
The hawk (Watson) Hakuba, Kaito Kuroba/kaito 1412(again), detective Nakamori, and the Kaito kid task force are from Magic Kaito.
Master will be revealed later.
The Guy is an oc based off of I Wanna Be The Guy: The movie: the Game. and homestar runner. kinda.
And professor Layton, Don Paulo, and Luke Triton are from the professor Layton series.

expect it to be updated accordingly.

phanthom theif kid

10/25/11-lack of update

it's been a while since i updated overseas mystery, but i'm out of ideas. i'm currently writingan update to ultimate showdown, though. if you have any ideas, please drop me a line.

Go! copy-and-pastes!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you just lost the game, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list.

phanthom theif kid.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

FOOTPRINTS

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonged to him, and the other to the Lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened during the very lowest and saddest times of his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.

"Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times of my life there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most, You would leave me."

The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

Author Unknown

A Story I got from another profile:

True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they could ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of all teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.